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N0thingICanDo said:
Phil just went on a HARDCORE BEGGING session followed by a SALTY RAGING RANT toward the TOXIC CHAT

Here's N0thingICanDo providing you with the full coverage, as always


Started with a long begging session:

"Guys please if you can TIP ME NOW or attend my LAST HURRAH BIRTHDAY STREAM on Friday and contribute as much as you can, to be honest ALL OF my recently received tips went to bills so I really need your help now"

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"Yes I need to MAKE A BIG DENT to my tax and I can't do that because I have SO MUCH DEBT you have no idea"

Paypig suggested him to buy a BMW

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"Kozatof stop derailing the chat, no one cares about what you said"

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"Ugh someone asked how much I need to save my house, for the birthday party that coming up I definitely will need AT LEAST $5000 RIGHT NOW to even have a possibility to refinance my house"



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"Stop fucking ask me where the money from 2017, the money from 2018, or the money from my last marathon went, you think everything in this house is free????I Swear people are just STUPID, all of those money WENT TO BILLS YOU IDIOT, BASIC BILLS"

"What Can help now? Honestly, they only thing that can help now is MORE MONEY, nothing else helps"
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"Can I get a part time job? Are you a fucking moron? I'm doing a FULL TIME JOB 6 DAYS A WEEK you stupid asshole, where do i find time to do another part time job, I swear some people are just jerks here to agitate me, go fuck yourself, btw you are BANNED"

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"Someone said it was my fault that i cant manage my finance, I'm NOT EVEN GONNA ADDRESS THAT, you are a moron, that's all"

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At this point Phil suddenly started to scream into the Mic: " STOP SAYING THESE STUPID SHIT, IM DOING A FULL TIME JOB HERE, I LOVE THIS HOUSE AND I NEED TO KEEP IT, you guys can all fuck yourselves if you keep saying that I am not managing my finance or I need a part time job"

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Someone asked what job Khet does, and how come she cant contribute to the financial situation, this guy unfortunately got the LEAN-IN-MANUAL-BAN

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"Babymangaming if you don't stop trolling you are going to get banned, he is talking about my Tax fundraiser from last year but that was for the BACK TAX, im dealing with the FEDERAL TAX now you idiot"

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tl;dr

  1. I need money.
  2. Don't ask about the other money.
  3. You're morons.
 
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DSP blowing his own lies as usual


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Yes Phil do it, I can't stand seeing this fool donating more money to a guy who pretends to like the game he likes just for making some hard cold cash to save his house


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Phil is telling his lies again

"I was so sick and depressed when I broke up with my Ex and having a tough time dealing with loss of revenues on youtubes, I was drinking, but I dont have money to see a doctor, it was tough for me man. I feel like right now I would need................................."

HIS MIC COULD NOT TAKE ANYMORE LIES and decided to self-destruct instead, Chat is pressing F for the Mic


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Phil is finally calling it a night, he was of course moaning about the LOW CONTRIBUTION and used the infamous S-WORD

Total Tip $21, combined with his day stream

He streamed for 9+hours today which netted him a whopping $69 in total tips to save his house

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actually said:
The condo, unless I'm sorely mistaken, is 1 Bed/1 Bath. That has zero impact on Phil's streaming as he could easily set up on a short wall and use a green screen to hide everything behind him (the rest of the living room, etc.). It would be annoying as fuck for Kat through because she would have to listen to Phil without the benefit of multiple walls to dampen the REEEEing.

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Does anybody have video of this? It blows my mind that he might actually expect $5k in a single day.
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1 bed/1 bath and only 600 sqft. Here's what his living room setup looked like in 2013
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Sphadilcastro said:
1 bed/1 bath and only 600 sqft. Here's what his living room setup looked like in 2013
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So basically if he quit acting like a fucking hoarder, he could set up his TV + consoles on the TV stand he has now by the door to the condo and do the green-screen thing I talked about to hide the rest of the living room. Set up a sound gate on his mic and ta-da, gaming setup.

I am also posting to see if anybody can help me out here. Amidst all the fake tips on the 1st stream of March 22nd (1st Sekiro stream, maybe?), there was a $100 tip from sambuca2020 that Phil could not immediately confirm, and he never added the tip to the tip total. I wouldn't think much of it except that sambuca2020 did a $101 tip on the 24th that was apparently legit. Can anyone confirm whether or not sambuca2020's March 22nd tip was legit or not--that is, whether Phil ever mentioned it again?

It's not a massive deal based on the tip total for the month, but I wanted to be as accurate as possible.

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Reason he won't do a house tour/cooking segment: " Khet and I love it. We've done a lot of Nice things to it to make it our own". New furniture/household items/appliances confirmed. Also he confirmed that selling the house would be "admitting defeat". On a side note, looking for an apartment is " unviable. It's not feasible."

As far as Khet's contributions to the household..."She helps out where she can." She is driving his car and living in his house. Where is all her money going that she only "helps out where she can"? She seems to have enough disposable income to buy him t-shirts...or...(tinfoil hat time )...D$P buys those shirts, Khet just points to them at the mall during their weekly day off saying 'o0oo look ...ummm...Phil!'

According to salty miner D$P, the Months of Nov and Dec were "terrible! Compared to months when, like Nov and Dec. I would have really good montths for like Christmas and everything and they ended up being Bad! which makes no sense..........( stuff about games, streaming and YT )...so that sucks and I rely on that increase in income at the end of every year to kind of juggle things for the early months. That didn't happen so normally I'd be like 'Oh yeah, I can PAY AHEAD on Credit Cards and I can't do any of that I'm barely making any payments on anything I'm just barely staying afloat to the point where like it sucks. I have like no, no freedom to financially do anything. ..."

His hope is to pay off two loans that would "no lie" free up $1k a month, refinance the WahKhando to roll his credit card debt into it so "monthly minium credit card payments will disappear" and to pay off the ConnDough so he can sell it.

Strangely, D$P said he "thinks he needs $5k" ..."Honestly, honestly to be 100% sure, I think around $5k. ( long pause) At this point...that's what I'm thinking...because...what I think I need to do is basically be able to make a payment that's equivalent to what" [...and DarkDave stream borked out on me so I am unable to get a direct quote anymore >.< ].... He went on to say he thinks the Tax attorney/CPA is going to bill him $1k...thinks. Now, I could be incorrect, but didn't he already get his taxes PREPARED and KNOW all of this !?! Well, apparently he doesn't know anymore...

In other news, D$P has no idea why his MICROPHONE amplifies the sound of his water bottle being crushed when he does it IN FRONT OF HIS MICROPHONE...

A viewer congratulated D$P on his 11 diamond haul. He scoffed at this stating that he had been looking to find 30!
 
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Yeah Phil definitely doesn't want to go back into that apartment or anything of that size. He is still holding onto those statues and whatever junk is in that nook(and most likely those blue-rays because I doubt he sold them). Two beds, a big couch, loveseat, two TVs, bunch of equipment, a bigger kitchen, a fireplace, Khets shit also, a garage to park his cars in, and most importantly, a gold digging girlfriend that he knows will leave him if he downsizes. Also he's lazy.
 
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actually said:
So basically if he quit acting like a fucking hoarder, he could set up his TV + consoles on the TV stand he has now by the door to the condo and do the green-screen thing I talked about to hide the rest of the living room. Set up a sound gate on his mic and ta-da, gaming setup.

I am also posting to see if anybody can help me out here. Amidst all the fake tips on the 1st stream of March 22nd (1st Sekiro stream, maybe?), there was a $100 tip from sambuca2020 that Phil could not immediately confirm, and he never added the tip to the tip total. I wouldn't think much of it except that sambuca2020 did a $101 tip on the 24th that was apparently legit. Can anyone confirm whether or not sambuca2020's March 22nd tip was legit or not--that is, whether Phil ever mentioned it again?

It's not a massive deal based on the tip total for the month, but I wanted to be as accurate as possible.

@SoapQueen1 @Haunter @EddyB43 @Comma @drgnkiller
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That was me, it wasn't legit. Just trying to trick Phil into adding it into the total before checking if it was real. Pretty sure sambucca even said in chat that it wasn't real. Sorry for the confusion.
 
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Sphadilcastro said:
1 bed/1 bath and only 600 sqft. Here's what his living room setup looked like in 2013
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That's a horder's dream. What sort of guy buys all that shit? If you are going to do so, get a display case or shelf to put them on.
One has to wonder how much of that did he bring with him to the house, and how much of it is still there in the wakhando. No wonder he doesn't want to move back there. It looks like a depressing pigsty. He probably doesn't have the money to huck his garbage back to the condo even if he wanted to and knows if he moves back, his Soulmaid will leave him. He's stuck with it.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Yeah Phil definitely doesn't want to go back into that apartment or anything of that size. He is still holding onto those statues and whatever junk is in that nook(and most likely those blue-rays because I doubt he sold them). Two beds, a big couch, loveseat, two TVs, bunch of equipment, a bigger kitchen, a fireplace, Khets shit also, a garage to park his cars in, and most importantly, a gold digging girlfriend that he knows will leave him if he downsizes. Also he's lazy.
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Don’t call it a nook. It’s a legit office. A nook is a closet, what he has is a long office room that even housed a cable modem when he first moved it. He’s just an exceptional faggot and needed an entire bedroom that he organized like a blind cunt to play video games.
 
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I actually believe Phil (I know) when he says the khando is too small for two people. It would be more feasible for two people to live there if either of them were "normal" on any level. Katherine seems a bit weird from what I've seen of her but it's Phil who really tips the scales and I'm relatively sure in my mind that he'd be flat out embarrassed for her to hear him through the paper thin walls putting on his show 6 nights a week. You get the sense that even living in a shoebox together she'd still take to hiding in the bedroom for fear of making a peep and drawing any attention from chat. Any number of streamers can seemingly live and work comfortably in close proximity to other human beings.. so why can't the OTP soulmates? Because Phil knows full well he's utter cringe and Kat probably wouldn't be able to handle the reality of his menial, childish and highly toxic begging sessions.

Also have you noticed how Phil has taken to using Kat as a shield for just about everything? Can't move house because Kat. Can't go on a podcast because Kat. Can't deal with any mics in online gaming because Kat. The Kat has become a Donkey pinata he dangles in front of him designed to take the brunt of the criticism. The more he tries to "protect" her from the drah-ma the more he sticks her in the firing line.. it's quite something.
 
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BallBuster said:
Don’t call it a nook. It’s a legit office. A nook is a closet, what he has is a long office room that even housed a cable modem when he first moved it. He’s just an exceptional faggot and needed an entire bedroom that he organized like a blind cunt to play video games.
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Call it a nook. Call it an office. I just don't like when Phil refers to it as "storage".

Phil, why don't you sell some of your statues? Umm, I can't because they are in storage and I don't have time to get them.

That's some language you use when you rent a shed across town and fill it with junk that doesn't fit in the house. The corner of your bedroom is not "storage". There is no reason for Phil to not have time to retrieve something that is in his house and in the next room over.
 
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Fuckoffdad said:
Also have you noticed how Phil has taken to using Kat as a shield for just about everything? Can't move house because Kat. Can't go on a podcast because Kat. Can't deal with any mics in online gaming because Kat. The Kat has become a Donkey pinata he dangles in front of him designed to take the brunt of the criticism. The more he tries to "protect" her from the drah-ma the more he sticks her in the firing line.. it's quite something.
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Another duty of the soulmaid. Cook, clean, go to work to khantribute to his taxes, and now to troll shield him from criticism or making any realistic improvements in his life.
 
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BallBuster said:
Don’t call it a nook. It’s a legit office. A nook is a closet, what he has is a long office room that even housed a cable modem when he first moved it. He’s just an exceptional faggot and needed an entire bedroom that he organized like a blind cunt to play video games.
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Help me out here peepul, what area are we speaking of? The entire office? The closet being used for storage of his masses of tat? Or another specific area of the office? Maybe a picture or two to soothe my autism and help me understand? If it’s the storage closet I could see being a bit exceptional and refer to that closet as a “storage nook” based on it’s use now but that might just be me and thinking of the wrong area...
Thanks for helping my decipher what y’all are referring too. :drink:


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