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So she moved to a new place ... Alone. When she's been engaged for almost a year and a half.

Fuck, that's sad.

What's even sadder is that Greg is all psyched about the shorter commute. He gets what he wants: Still has his bachelor pad while also not having to make the lengthy drives anymore. She's just far enough now. lol.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
So she moved to a new place ... Alone. When she's been engaged for almost a year and a half.

Fuck, that's sad.

What's even sadder is that Greg is all psyched about the shorter commute. He gets what he wants: Still has his bachelor pad while also not having to make the lengthy drives anymore. She's just far enough now. lol.
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Sounds like a case of a first-class sucker.
 
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Jarolleon said:
Maybe they're listening to JLP, who says that couples should marry first before moving in.
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Maybe their relationship petered out over time as they treated it more and more like a business, and the Left At The Altar Storyline is heating to a fever pitch for a last burst of drama views because they can't stand each other any more than the rest of us can.
 
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TerribleIdeas™ said:
Because moving either direction over that border for any purpose other than tourism is apparently a colossal clusterfuck.

Side note, I started to watch his video reply to HBomberGoof, noticed it was an hour long, and decided I'd go give myself a prostate exam with a ditch-witch, instead. It'll be less painful than listening to him drone on for an hour.
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I can't speak for moving to Canada, but marrying a foreigner and getting them in the US isn't exceptionally difficult, so long as the relationship isn't a dog and pony show to just get in the country. You don't even need an immigration attorney to do it in most cases.

I'm thinking Greg and June have both gone to the US/Canada respectively as tourists, but "worked" through their YouTube channels while doing it, which could come back to bite them in the ass when applying for a Green Card.
 
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I have a theory at the moment that Pregs previous marriage isn’t actually over (in a legal sense). Yeah it ended a while ago but if he refused to sign papers and decided to wait out whatever period Canada has to consider the marriage no longer legally binding could be another reason for the delay.

Leafs wanna chime in on this one?
 
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rocknrollmartian said:
I'm assuming she moved to Syracuse, Utica, or Rochester based on proximity to where Greg lives. No offense, but that seems like an extremely lame decision unless someone has a real reason to be in those towns like school, work, or family. How lonely and weird.
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Isolating a partner from their family is a sign of abuse.
 
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I can't speak for moving to Canada, but marrying a foreigner and getting them in the US isn't exceptionally difficult, so long as the relationship isn't a dog and pony show to just get in the country. You don't even need an immigration attorney to do it in most cases.

I'm thinking Greg and June have both gone to the US/Canada respectively as tourists, but "worked" through their YouTube channels while doing it, which could come back to bite them in the ass when applying for a Green Card.
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After thinking about it, Greg is definitely dumb enough to have told BPS he was going to VidCon for work, rather than a vacation, and that would definitely fuck him; it would especially fuck him if he claimed he hadn't made any money, since they'd have been able to google his ass, realizing that he clearly monetizes his youtube channel, has merch, and all the rest. The second he went back to Canada claiming he'd worked but hadn't got paid, I'll be the IRS smelled bullshit.
 
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or Greg is cheating because shes an insufferable bitch
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Greg cheats because that's what he does. He likes to pretend he's this sort of macho man dandy for whom every other lady or "lady" has the hots for. He has June because 1. that way he doesn't have to commit to any other woman as "he's taken" and 2. he has a personal fluffer he doesn't even have to pay because she has her self-esteem low enough to buy all his delusions.
 
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Inquisitor_BadAss said:
She’s almost 30 she should have moved out long before now. Her family is Italian not Jewish.
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Honestly she always struck me as mildly Goyish. Maybe its the makeup?

Side note this whole situation is easily understood if you've ever known a sad insecure couple that fights all the time and the woman always tells other people they're engaged when they're not.
 
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