Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[AbraCadaver]

The Himalayan blackberries removed by Greg are an invasive species, but they're often left in place when the consequences of removing them would be minimal or leave the environment worse off. Digging out the rootstock in sensitive areas like a damn wetland can wreak havoc on soil structure and stability, and it is so much work that Greg almost certainly did not do it.

Merely cutting or chopping the top growth of Himalayan blackberry stimulates the proliferation of suckers from lateral roots and induces further branching and cane growth next season. The blackberries will replace themselves soon enough - I am sure Greg will be so thrilled when they start busting through his pathetic sod. All that fuckery with the Bobcat etc., and all those fines and fees, and he didn't even get rid of the blackberries.

Say what you want but for a website dedicated to “horrible stalkers” and “cesspool bigoted racists”, you sure do learn a lot of interesting things here.

 

[alittlebifurious]

I remember seeing pictures of him laying the sod and the ground didn't look very clear. It's like he didn't even rake or till it before laying the shit over it, so I wouldn't be surprised at all.

If you look closely at the inspector pictures, you can see where the shoddy sod work really pokes up its ugly head, including what you're talking about if I'm not badly mistaken.

Here you can clearly see where he laid down the sod and where he either stopped-- or that specific roll didn't take well. Knowing Onision's neanderthal IQ levels, either scenario is plausible.

This one, I am 90% sure is another example of his sod-line. It appears like dirt was shoveled up on this spot, over the grass. But I don't think so. I think it's where he stopped sodding, and you can see all the debris right up next to it. I honestly think if you were to grab the edge you could pull up large sheets of the stuff because it's not securely rooted into the earth. Some places have probably taken but there is no way that it is really secure the way he did it.

I don't know the first thing about YARD WORK by the way, my knowledge of plants is limited to the indoor/potted varieties. But it is common sense to know that for the rolls of sod to bond to the ground, they have to be able to root down into it. If there are a ton of sticks in the way, the sticks won't magically disappear. It takes wood quite a while to decompose..

 

[Rapeman's Shellac]

I appreciate all the highbrow legal and horticulture posts. All I bring to the table is visceral hate and a passion for saying hurtful things anonymously.

 

[Barbarella]

I feel horrible for the Onion children, as being homeschooled by their parents means they will get zero education or socialization.

However, I breathe a huge sigh of relief for school staff who won’t have to deal with them. Gurg would absolutely be dismissive of the skill of the teachers and admin, and would be roaring in, demanding things change if one person at the school looks at little Toby wrong or if he doesn’t get a grade Grug expects or anything.

Most parents understand that six year olds are incapable of thinking like adults. Not Gurg. Little Toby says Mrs. Teacher doesn’t like him and threw a pencil at him, and he’ll believe the kid without question and demand that the teacher be fired without wanting to hear the story. Other parents would listen to the teacher saying she likes the child quite well, and she was handing out pencils to students when little Toby grabbed the box and they flew out of her hands. She checked him and he said he was fine, she didn’t see injury, so that was all there was to it. Grug? Never could he be rational. I don’t think he even cares about the kids. It’s just another authority to fight with.

Most schools will not allow a parent to complain to admin until they talk to the teacher first, because so many things are misinterpretations by young kids and once the parent hears the real story, they understand. But Grugly? I can just see him standing in the office, screaming at the secretary, demanding to see the principal right now! Then making a video, which because of confidentiality, the schools cannot legally respond to. These things sometimes make the news and get very twisted since the school can’t tell their side. It roils up everybody at school and the poor teacher gets put under a microscope.

It’s best for the whole community that Grug keeps his kids at home. Sad for the kids though.

 

[bigshot]

We can speculate all day, but he’s clearly uneducated, the court sees that. Feel like they won’t rake him over the coals like he should be.

You actually think it's possible for an adult to be in the same room with Onion for over a minute and be able to muster up sympathy for him? I can see that with Chris. If he keeps his mouth shut, he looks pitiable. But Onion just looks like an asshole waiting to be punched.

this one, I am 90% sure is another example of his sod-line. It appears like dirt was shoveled up on this spot, over the grass. But I don't think so. I think it's where he stopped sodding, and you can see all the debris right up next to it.

There used to be heavy brush between his property and the neighbor's. It looks like it was a thicket that might be a hundred years old or more. I'm sure the berm is there because the ground is probably solid tangled roots and it's built up over time. He couldn't level it without heavy equipment, so he just chopped it down to a nub and left it as a ragged looking bump. Likewise, when he felled the tree on the other side of his yard, he realized it was too big to haul away, so he just left it as a dividing line between his wetland destruction and the original scrub.

I think if he could have, he would have joined his crappy sod job to the next door lawn. That way he could claim that it was there all the time. He's definitely cleared quite a bit beyond his property line on both sides. If he defaults on fixing it, would the next door neighbor be responsible for the damage on his property even if he didn't cause it? Is there a housing association who is responsible for all the common grounds?

 

[S.P.E.R.G]

I feel horrible for the Onion children, as being homeschooled by their parents means they will get zero education or socialization.

However, I breathe a huge sigh of relief for school staff who won’t have to deal with them. Gurg would absolutely be dismissive of the skill of the teachers and admin, and would be roaring in, demanding things change if one person at the school looks at little Toby wrong or if he doesn’t get a grade Grug expects or anything.

I was going to comment something very similar to this. I would be gobsmacked if Greg enrolled Troy in public school and DIDN'T drive his kid's teacher up the wall because he won't accept any bad reports about his son. Hell, even if it's just talking about areas that could use some improvement Onion would still chimp out and accuse the teacher of being ridiculous.

I'm sure he looks at public school as beneath him and his children, just like he does with anything considered traditional or main stream. Hospitals? Doctors kill people! Circumcision? You hate your child! Eat meat? Murderer! Education? I already know everything!

And just a side note: there are ways to incorporate socialization with home schooling: you can join groups or clubs that involve other homeschooled children or get your kid into sports. But that involves proactive parenting and knowing Grug and Gaylor, well...we're all rooting for ya kids.

 

[guacieface]

If Grug was perfectly fine going out to dinner covered in fake blood wearing drag oh sorry ‘costume’ then can you imagine the trauma he could potentially cause young children if he had to pick up his kids from school. As much as the socialisation would help his kids, it’s potentially an absolute shitshow

 

[judge claude frollo]

I can't believe that such a pretty looking yard can end up looking so fuckin trashy.

 

[simulated goat]

Didn't he say he removed blackberry plants? He should be replacing those, which would be both cheap and easy as blackberries are probably one of the easiest fruit plants to grow and you can get about 200 seeds for around $5. They're native to that area and would start growing very quickly (though they take about 2 years to start producing actual fruit).

They're cheaper than that, I'm sure there are plenty of donor vines he could snip off on the edges of the property...one of thē dirty secrets of that blackberry variety is that it is invasive, not native and will spread from any little piece of vine or root left in the ground. It is tolerated in many places because it optimizes food and cover for birds and animals as well as produces wonderful berries. Heck, i bet a bunch of the bushes will magically appear with no effort this spring because I doubt he thought about removing he rootstocks. If he did think ahead and roundupped them in the protected wetlands, it might show in soil samples. The blackberries, or lack thereof could be a potential lulz as either plays 'whack a mole' in his yard or gets written up as a polluter and still has to replace the horrible evil scratchy threats to his little ones (and the one barrier to them falling in the lake and getting trapped like his dog).

ETA: There are something like three or four other native blackberry 'relatives' here like thimbleberry and the ground black berry. They grow together in the wild. He's got a lot of replacing to do to get the balance back.

ah, missed @Durable Mike Malloy and their succinct post. TLDR, what Mike said...

 

[Whatthefuck]

You actually think it's possible for an adult to be in the same room with Onion for over a minute and be able to muster up sympathy for him? I can see that with Chris. If he keeps his mouth shut, he looks pitiable. But Onion just looks like an asshole waiting to be punched.



There used to be heavy brush between his property and the neighbor's. It looks like it was a thicket that might be a hundred years old or more. I'm sure the berm is there because the ground is probably solid tangled roots and it's built up over time. He couldn't level it without heavy equipment, so he just chopped it down to a nub and left it as a ragged looking bump. Likewise, when he felled the tree on the other side of his yard, he realized it was too big to haul away, so he just left it as a dividing line between his wetland destruction and the original scrub.

I think if he could have, he would have joined his crappy sod job to the next door lawn. That way he could claim that it was there all the time. He's definitely cleared quite a bit beyond his property line on both sides. If he defaults on fixing it, would the next door neighbor be responsible for the damage on his property even if he didn't cause it? Is there a housing association who is responsible for all the common grounds?

He apparently does have an HOA, but who knows what their bylaws and requirements are. Surely not Gurgles.

If Grug was perfectly fine going out to dinner covered in fake blood wearing drag oh sorry ‘costume’ then can you imagine the trauma he could potentially cause young children if he had to pick up his kids from school. As much as the socialisation would help his kids, it’s potentially an absolute shitshow

Honestly, the best thing for those children would be for Taylor's parents to go to court to get custody of them. Surely, by now they have to see the situation their daughter is in and is consequently putting the children in. I know they don't really have contact, but if it were my child and she/he/it/thing was putting her life out there on the internet and I had grandchildren, I'd be paying attention. Her Dad is a lawyer ffs.

 

[King Mob]

They're cheaper than that, I'm sure there are plenty of donor vines he could snip off on the edges of the property...one of thē dirty secrets of that blackberry variety is that it is invasive, not native and will spread from any little piece of vine or root left in the ground. It is tolerated in many places because it optimizes food and cover for birds and animals as well as produces wonderful berries. Heck, i bet a bunch of the bushes will magically appear with no effort this spring because I doubt he thought about removing he rootstocks. If he did think ahead and roundupped them in the protected wetlands, it might show in soil samples. The blackberries, or lack thereof could be a potential lulz as either plays 'whack a mole' in his yard or gets written up as a polluter and still has to replace the horrible evil scratchy threats to his little ones (and the one barrier to them falling in the lake and getting trapped like his dog).

ETA: There are something like three or four other native blackberry 'relatives' here like thimbleberry and the ground black berry. They grow together in the wild. He's got a lot of replacing to do to get the balance back.

ah, missed @Durable Mike Malloy and their succinct post. TLDR, what Mike said...

I remember someone posting this on lolcow back when the Backyard Saga first began, and I giggled like an idiot.

I've only been following various cows for a little over a year, but I've noticed the mentioned pattern of cows somehow managing to skate on any serious consequence for their bullshit. With this whole yard thing, I hope his idiocy, narc-rages and thorough documentation of this whole thing will wind up with him bankrupt, paying fines for the rest of his life, his boywife coming to her senses, taking the kids and leaving with them never seeing him again and managing to grow up with relatively minimal damage to their psyches; and what damage has already been done, being easy to deal with through therapy and distance from their nutjob of a father.

/misplaced optimism

 

[simulated goat]

I remember someone posting this on lolcow back when the Backyard Saga first began, and I giggled like an idiot.
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I've only been following various cows for a little over a year, but I've noticed the mentioned pattern of cows somehow managing to skate on any serious consequence for their bullshit. With this whole yard thing, I hope his idiocy, narc-rages and thorough documentation of this whole thing will wind up with him bankrupt, paying fines for the rest of his life, his boywife coming to her senses, taking the kids and leaving with them never seeing him again and managing to grow up with relatively minimal damage to their psyches; and what damage has already been done, being easy to deal with through therapy and distance from their nutjob of a father.

/misplaced optimism

I hope Gurg gets reamed, however we also gotta consider that it is redneck WA convention to move to the country for the quiet, solitary life in the woods then bulldozing the fucker so thouroughly all the neighbors can see your rotting trash piles. Personally I'm rooting for the hoa to grow a pair and take him to court as well, his neighbors must hate him.

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

his neighbors must hate him.

They do. At least one of them complained about how bright the lights around his house were at night.

Edit: And at least one of them complained about him to the wetlands people, and at least one of them filmed his destruction.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

I hope Gurg gets reamed, however we also gotta consider that it is redneck WA convention to move to the country for the quiet, solitary life in the woods then bulldozing the fucker so thouroughly all the neighbors can see your rotting trash piles. Personally I'm rooting for the hoa to grow a pair and take him to court as well, his neighbors must hate him.

That Greggly was a bit of a redneck was something known, so it's not weird that he follows 'redneck' traditions, but he moved mostly because he couldn't afford his McMansion anymore, which makes him hate the place even more because he considers it a massive downgrade, and therefore uses all of his child brain to find ways to ruin everything around him because 'it's not right!'.

 

[alittlebifurious]

I remember someone posting this on lolcow back when the Backyard Saga first began, and I giggled like an idiot.
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Someone posted that on lolcow? I'm so flattered, considering I drew it and posted it here.

Anyway I really hope that if he DOES homeschool and they DO reach out to other homeschooling parents, those parents do their research and discover they're inviting predators into their home. They might not run into a lot of families that have very young children and teenaged children at first, but as the kids get older...well. Let's just say I wouldn't trust Greg in any house that has teenage girls in it.

 

[Jub-Jub]

Dropping a Tractorgate update from on neighbors.

Spoiler: LOTS OF BIG IMAGES

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Do we have any nice clear images of the backyard before Gurgles got his hands on it for comparison? I tried looking, but didn't find any clear wide shots from the house down to the water. I did find this compilation from 100 pages back, which shows his destruction and gives an indication on what it looked like prior.

 

[simulated goat]

Do we have any nice clear images of the backyard before Gurgles got his hands on it for comparison? I tried looking, but didn't find any clear wide shots from the house down to the water. I did find this compilation from 100 pages back, which shows his destruction and gives an indication on what it looked like prior.

I'm not sure how long he's been there, but sometimes old pics of properties taken pre sale can be found in image searches by putting in addresses, realty co. or similar.

Perhaps disgruntled neighbors wish to display before and afters?

 

[bigshot]

To get an idea of what it looked like before he started cutting it all down, look at the satellite photos. I think he started chopping stuff down soon after he moved in, and the neighbor across the pond didn't notice until months later when his destruction had reached all the way down to the shore.

 

[simulated goat]

To get an idea of what it looked like before he started cutting it all down, look at the satellite photos. I think he started chopping stuff down soon after he moved in, and the neighbor across the pond didn't notice until months later when his destruction had reached all the way down to the shore.

They all had to have heard though, sound carries in these little valleys. It would have been like one of those Terry Gilliam sketches with the sounds of machinery and falling trees rattling on behind a facade of normality...

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Waiting on Washington to go in dry on the Grughole is giving me the bluest of balls.