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DON't GET IGETyOu, TAYLOR SWIFT
He screwed it up but didn't want to pay for another sign board. It's the HDMI cable saga all over again.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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He screwed it up but didn't want to pay for another sign board. It's the HDMI cable saga all over again.
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I know there's almost no chance that it's the same poster board that he used in the past, but the thought of it being the same one is just so damn funny. Because you could totally see Russ doing something so autistic. For one thing creeps like Russ always place inordinate importance on any insignificant thing connected to whomever they're stalking. And I'm sure a guy like Russ would figure "Why spend money a new poster or have it professionally done when I can just write on the other side?" I dunno, the thought of Russ being so obsessive and clueless that he'd keep the poster around and re-use it for his latest pathetic grab for attention and ass-pats.
But, c'mon, we all know Russ just got a new one and likely fucked up on the side facing towards him before he wrote on the side we can see.
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Whenever I had to make a poster for school, I used a ruler and wrote what I wanted to say in pencil to make sure it fit, then I drew over that with a marker.
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Like most moderately-intelligent children would. Lucky for us, Russ is not as smart as most moderately-intelligent children.
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You'd think he could use stencils or something or print something out, instead of scribbling on it like some kind of spastic tard in special ed class creating a D minus craft project.
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Refresh my memory. I don't recall that incident.
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I'm still amazed a guy can make it to 28 and still not know how to do even basic block lettering.
Unless he does and this is just more of the usual halfassed "okay I made an effort, gib pussy now pls" shit he's known for.
Unless he does and this is just more of the usual halfassed "okay I made an effort, gib pussy now pls" shit he's known for.
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The photog probably thought he was in a real-life version of that movie "Creep."
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He might think the sloppy handwriting makes it look cute, honest, and quirky; or he's like Chris Chan and is totally blind to how shitty it looks. Maybe both.
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In the book when he talks about the ariana trial, he goes to print his "evidence" last minute but they tell him they cant do it immediately. So he runs to The Source or wherever and goes to buy an HDMI cable to connect to his laptop in the courtroom. He didnt know what length he needed, so he bought the cheapest one, which ended up being the shortest. Russ claims that this HDMI cable was 6 inches, and it wasnt long enough to go to the laptop to the TV.
Also the entire incident is made up as there are no 6inch HDMI cables. Unless he confused it with a connecting cable that was HDMI at one end only
Edit: correct me if I'm wrong on any of these details. Been a while
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I've seen really short ones but they generally come with some cheap package of items that are supposed to be really close to each other.
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I love that he’s an idiot for buying a six inch cord AND an idiot for waiting until the very last second to go print out his “evidence” for this trial.
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They also offered him a 12 inch cable, which was the longest HDMI cable they had(Is this the short HDMI cables store?). When he was about to show the judges his blurry picture of a bald man, they told him he needed a 12 inch HDMI cable. What a series of unfortunate events.
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I was thinking about it and I realized he cant move his eyes laterally, which is why he cant drive, so he either has to physically get up and move to another position to keep the lettering even, or he just moves his head and the letters get smaller with perspective, I imagine. It's the only thing I could think of.
He doesnt bother to put even that much effort into his signage. He wants the same treatment with his disability as those wihout but it's like, the whole point is that life with disability ISNT the same as curving a grade.
People with wheelchairs still cant go up stairs. They dont get the same treatment, they get special treatment that is kind of a bit humiliating that you arent normal; they dont get praised for trying to rumble their way up the stairs in a wheelchair and do the same things as if they werent disabled, they get put back in their lane. Either youre a super cool guy or youre disabled, Russ, you cant be both.
Its a disability because it disables you from doing certain things, like "being in the biz" or "being an inspiration", no matter how many times the dude saw Fido the Dog defy the odds and rescue the damsel and carry her off on his white horse or whatever. Im kind of drunk, sorry.
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Didn't that not only make him late, but Judge Kraft said that such "evidence" was inadmissible anywat?
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It was either the cord that made him late, or I think maybe he had to stop by his office and grab that picture of him and Ariana from his cubicle wall for "evidence."
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If you're going to display exhibits or use AV or do anything but law talking, people who aren't congenital morons like Russ call chambers in advance, even if it's just to make sure something like a whiteboard is available. They do this shit all the time. The judge won't answer. Their legal secretary or clerk will, and they'll either be able to answer what you need to be compatible with or forward you to the clerk of courts office or even a dedicated AV person.
God's Favorite Idiot is too special to bother with stuff like this, or even showing up on time.
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Oh yeah, now I remember. The funniest part of that was that even if he had the right cable, it wouldn't have mattered, as since he couldn't state a claim, they never got to the evidence part, which Russ still can't grasp.
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The only reason he needed the HDMI cable in the first place was because he didn't bother to have his printed evidence taken care of until the morning of the hearing. Even a non certified paralegal like himself would normally do this a week or at least the day before, make sure all the paperwork was in order before they went to bed the night before. Our genius here was too cool for that. Took his little flash drive on over to the Kinko's by the courthouse on a court morning and was shocked that there was a delay. Then asked the court about getting it from his laptop, then to radio shack. No one understands his plights.
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Russ outright put the wrong time for the trial in his phone, I believe around a month in advance, because he shared a photo of himself doing exactly that. He was going to be late anyway, problems with getting his awesome evidence prepared or not.
In a classic Russ moment, he offered to show the judge his phone as proof of his own incompetence. The judge telling Russ that he doesn't want to look at his phone and admonishing Russ for being late is one of many beautiful smackdowns in the trial transcript.
In a classic Russ moment, he offered to show the judge his phone as proof of his own incompetence. The judge telling Russ that he doesn't want to look at his phone and admonishing Russ for being late is one of many beautiful smackdowns in the trial transcript.