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At the conclusion of that meeting, a Presidential Alert would go out with Russ's face along with a declaration of him now being Public Enemy #1. And for once, the country would unite behind him.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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XxxwernxxX
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He'd have to be competent at something. But with his sh!tl!ps, he'd never get hired.
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He's got the greed, but he's also a moron. He'd just lose all his money trying to get rich instead of trying to get famous and laid.
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New default pic on Instagram. The saddest headshot you’ve ever seen.
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penebscot
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There is a giant zit in the middle of his forehead. He wears a suit but can't be assed to take care of his face or his hair. That zit is the first thing I saw.
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Again, if his brain wasn't Jello. If he wasn't a total mongo, his inability to comprehend that other people have feelings would let him steamroll over people to get a dollar. He'd shoot his own grandmother if it meant he'd get 10 seconds with Swift, and he'd STILL be the victim in that scenario.
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Thank you! Updated OP.
It's risky to say this out loud lol but I'm going to try to rewrite and condense the OP since it's a big mess of links that mostly don't go where I thought they did. I'm missing some details on Russell's America's Got Talent saga and on his adventures prior to 2014, then between 2014-2016. If any Russtorians can fill me in hit me with a PM.
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Geez. High resolution images are not this man's friend. What is he trying to accomplish with that photo? He looks like a hobo that found a stained suit in an alley.
I guess brothel trips and wasted court costs cut too much into his budget to get a damn haircut or trip to the dry cleaners.
I guess brothel trips and wasted court costs cut too much into his budget to get a damn haircut or trip to the dry cleaners.
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Jesus Russ, comb your hair and trim your nasty ass beard. How the hell does he think he looks good in that photo? Yes, I know, :autism: .
ETA: he has a new instagram name and description.
He's getting ready for the millions of people who are going to start following him once his song breaks. His narcissism is on full display here.
lamp shade
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My favorite part is the glasses. Upon first glance they just look a little crooked, but zoom in. Those things are so trashed.
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Is that the suit he washes in his bathtub? He didn't notice the stains on it?
Seriously, is he so deranged that he can't be fucked to buy a 20 cent comb and run it through that rat's nest on his head? Is he trying to encourage some mini-mes to live up there?
Can some Kiwi run this picture through a retouch and clean him up a bit? I'm not talking shopping his face into normalcy, just maybe neatening the hair and evening out the skin/removing the high up beard stubble? I'm just curious what he would look like with 10 minutes' extra effort put into his appearance.
Seriously, is he so deranged that he can't be fucked to buy a 20 cent comb and run it through that rat's nest on his head? Is he trying to encourage some mini-mes to live up there?
Can some Kiwi run this picture through a retouch and clean him up a bit? I'm not talking shopping his face into normalcy, just maybe neatening the hair and evening out the skin/removing the high up beard stubble? I'm just curious what he would look like with 10 minutes' extra effort put into his appearance.
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Most men fill out suits nicely. Russ, on the other hand, looks like a five year old that just found his mom’s padded-shoulder blazer from 1989. That hasn’t been dry cleaned since 1995.
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Cant you like walk into any like Lenscrafters or any place that deals with glasses and just ask them to adjust them for you? It's maybe a small charge, but if youre polite and dont creep on the lady at the counter and she's not doing something, they might just do it to be nice since it takes like 2 minutes.
Beyond even that though he has those early 2000s wireframe glasses that are beyond out of style and considered ugly; I cant imagine any other frame really making him look better, but you could just bend them back yourself.
I know people with glasses, youre so used to focusing out of your glasses that you might not notice if they slowly slide down, or you are maybe tilting your head, but I cant imagine how he doesnt look in the mirror and see that it's not his disability inherently that makes people think he's insane; It's that he comes in looking scruffy like he just woke up under the bridge, tossed on his dad's suit jacket he was given for a job interview, he's wearing crooked ass bent up glasses and he's slurping through a request for a headshot for his portfolio once he rises to fame when his new hit single "I Dont Get You Taylor Swift" drops.
Beyond even that though he has those early 2000s wireframe glasses that are beyond out of style and considered ugly; I cant imagine any other frame really making him look better, but you could just bend them back yourself.
I know people with glasses, youre so used to focusing out of your glasses that you might not notice if they slowly slide down, or you are maybe tilting your head, but I cant imagine how he doesnt look in the mirror and see that it's not his disability inherently that makes people think he's insane; It's that he comes in looking scruffy like he just woke up under the bridge, tossed on his dad's suit jacket he was given for a job interview, he's wearing crooked ass bent up glasses and he's slurping through a request for a headshot for his portfolio once he rises to fame when his new hit single "I Dont Get You Taylor Swift" drops.
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He looks filthy. The suit is the only thing that doesn't look like it's immersed in grease. At least he isn't covered in semen I suppose but he still looks greasy and like a pervert. Which he is. He couldn't even be bothered to tighten the tie and straighten it up.
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Bored at work, gave Greer a toupee and spot healing. I straightened his eye a bit only to fix those awful glasses.
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How does he manage to be so greasy and yet parts of his hair look dry and crunchy, like he fried them somehow. Does the grease not spread evenly if he doesn't brush it?