Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

The entire reason why Dobson is a cow stems from his inability to take even the lightest of criticism from others. His online reputation would be completely different if he would just listen to what people had to say about him.

Or just ignore them, instead of trying to live in this world where he can not engage with trolls, but at the same time, somehow be seen as virtuous and get asspats from his followers for not engaging with the trolls.

But since nobody knows you've ignored the trolls unless you point them out first, and then make a big production of how much you never noticed/didn't care.... this idea, doesn't work.

It's never worked.

It's practically Law Zero of the internet that everyone should have known by 2000 at the latest - "You can't win the internet, but you can certainly lose it"
 
Or just ignore them, instead of trying to live in this world where he can not engage with trolls, but at the same time, somehow be seen as virtuous and get asspats from his followers for not engaging with the trolls.

But since nobody knows you've ignored the trolls unless you point them out first, and then make a big production of how much you never noticed/didn't care.... this idea, doesn't work.

It's never worked.

It's practically Law Zero of the internet that everyone should have known by 2000 at the latest - "You can't win the internet, but you can certainly lose it"
I think this has a lot to do with it. Dobson may very well be on the spectrum, but the guy lies so much it's difficult to tell for sure. He saw people talking about their issues (real or imagined), like PSTD, depression, anxiety, imposter syndrome, etc., and when he saw them getting praise and validation, he may simply have parroted the things they said in order to get the same. He's desperate for praise and validation, hence the "woe is me" stuff, the bandwagon-hopping, the fan art of The Hot New Thing™, social justice activism, Trump hating, and all the rest.

As a side note, for a guy with all of these issues, I'm always surprised when he says he went out to see a movie. If he really did have half of the ailments he claims, he'd never go.
 
God, I feel unclean reading this.
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So the reason lil lesbian Persistant Pam likes the various characters is: Rey is strong and isn’t sexualize (I assume Dobson meant sexualized?), She-Ra has nice clothes and I’m not sure what the last panel is about, is the punchline lol lesbians?

But anyway they’re all really superficial reasons and says nothing about their personalities or even the stories they’re in.

Not that there is anything wrong with Mary Sue/Gary Stu characters on occasion, like in Twilight for example where the whole series is basically wish fulfilment for the author and readers.

My problem with the new Star Wars movies is the plot goes nowhere, probally because it’s written by different people who could write whatever they wanted leading to stories that go nowhere and Rey being great at everything despite no training for no reason at all, not even for plot reasons because the villains are comically incompetent.
 
There's at least 1 similarity between Dobsoy and Phil (ADF): both think all critics are alt-right basement dwelling women-hating neckbeards -- despite being basement dwellers themselves who don't exactly have good relations with women.

Oh yeah, and they're very delusional about the outside world.
 
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God, I feel unclean reading this.
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  • Second row criticizes dude for only caring about whether or not the character is fuckable
  • Third row praises girl for only caring that they find the female character fuckable

Gee, it’s almost like Dobson’s uses feminist talking points to cater to some sort of fetish of his or something. ?
 
This is pathetic, Dobson spergs out against people and then deletes their comment, what does he hope to gain from it? It clearly shows he can't handle what the other guy said. Dobson doesn't get that this shows he can't take criticism, reacting then blocking shows that he's too wound up by what somebody said that he has to respond and then to make sure he gets the last word in, he blocks them before they can. Its really fucking cringe-worthy.

Well it’s self explanatory, isn’t it? Look at all the positive reception he gets. He gets to curate his own perfect community of asspatters.

I’d be jealous if it wasn’t so sad.
 
Most white male fictional characters aren't perfect, at least in the protagonist role. Especially not in comics, Superman being the exception, but that's more because it's just as much about how the world reacts to him as him doing heroic things.

Hearing people misuse the term Mary Sue/Marty Stu get my hackles up, as a long time fanfic reader. Dobson needs to find a better excuse not to like the characters he's complaining about, cause that's not a good one.
 
Most white male fictional characters aren't perfect, at least in the protagonist role. Especially not in comics, Superman being the exception, but that's more because it's just as much about how the world reacts to him as him doing heroic things.

Hearing people misuse the term Mary Sue/Marty Stu get my hackles up, as a long time fanfic reader. Dobson needs to find a better excuse not to like the characters he's complaining about, cause that's not a good one.
Well, he's parroting others who get the terms wrong, so I have no doubt he doesn't know any better... like with so many things.
 
This is a perfect demonstration of how Dobson hates drawing and loves being "controversial" (i.e. an asshole).

He shat this abortion of a comic after putting the bare minimum amount of effort into it, tracing 1/3 of the panels, and the rest are some of the worst garbage he has ever drawn (proving how what's left of his already mediocre artistic skills continues to degenerate), with vaguely human-shaped blobs floating in the void, and inane dialogue to boot that just parrots stupid, a million times disproven things that his senpais have said ages ago in more eloquent ways.

Then, with that pesky drawing and effort out of the way, he spends days on facebook doing what he really likes: arguing about it, demanding asspats, and blocking people for disagreeing.

Never let him say again that he just wants people to leave him alone, or that he just wants to make art for people to enjoy. For fuck's sake, he spent more effort writing some of these posts than in the original comic. That's what he lives for, the comics are just a way to get the attention of more people so he can block them, and thus prove his superiority.
 
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Well it’s self explanatory, isn’t it? Look at all the positive reception he gets. He gets to curate his own perfect community of asspatters.

I’d be jealous if it wasn’t so sad.
I love how he told one person he didn't need or expect asspat comments after the person accused him of doing it only for the asspats. Dob the liar in denial.

Oh brother: (Tin pot dictator Dob rises again)
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Someone calls Dobson out on his strawmanning in a sarcastic way and dob plays dumb:
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I love how he told one person he didn't need or expect asspat comments after the person accused him of doing it only for the asspats. Dob the liar in denial.

Oh brother: (Tin pot dictator Dob rises again)
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He's especially tantrumey today, wonder what got his panties in a twist.
the shit ton of notifications, a lot of whom were quacking about Rey when he didn't want to see any such thing, triggered him.

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BTW as of right this instant, Dobson has yet to find and erase the comment from the legion of That One Guy on Tumblr.
 
He's old enough that it's less likely that it even would have been considered as a possibility while he was growing up. It's also a possibility that a professional brought up the possibility of autism, but his parents denied that anything was wrong with their son and refused to have him tested for it. Given that he was also coddled growing up (and yet his brother seems to be OK), it seems to me that what happened is that at least one of his parents rationalized his early autistic behavior in some fashion and coddled him to compensate for it, coddling that his brother never got. It's quite likely that his brother always resented him for this, which would help explain their poor relations now (although admittedly there are tons of other reasons not to like or get along with him, this is Andrew Dobson after all).

Anyway, I'm sure that his mom decided early on that all his problems were the result of him being "sensitive" and/or having been "bullied" by the other kids because they were jealous rotten shits. It might even explain the infamous Bus Ban. Think about it and place yourself in the perspective of a school district official who has to decide what to do about a kid who is just constantly a rotten little shit on the bus and whose parents are overprotective and rich. They're constantly going to be blaming you every time this fucking sped acts up, always taking his side, blaming you for "picking on" their odious sprog, threatening lawsuits. Maybe they've even already threatened a lawsuit. And they're rich enough to actually afford it. It's obvious that this worthless brat will never shape up because his awful parents won't make him. He's a lawsuit just waiting to happen, a legal time bomb that will go off sooner or later and cost the district hundreds of thousands of dollars. It doesn't even matter what he did this time; maybe he had a literal chimp-out with feces throwing, maybe he hit some other kid, maybe he doodled on the back of the seat in front of him, maybe he whipped out his tiny pecker and started jerking it. Whatever little Andy did this time isn't the real problem, the real problem is what the parents are guaranteed to do sooner or later. Unless you can get rid of him (and thus them) once and for all. Therefore: a lifetime bus ban.

He also might have ADHD, which is often co-morbid with autism, but I'll go into that later. But basically, I think that Dobson's parents and autism are the root causes of all his other problems, including his narcissism. In order for things to go so spectacularly wrong as to produce a lolcow, both nature and nurture must go awry. Dobson was a bad egg laid in a bad nest. A cruel joke by a cruel God. Dobson was always doomed.
Ever seen the videos on YouTube that are all about r/entitledparents (and often entitledchildren), r/choosingbeggars, and r/entitledpeople, or browsed the subreddits of the same name? Dobson's mom probably fits the bill of Entitled Mother, and Dobson's her Entitled Child. On top of that, Dobson's also the epitome of peak Choosing Beggar (as evidenced by his actions when any sort of effort is required, such as his mom setting him up for various things and failing at them because he's too damn picky plus he wants EVERYTHING handed to him, because, well, it always has been).

Nearly any story involving Dobson from another's point of view (be they co-workers, roommates, fellow students, retail workers, what have you) would most certainly qualify for any of those sub-reddits.
 
I don’t really know how much you can blame on his parents. He’s got a wildly successful brother he doesn’t seem to share any of Dobson’s bad habits, and his mom and father tried multiple times to help him find work and he essentially spat in their faces.
It's a safe bet that at least half of Dobson's being what/who he is today is directly blameable on his parents. The rest of it is Dobson's personality right out of the starting gate. Where Dobbro is industrious and hardworking, Dobbles is lazy af and an Entitled Person / Choosing Beggar. Heck, for all we know, upon birth, the nasty blue bear was evil incarnate, and spoiling/coddling/sheltering (which Dobson admitted his parents did give him a very sheltered upbringing) only made things worse.

Dobbro was a news sperg and also by temperament neither fat nor a lazy bum. He was also the older of the two. The "baby" of the family is often coddled and spoiled compared to the older child(ren) and since there were only 2, that was Dobbles.

Dobbro might have his own bad habits that nobody knows of at least not in these forums, but whatever they are they are nothing compared to Dobson's and certainly didn't hold him back in any way. He might even be an asshole (similar to Dobson), and we'd never even know.
 
Dobson's mom probably fits the bill of Entitled Mother, and Dobson's her Entitled Child. On top of that, Dobson's also the epitome of peak Choosing Beggar (as evidenced by his actions when any sort of effort is required, such as his mom setting him up for various things and failing at them because he's too damn picky plus he wants EVERYTHING handed to him, because, well, it always has been).

This ground has been tread and retread many times over, but it's still worth repeating:
Dobson had the world handed to him on a silver platter. He went to the university of his choice, and got the degree he wanted. His parents had wealth and connections, and if that wasn't enough, he could've gotten more connections at the university. He had a webcomic and a web presence, with adoring fans. He could've gotten into an animation studio, or worked on his webcomic with Patreon and Paypal. Even though it was all handed to him, he could've made something of himself. But he pissed it all away.
Why?
Because he's an arrogant, entitled asshole. He believes that he is owed every good thing he wants (asspats, a good reputation, success) and this doesn't have to work for it- we can debate the reasons why (it was always given to him, his ego is just that huge, or he feels he deserves it after being given a bad hand in life.) Anyone who says otherwise is a hater who must be silenced (i.e., blocked and ignored). He has built a delusional world where he is loved and adored, similar to CWCville but (slightly) more grounded in reality. Anything that violates this fantasy is blocked and ignored. He will not allow any deviation; his ego must be protected at all costs. Any admission of being wrong would be a crack in his defense, that may eventually force him to see himself as he really is: a fat, balding, middle-aged man still living with his parents, with deteriorating art skills and an online reputation that he himself destroyed.
His pride cannot accept such a thing as true; therefore, the delusion must be protected with the almighty block button.
This ego-driven pipe dream is what makes him such a lolcow.
 
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