Official NASTY Thread for NASTY People - discuss throbbing clits and bathtub shits here (and only here)

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Mr Foster said:
I don't know about everyone else, but if I couldn't self service, that would be a pretty clear sign life needs to change.

But maybe eating fills the void for Hamby, I dunno.
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Said like a true kiwi fella. That's our boys, awww.
by their words shall be know them...(something like that.)

(Yes I know late cos Life. Catching up one revolting thread at a time)
 
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Kelly Bundy said:
Since Amber seems to enjoy sharing everything about her pee and previously everything about her dainty hole and sex life, I wonder when she'll start sharing how many times a day she takes a shit. I admit that I've thought about Amber's capability of sitting on a toilet, taking a shit and wiping way too much. Does she spread and push her massive ass cheeks against the seat and aim or what? I mean, she can't spread those cheeks enough to poop neatly aka her whole asscrack must be covered with shit. I need answers.

My personal guess is that AL leans on a table or a wall, Becky holds a bucket behind her ass and she just squirts her diarrhea shower out her asshole and hopefully it hits the bucket. Then Becky wipes her ass.
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Toilets are for skinny twigs. Real women use the bathtub and then leave the shower running for a few hours to let everything break up and get down the drain.
 
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Triggered Fivehead said:
The toilet was fatphobic.
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It was probably terrified. Poor thing. Such a funny night when it happened, the loud crash and everybody pretending they hadn't heard anything (like you do when a 350 pound chick is upstairs on the toilet and you hear a loud crash) and then pretending all night until she'd gone that the toilet seat had not been broken by her (like you do when you are not an asshole).

Except I am an asshole and I nearly died of asshole constipation or whatever it is when you hide your assholery for too long.
 
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I know that Becky and Rafe are friends, but given the chance, do you think these two would have sex?
 
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Kelly Bundy said:
Since Amber seems to enjoy sharing everything about her pee and previously everything about her dainty hole and sex life, I wonder when she'll start sharing how many times a day she takes a shit. I admit that I've thought about Amber's capability of sitting on a toilet, taking a shit and wiping way too much. Does she spread and push her massive ass cheeks against the seat and aim or what? I mean, she can't spread those cheeks enough to poop neatly aka her whole asscrack must be covered with shit. I need answers.

My personal guess is that AL leans on a table or a wall, Becky holds a bucket behind her ass and she just squirts her diarrhea shower out her asshole and hopefully it hits the bucket. Then Becky wipes her ass.
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This is important and a serious matter.

Al has no muscle tone in her ass, so she parts her ass and sets either side of it on the toilet. Becky helps hoist her off, hold the cheeks apart, and then wipe.
 
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guccigash said:
It was probably terrified. Poor thing. Such a funny night when it happened, the loud crash and everybody pretending they hadn't heard anything (like you do when a 350 pound chick is upstairs on the toilet and you hear a loud crash) and then pretending all night until she'd gone that the toilet seat had not been broken by her (like you do when you are not an asshole).

Except I am an asshole and I nearly died of asshole constipation or whatever it is when you hide your assholery for too long.
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But honestly why even bother with the seat if you’re that big, just lift it up and sit on the toilet itself, it’s not like you’re in danger of falling in. And that way you don’t break some host’s toilet seat. Or do I not grasp how a much larger arse works?

I mean sure it’s FAR less sanitary but at that point, which is more humiliating? I have to imagine she was dying of embarrassment for the rest of the night.
 
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Honestly I'd be surprised if they could even kiss on the lips or make out given that their faces have now become so swollen that they have their own gravitational pull. Just look at their cheeks for Christ's sake!
 
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Hydra.22 said:
Didn't Becky and Rafe used to date? So I'm sure they have, considering Becky only ballooned like this after starting to date AL.
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They were a “throuple”, and by that I mean I’m fairly sure Hannah is exceptional and Rafe was fucking Becky. While we’re on the subject and I haven’t seen it here.
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She had a deviantart but there wasn’t anything on it. I was hoping for more exceptional anime art, I want a refund. sigh Overall she’s more bitter then I expected but still boring.
 
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Amber climbed into Becky's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Becky found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Amber was naked, standing in front of her with a big Kentucky lesbian boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hamplanet tribe used to say... it's time for a dicking!" And at that, AL leaped forward and grabbed Becky's huge sacks of fat. She grabbed with all her might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Amber more than she'd ever been aroused. It reminded her of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Kentuckian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. She couldn't wait, Amber grabbed a hammer and smashed at Becky's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Big Am plunged in.

She thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Becky and she lost consciousness. Am came almost immediately, but she was by no means done. She pulled out of her chest, her PENIS dripping blood and semen. Amber cleaned his dick off with Becky's tongue.

Amber tore out a few of the ribs she had broken and shoved them up her fat cunt to stimulate her enormous folds. Amber then undid Becky's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying her happy white mayo BBQ sauce, she decided he wanted a better look at Becky.

Amber shoved his hand up Becky's ass. She thrust it in as far as she could and grabbed on to the first organ she could, and then pulled out. She ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Am started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

She noticed the sun was coming up so she had to finish in a hurry. Amber went to her clothes and dressed herself. She pulled a large knife from her pocket and began to skin Becky's body.

Just then Amberlynn remembered, she was not man, but bear. She Skinned herself to reveal her true identity, a Grizzly Bear. She sat in the center of the room for several hours until the Gays came in.

"Becky, Amber it's time for Spaghetti Facto--HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD BECK-" and Amber attacked and ate the Gays. Then Amber went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept her away to her home planet of Canada.
 
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