🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Is Ralph by an chance Jewish? Because the levels of semantic trickery is astonishing in statements like "Aren't here but haven't left" and "Zidan and Gator are just doing their own thing, I mean if you want to call it leaving you can but their not doing any other streams."

Nah, it's standard Youtube E-celebrity speak.

I'm sure the examples are legion, but I personally think back to this Youtube group who did videos with GTAV online. It sounds pretty autustic, but everyone was funny enough to be good background noise, and each of the main dudes had around 1 million subs. But eventually, there was noticeable tension between Dude 1 and Dude 2. Then they stopped appearing in the same videos. Then they stopped using the Group Brand. Then they set up competing servers for the exact same type of content, forcing Dude 3 to bounce back and forth. Bit players were forced to choose sides, being ostricized from "friends" in one server if they chose they other. Finally they just severed any association with each other.

The entire time, the audience knew exactly what the score was. But every question or request for an explanation was met with the exact same rhetoric Ralph used: "Oh this is fake news. We are all still friends, it's just that our schedules don't match right now, so we are acting independently. Don't be a hater, we are professional content creators, we know what we are doing. So stop asking and hating on us." It was only a few months ago, about 2 years after the new servers, that Dude 1 came out and said "yeah I came to hate Dude 2 and the group broke up." The audience who subscribed, and sat through the ads, and contributed to the patron were 100% correct in reading the mood, but they got talked down to like children.

That's why Ralph talks out both sides of his mouth. For one, he doesn't want to give the people here and elsewhere another W. We've been almost 100% in predicting the course of Ralph and his show since Knoxville. I think the only thing that's been wrong was most of us thought Beanerology would have been shoahed by now. But the main reason that Ralph won't admit that Gator and Zidan left is because he thinks his audience is beneath him. People got lost in the weeds with the Lord Akira thing. The important part wasn't if Ralph did or did not dox him. The important part was the Ralph responded to someone who had helped his mother get medical treatment, helped his wife (?) fly trans-Atlantic multiple times, and had helped Makers on the table for dinner with "lol get fucked lol. "

I think Zidan will probably stay gone. When he changed up the format of the Postmortem a lot of people got booty blasted, but he stayed the course and did what he wanted. So I think he has the stones to walk away. But the fact that Gator thought that ANY part of his thing in Miami was a good idea means that he has a taste for the e-fame, so he'll probably be back. And if the auidence starts throwing money his way to talk shit about Ralph, I don't think ol' Michelin Man will be able to say no.

Sorry for this faggoty ass post.

 

[CmerePayPiggy]

My take on the Gator and Zidan thing:

Ralph became gay while Zidan was in China for work. Zidan saw it and ran. Zidan also could've realized there's no point in spending what little free time you have doing all the legwork for Ralph who has the time and talent but no discipline. I've done the traveling grind for work so I think this is one of the bigger factors.

Gator dipped after Warski's scripted "breakup" with Ralph. Andy said some harsh words about Gator. I stopped following the show so I don't know if anything bad ever came out about Gator. Personally I don't think Gator ever wronged Andy; I think Zoom told Andy Gator's an ass and Andy rolled with it.

Zidan and Gator seem like they're good friends with each other. They hosted Post Mortem and Zidan would shout out Gator's streaming channel much more than Ralph. I think had Warski not burn the bridge with Gator, Zidan would've eventually came back in some capacity. He'd probably step away from doing much of the work as he did before, but I'm sure he'd still co-host the stream.

I try to give Ralph leeway, especially considering this entire thread is a hate circlejerk that takes Ralph breathing the wrong way as some heinous insult. Unlike Boogie, there ain't an ulterior motive to everything Ralph does. That said, I think allowing shit to fall through with Zidan and Gator was his second biggest fuck up.

Undeniably his biggest fuck up was living with Andy, which caused both issues above. Andy is unironically a male Corinne. This was prevalent in the scripted breakup between Andy and Ralph in Florida. Andy was walking the streets lashing out at strangers and acting like a man-child in McDonalds, needing Failure to feed him his Happy Meal chicken nuggies.

This is the man who not only Ralph saw fit to tie his hitch, but Tonka was too chicken shit to fight.

 

[Freeman]

He could have had a nice farewell stream for the lads if he wasn't intent on saying they weren't actually leaving, that's what I'd do for my friends (as well as for all the nice super berries I'd pick up). They were as big a part of the show as he was, Zidan more so behind the scenes, just shitty to keep going without letting them say goodbye because cow and the farms would laugh at him.

 

[CmerePayPiggy]

What Ralph should do is one big farewell stream akin to the Healstream and go on hiatus for a couple months. Maybe work a job for a while to get some perspective on how little internet shit matters IRL.

No charity will take the money once Holocoasters get involved so just be shameless and say it's a cash out stream where the money gets split between Gator, Zidan, and Ralph. That would end this entire thing on a positive note for Ralph, open a door for his return, and maybe they'd lose heat from YouTube.

Do it on a burner channel so people can be completely uncensored. Clippers will ensure it lives on.

Tonka and MundaneMatt will claim they won because they're still active but they're hated. It's hard to step back and be introspective when you're neck deep in the shit. Jim disappeared for a while after his spat with Sargon and it helped him.

Come back refreshed, change the brand, and hope you don't fuck up again.

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

Is Ralph by an chance Jewish?

No he isn’t. G-d’s chosen don’t waste their time to entertain goyim on the internet.

 

[The Reaper]

I’ve just been lurking as I haven’t watched the show and don’t have a lot to add, but since Rand is still on I’m dragging some older posts back up.

I'm amazed that Rand is willingly putting himself on the spot, given that he has a family and somewhat decent job. He might not be the brightest block around but he is well aware of reciprocation should he get doxed.

Ralph shows up late at about 10:10 every night. Depending on Rand’s location it could be anywhere between 10:00 and 1:00 in the afternoon for him. He shows up to most shows completely drunk, and on occasion has fallen asleep in the green room... in the middle of the afternoon. He does have a wife and kid, but I’m somehow imagining he’s some sort of trailer trash in Aussie form, not someone important.

Apparently Rand will put up with everything he claims to hate as long as he gets to be on a stream. He'll even ignore his kid.

Alcoholics have to stick together, and Rand just wants attention. It’s why I think he’s trailer trash. I’ve seen similar traits out in the sticks of rural America.

On Destiny:
One of the few people to fully put Destiny in his place was Jessie Lee Peterson. There is two reasons for this:

1. It was live in-person on Jessie’s program, and Destiny had no true control. Destiny’s first rule of interaction is to run his own stream. This feeds in to point two.
2. Destiny uses his audience as a think tank. It’s very similar to the Joe Rogan vs. Steven Crowder incident. Crowder said he did not care about pot and Joe immediately told Jamie to start pulling up studies proving how harmless it was. Crowds pointed out he didn’t have a man behind as computer pulling up his sources and Joe ignored this. Destiny does this with hundreds of fans, who search to prove his point for him. They’re the ones who type things out for him to repeat to btfo his opponent. Most of his opponents go it alone and don’t let chat sway them.

Destiny is dishonest and his debates are just throwing waves of info his fans pulled up at someone. Hardly fair, and hardly “good debate tactics.”

Also on Ralph:
Just admit Zidan is gone. I’d have more respect for you if you told the truth.
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Edit Crowder did not care about pot, not did. He said it was the one issue he would just drop and ignore because he didn’t care enough and Rogan sperg’d out.

 

[instythot]

Edit Crowder did not care about pot, not did. He said it was the one issue he would just drop and ignore because he didn’t care enough and Rogan sperg’d out.

Is it surprising that a personal friend of Doug Stanhope would get set off with "I don't care enough about a drug to even talk about it" ?

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

Andy is unironically a male Corinne.

This. Andy was always retarded losing his E-fame and his coke habit made it worse.

 

[FH 721]

This. Andy was always exceptional losing his E-fame and his coke habit made it worse.

The thing is Andy's feuds with people so much comparably worse than him like Tonka and Chungus has made him look better, enough for some to forget that he's a belligerent, moronic loser himself.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Lol wut? He's just some fat drunken redneck sociopath, not some Machiavellian schemer.

Yeah obviously Ralph isn’t the schemer.

Spoiler

It’s the gunt, it has a mind of its own

The thing is Andy's recent feuds with people so much comparably worse than him like Tonka and Chungus has made him look better, enough for some to forget that he's a belligerent, moronic loser himself.

At a certain point you just accept it tbh, like I was ok with him as long as he looked like he was making an effort to clean up and I thought he was at least a decent person.
Both of those got proven to be pretty fucking wrong so he’s lost all my sympathy or grace.

Spoiler

He’s also a massive faggot for not finishing off IMC

 

[Andy Cokeski]

He’s also a massive faggot for not finishing off IMC

There was so much weird shit surrounding that. Andy's story did not add up. I know we've got the recording of IMC, but I doubt the police did anything more than give Andy a call. I could sit here and list all the inconsistencies, but I'm just going to go with the biggest one: Andy said he couldn't get the police report because there was 40cm of snow and it was going to keep snowing for another day or two. I checked Mississauga and Toronto weather the day he said this and they'd only gotten 3" of snow, no businesses closed, roads fine and it wasn't even snowing that day. It didn't snow the next day or the day after but Andy kept claiming he couldn't get the report because of the snow.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

There was so much weird shit surrounding that. Andy's story did not add up. I know we've got the recording of IMC, but I doubt the police did anything more than give Andy a call. I could sit here and list all the inconsistencies, but I'm just going to go with the biggest one: Andy said he couldn't get the police report because there was 40cm of snow and it was going to keep snowing for another day or two. I checked Mississauga and Toronto weather the day he said this and they'd only gotten 3" of snow, no businesses closed, roads fine and it wasn't even snowing that day. It didn't snow the next day or the day after but Andy kept claiming he couldn't get the report because of the snow.

Actually theres something about it that people don't bring up, Andy initially said that the report had things in it that only IMC would know but he would also flatly deny everything in it.
When the whale server dropped Rari talked about Andy's coke habits so on that count IMC was probably telling the truth. So I have to wonder, does Andy also have an illegal weapon?

IMC regardless I think tried to get him killed or at the very least jailed, so he deserves to get ruined for that but he probably wasn't totally lying either.

 

[instythot]

Actually theres something about it that people don't bring up, Andy initially said that the report had things in it that only IMC would know but he would also flatly deny everything in it.
When the whale server dropped Rari talked about Andy's coke habits so on that count IMC was probably telling the truth. So I have to wonder, does Andy also have an illegal weapon?

IMC regardless I think tried to get him killed or at the very least jailed, so he deserves to get ruined for that but he probably wasn't totally lying either.

The speculation is that Andy's roommate works security or law enforcement. The truth is likely closer to there being a weapon considered restricted in leafistan in Andy's home, such as a taser

 

[Spectre_06]

@Spectre_06 Maybe I didn't word what I said to make the impression I wanted, so I'll try again. What I meant to convey was not that your theories themselves were dumb necessarily, but that it is kind of dumb to have them in order to decipher these idiots (Ralph, Venti, Cog, Andy, etc.) when a simpler explanation very likely suffices. To me, you're elevating these people's intelligence a bit higher than they actually are. That was my point.

I'm trying to give hope to humanity's future, that they aren't as dumb as we make them out to be. I can stop it.

According to you Ralph should be in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison right now for the CP stream. While there are a lot of unknowns in regards to his police visit, nothing seems to have happened. Your problem is that you're a z-celeb and you have beef with all these IBS guys - Cog, Ralph, Zoom - so you're more personally invested than the others in the thread. Hence the over the top theories.

What theory was that, now?

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

People have accused his mother of being Jewish though. Ralph does have a jewfro, is a degenerate, got a worthless social science degree and likes cuck porn so he ticks all the right boxes, but I don't think he's actually a tribesman. He's claimed that he still has his foreskin in the past, too.

For anyone reading.

It's okay to be Jewish.

 

[instythot]

For anyone reading.

It's okay to be Jewish.

Run THAT one by Rand

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Run THAT one by Rand

Literally who?

 

[Mr.Downer]

He could have had a nice farewell stream for the lads if he wasn't intent on saying they weren't actually leaving, that's what I'd do for my friends (as well as for all the nice super berries I'd pick up). They were as big a part of the show as he was, Zidan more so behind the scenes, just shitty to keep going without letting them say goodbye because cow and the farms would laugh at him.

maybe guntyking is afraid a "farewell" stream to the two guys that do all the work on his show would dissuade viewers from returning where as if he continues on now giving the audience a false hope of their return, people would continue to stick around in hopes of a decent show like the "good old days"

 

[verissimus]

I'm trying to give hope to humanity's future, that they aren't as dumb as we make them out to be. I can stop it.

Lolcows aren't humanity's future. If they are, god help us all.

 

[Niggernerd]

I haven't been paying much attention recently when is destiny gonna boast about btfo'ing a 12yr old?
Will Ralph just finally admit Zidans not coming back because he has a real life and job to deal with?