Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Not me]

Why does she insist upon using the chipmunk voice filters? Somehow, they make her even more grating.

Dumb redneck who still think Snapchat is great and not for 10-year olds. an abomination of human invention.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Why does she insist upon using the chipmunk voice filters? Somehow, they make her even more grating.

They make her sound dumber too. If she just talked normally it would be an improvement. She’d still sound dimwitted, but less so compared to LARPing as a chipmunk.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Amber's finally in the 100 club, just like she always wanted!!!! Oh, wait...

 

[DarkSydePundit]

It's so strange to look at her now vs. when she first started. Yeah she was fat when she began but it was within somewhat normal levels of obeast and she still resembled a human being. Now when I look at her I wonder if she ever feels comfortable ever with all the weight on her all the time and being extremely limited in how she can move.

You know she can stop anytime she wants, right?

She could immediately stop eating so much.

There is nothing that forces her to eat that many calories every day.

It’s all in her head.

 

[Bunny]

I honestly just stare in disbelief at these pictures of her wondering how does someone get to be this size and not even care enough to lose the weight. She says she dislikes being this size, but makes no real effort to lose the weight. It's amazing how the human body can stretch and carry so much weight. Her body is just now starting to deteriorate. It lasted a long time.

 

[Strine]

I wonder what went through her head when an attractive woman was in the same isle as her in wal mart.... I vaguely remember her talking shit about a girl who looked "slutty" in because she was wearing revealing clothes, and making little jabs towards other women being jealous of HER and how they were ugly.

Insecure women love to talk about how other women are sluts or tramps because they seethe with envy for women who are lauded for their beauty, charisma, intelligence, etc. You can bet Catherine Deneuve and Linda Evangelista didn't bitch to their friends about seeing a "total slut" in the dairy aisle. "She's a slut" coming from Amber's mouth means "I want men to give me that kind of attention".

 

[Guardsman42]

So when just enjoying the comforts of a hot shower I had some terribly depressing things about Hamber. Not sure what thread to put these in..

Hamber can't even enjoy a hot shower. Even if a stall was located, she is incapable of standing that long, as it will cause her to lose all breath and she would likely collapse. Imagine the simple act of showering for 3 to 5 minutes possibly killing you. Much less a nice long hot soak to ease aches and pains.

Hamber can't even go swimming, despite being fatter then some species of whale, and deep water sharks, she can't even go into a pool because she lacks the ability to swim because it'll wind her that badly she could suffer a heart attack.

A gentle moving stream, that many of us would wade in with a date, or have fun with dogs or friends etc etc in summer, is dangerous for her. She can't walk, the effort of resisting the minimal power of the creek or stream could cause her to collapse in it. Imagine that, dying because water that at most is knee deep, is to much for you to fucking -stand- in. I emphasize -stand-.

And lastly, the part that moves she's infantile beyond belief in this. Hamber can drown in a few inches of water. She can not physically roll her self over to not drown. The strain of holding her face out of the water would eventually kill her. This is literally a fear for babies. A few inches of water can drown an infant. It wouldn't take much more if Hamber fell face forward into it.

These are some really fucking sad facts.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

She can't. Not being mean, I honestly think she doesn't have the brain power to even follow a recipe any more.

I mean she did say in one video measuring cups are inaccurate, so how can our gorl follow a recipe if she thinks the most basic first steps are wrong?

 

[Twinkie]

meh, why be sad

if she cared about doing any of those things she'd put the fork down

it's a prison she built herself

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

I love the fact that she really thinks people subscribe because she is just soooooooo interesting! I mean, don't her subscribers tune in to see her tent hauls, her disgusting concoctions a dog wouldn't even eat, and her scabby moon face??? She needs to kick up the footage of her nasty fingernails, her Thumb, and more of pillow mountain and the subs will come a'runnin! You do you, boo boo!!!

 

[eternal.sunshine]

I love the fact that she really thinks people subscribe because she is just soooooooo interesting! I mean, don't her subscribers tune in to see her tent hauls, her disgusting concoctions a dog wouldn't even eat, and her scabby moon face??? She needs to kick up the footage of her nasty fingernails, her Thumb, and more of pillow mountain and the subs will come a'runnin! You do you, boo boo!!!

This is one of the funniest parts about her- she genuinely believes that people are subscribed just for her, and, you know, not the 5 years of weight loss (weight gain) and cringe material.
How long do y'all think it will take before she goes back to weight videos? I'm guessing next video.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I've always noticed that she lies the most about weight stuff, people calling her beautiful/complimenting her, and things to do with her nether regions like wiping, sex, etc. cause god forbid her BMI reaches 100, she HAS to be at a cute, dainty 99. She's not 600 lbs! She's only 560-570 and it's MOSTLY fluid and she's better because she can wipe her butt and has sex ALLLLLLL the time.

In her mind she's just a slightly pudgy girl with the most adorable face and clothing taste and everyone shits on her for no reason, but part of her knows and is becoming more aware of her size and grotesque appearance because the physical pain and restrictions are impossible to ignore.

It's like a comfort thing to surround herself with uglier people. I remember that video where she was fussing over the lighting making her look yellow and her insecurity was showing through, so she had Becky get right next to her so Becky could be yellow looking too and Amber could compare her face to Becky's and feel better.

I wonder what went through her head when an attractive woman was in the same isle as her in wal mart.... I vaguely remember her talking shit about a girl who looked "slutty" in because she was wearing revealing clothes, and making little jabs towards other women being jealous of HER and how they were ugly. Also this

Spoiler: hottie

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She's one of those people who are extremely insecure and gets jealous of anyone remotely attractive or better than her, but she's too weak minded to actually take care of herself and her body. She thinks it's easier to surround herself with women who look like Chris Griffin from Family Guy and watch My 600 lb life to create her own warped reality of being this dainty pillow princess. She can eat all she wants and still feel better than everyone else.

Hamber is perpetually stuck mentally in middle school. Every kid that age is awkward and completely insecure so they lash out and try to make others feel the same even though, as we all know as adults, we all felt the same way. She's never moved past that. I'm going to put my armchair psychologist hat on and suggest that the trauma of being removed from her home (even though she said it was shit) has kept her in a state of arrested development. She was about 11 I think so that makes the most sense. Developmentally, she has the taste, jealousy, ignorance, and cattiness of a middle school mean gorl.

 

[YurraLAH]

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Yeah because "lidderally" NO ONE likes you gorl. Accept it and move on.

 

[Damaged Goods]

 

[FrownyFace]

So when just enjoying the comforts of a hot shower I had some terribly depressing things about Hamber. Not sure what thread to put these in..

Hamber can't even enjoy a hot shower. Even if a stall was located, she is incapable of standing that long, as it will cause her to lose all breath and she would likely collapse. Imagine the simple act of showering for 3 to 5 minutes possibly killing you. Much less a nice long hot soak to ease aches and pains.

Hamber can't even go swimming, despite being fatter then some species of whale, and deep water sharks, she can't even go into a pool because she lacks the ability to swim because it'll wind her that badly she could suffer a heart attack.

A gentle moving stream, that many of us would wade in with a date, or have fun with dogs or friends etc etc in summer, is dangerous for her. She can't walk, the effort of resisting the minimal power of the creek or stream could cause her to collapse in it. Imagine that, dying because water that at most is knee deep, is to much for you to fucking -stand- in. I emphasize -stand-.

And lastly, the part that moves she's infantile beyond belief in this. Hamber can drown in a few inches of water. She can not physically roll her self over to not drown. The strain of holding her face out of the water would eventually kill her. This is literally a fear for babies. A few inches of water can drown an infant. It wouldn't take much more if Hamber fell face forward into it.

These are some really fucking sad facts.

I dunno about anybody else but Amber dying in a few inches of water because she couldn’t hold her fat head up sounds pretty funny to me.

 

[easyaf]

I forget sometimes how fast these jumps up in weight are comparatively. A video popped up in my suggestions today from AL last April 27th (6,000 calories... day 4) and it had her weight as 495.8.

Obviously numbers are dependent on AL's dubious grasp of honesty, but even with the numbers she's admitting to that's a 75lb gain in less that a year.

 

[Long time lurker]

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As a reminder, Amber's weight goal has always been 199 lb.

This is one of the funniest parts about her- she genuinely believes that people are subscribed just for her, and, you know, not the 5 years of weight loss (weight gain) and cringe material.
How long do y'all think it will take before she goes back to weight videos? I'm guessing next video.

It doesn't help that she uses tags like "weight loss" and titles such as "what a fat/500lb girl does". Amber is right, though. Her channel was never a de facto weight loss channel, since she's done nothing but gain. BUT! All of her SEO and the vast majority of her videos are about diets and weight loss.

Make no mistake, she knows this. The reason she goes from one failed diet to the next so fast is because it brings in new suckers followers once the ones who were supportive of her see the truth.

 

[ADHD]

As a reminder, Amber's weight goal has always been 199 lb.

At some point last year, she did modify her goal weight to 170 lbs, which would keep with her in line with her lie about weighing 570.

 

[ADHD]

Obviously numbers are dependent on AL's dubious grasp of honesty, but even with the numbers she's admitting to that's a 75lb gain in less that a year.

Oh, she gained more than that! By the end of January 2018, she'd gotten down to 469.4. She claimed to begin 2019 at 560, for a gain of over 90 lbs in less than a year. Her all-time weight loss high of 89 lbs couldn't undo the damage she did in 2018.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

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Now her voice matches her buck teeth.