Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[amberTHICC]

Why are the people who like to make videos on Amber either gay or fat ugly women? Genuinely curious... They think they're better than her or some shit, but they're all in the same boat (haha ya right).

 

[Wilford Brimley]

If Amber were a 9 months pregnant bride walking down the aisle, she'd wear a white dress. She's won't admit to the beetus even after both her legs end in stumps. Toddlers have a firmer grasp on reality.

Shell admit it, eventually, but only to garner sympathy. "You guise!" I have dia-beetus. My life boo hoooooo." Yewchewb bucks come rolling in.

 

[Dingleberry Cupcakes]

This bitch is all about proving she doesn't have diabetes. Why is she so proud of that? Her "I told you so haha" shtick is hilarious, because well...she's almost 600lbs. Congrats. You won't die of diabetes but instead, of the other hundreds of ailments people like you die of.

 

[ADHD]

Even if she doesn't have diabetes right now, that means nothing. It's just a matter of time.

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

I find it odd that she's willing to show pictures of her prescription bottle but not show her blood results. Normally, I don't really care what the hell she says about her "health" but she's making a huge point that her blood work is fine. Prove it to us then, gorl.

I can just hear her justifying the bloodwork to herself and becky

"well, it's a little hah, but that doesn't matter...right becky? like, some people's blood pressure is just hah, but that's normal, raht? so it don't matter, i don't have to show it..."

 

[Guardsman42]

If she uses diabetes for more asspats, I'll potentionally scream. She'll acknowledge it and do nothing to control it. Yet some folk out there struggle their whole lives to keep their weight down and not lose an actual body part to it..and still do and never get a dime in the process.

Also judging from my own monthly blood draws it's the arm. The underside from the elbow. It's a fairly common area to draw from a nurse told me. Alot of people have an easily found vein. Fuck if I know what is up with that bruising though.

Oh and every one claiming you need to fast to have a Doctor determine you are diabetic? Yahno. Not true, at all. A1C is a test that shows the average over an extended period of time. If your A1C is over 7, it's pretty much a sure deal you are diabetic. Rampant uncontrolled Diabetes like Hamber? She'd be well past 10. I read comments here that she'll gorge, even though it makes her vomit. A fairly good sign her body simply can not handle the sugars.

 

[pecansandies]

Shell admit it, eventually, but only to garner sympathy. "You guise!" I have dia-beetus. My life boo hoooooo." Yewchewb bucks come rolling in.

in classic ALR fashion we can anticipate the title of the video compared to other titles. Alarmist for the mundane shit, mundane for the alarming shit. i.e:

Amberlynn talking about yellow-ish lighting and peeing 3x a day
"Something is wrong with me"

Amberlynn talking about her burning pee
"I went to the emergency room..."

(theoretical) Amberlynn talking about having diabetes
"I can't believe this happened"

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

(theoretical) Amberlynn talking about having diabetes
"I can't believe this happened"

"But it's like a mild, light diabetes. My blood sugar is just clicks tongue a tiny bit elevated."

 

[Rotogravure]

"But it's like a mild, light diabetes. My blood sugar is just clicks tongue a tiny bit elevated."

The daintiest diabetes.

Edit: I was just re-reading that, and in my head I kept treating it like a Harry Potter novel.
Amberlynn Reid and the Dainty Diabetes
Amberlynn Reid and the Bedpan of Secrets

 

[Damaged Goods]

And don't forget the classic:

SKINNY PEOPLE CAN HAVE DIABETES TOO!!! It has nothing to do with mah weight!!!

Eta: Ok, no joke. I just wrote this, closed the tab and checked her twitter. She retweeted this 6h ago:

 

[Recent Lurker]

Amberlynn, you were JUST caught with your dainty lie of "I only need to pee three times a dayyy". You think were gonna buy those blood tests results?

 

[Twinkie]

Why are the people who like to make videos on Amber either gay or fat ugly women? Genuinely curious... They think they're better than her or some shit, but they're all in the same boat (haha ya right).

I dunno why you're getting dumb-rated, you're not wrong.

 

[Twinkie]

And don't forget the classic:

SKINNY PEOPLE CAN HAVE DIABETES TOO!!! It has nothing to do with mah weight!!!

Eta: Ok, no joke. I just wrote this, closed the tab and checked her twitter. She retweeted this 6h ago:
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It's offensive now to call disease a bad thing

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Rude and fat lady, bad food, chemtrails.
Huh.
Sounds like my town's old pizza shop.

 

[Neatoburrito]

ooooh, you go Amber! You really showed and proved to us that you don’t have diabetes!

She really is in her own league. Full of delusion and bland pasta.

 

[Opiophile]

That's where I found my IV after I had surgery. I'm pale af (not a humblebrag -- it's really annoying), and I can still see the vein they used. I guess it makes sense, because I was going to be out of it for a while after and not really in a condition to keep my arm out and palm up for a needle in the regular vein. But you know, that was surgery, not simple labs.

I can echo this with my experience as well. I had surgery a few years ago to repair a hernia. The docs put an IV in the same spot, for the exact reason you stated. If they do it in the most common spot, the inner forearm, it's hard to keep your arm like that while under anesthesia.

Now, of course like you said, this was surgery, not fucking labs. The vein finder is what I suspect they used as well. Since Big Al is so bulbous everywhere, locating a vein by regular means would be next to impossible. Unless you're some kind of God of the junkies who can register a vein on anyone blindfolded.

Edited for spelling fail.

 

[Masta]

This bitch is all about proving she doesn't have diabetes. Why is she so proud of that? Her "I told you so haha" shtick is hilarious, because well...she's almost 600lbs. Congrats. You won't die of diabetes but instead, of the other hundreds of ailments people like you die of.

It was a video way back, maybe 2016 I remember seeing in a KatieW video, she said everyone in her family has diabetes except her, so she’s glad she doesn’t have it.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

Oh and every one claiming you need to fast to have a Doctor determine you are diabetic? Yahno. Not true, at all. A1C is a test that shows the average over an extended period of time. If your A1C is over 7, it's pretty much a sure deal you are diabetic. Rampant uncontrolled Diabetes like Hamber? She'd be well past 10. I read comments here that she'll gorge, even though it makes her vomit. A fairly good sign her body simply can not handle the sugars.

I have never heard or seen her admit to being sick after eating, outside of stomach flu or whatever she had last year. Feeling sick, sure, she's definitely mentioned that, but actually throwing up? Does anyone have a quote or link for that?

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Assuming she actually makes the money she claims to, she could move out on her own and get an apartment with UberEats access in a bigger town.

Becky would never stand for that. She's deathly afraid of city blacks. That's how you know she was raised in the rural south. They don't hate black people, they hate black people from the city who just spontaneously generate firearms and crime wherever they go apparently.

On another note, Becky can't leave AL. AL pays for the car and the car is in Becky's name (I assume, because AL moonlights as Rusty Shackleford and has like fucking shit all in her name.) It's financial abuse.

 

[EH 110]

On another note, Becky can't leave AL. AL pays for the car and the car is in Becky's name (I assume, because AL moonlights as Rusty Shackleford and has like fucking shit all in her name.) It's financial abuse.

Amber said she owns the car, but she lies... So, who knows?

Becky won't leave Amber because she enjoys all the free time she gets to spend with Eric, playing video games and coloring. And while I'm sure making 8 food runs a day gets tiring, Becky looks to be enjoying the unlimited foods she has access to.