Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[badboy2000]

Did a search for him on Spotify and found his profile. Not really that interesting, but at least you get an insight to his musical taste.

Greer Russell

Greer Russell, a user on Spotify

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[Mauve Olive]

I don't think his physical disability effects his fine motor skills too much. I mean, when this thread started his hair wasn't as disheveled and he didn't look as gross. I feel like his dwindling appearance is more due to his mental health decline.

 

[Miss Misery]

I can't imagine that that crap would have flown in the mission field. Well obviously he wouldn't have had the nasty facial hair, since Mormon missionaries are clean-shaven, but his superiors certainly would have had something to say about his greasy forehead and uncombed hair. Either this is pure laziness on his part, or his form of rebellion.

Oh dang, I forgot about that! If he could manage to stay clean-shaven as a missionary then he can certainly manage to shave his cheeks and his neck and work a beard trimmer.

And spend $15 once a month at Supercuts for a trim.

(Also I feel so bad for the companions he had during his mission. I wonder if they saw it as a test of faith.)

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Did a search for him on Spotify and found his profile. Not really that interesting, but at least you get an insight to his musical taste.

Greer Russell

Greer Russell, a user on Spotify

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He really does like bland Top 40 pop garbage.
Imagine Dragons, Jason Derulo, Icona Pop, Train...

Also why does he have the 20th Century Fox sting on a "party" playlist? Obviously he isn't throwing any parties, so the existence of said playlist itself is kind of odd.

 

[The Great Citracett]

He really does like bland Top 40 pop garbage.
Imagine Dragons, Jason Derulo, Icona Pop, Train...

Also why does he have the 20th Century Fox sting on a "party" playlist? Obviously he isn't throwing any parties, so the existence of said playlist itself is kind of odd.

Well, "partying" is the official term for banging an escort at the Nevada brothels. Maybe he brings along a Bluetooth speaker and subjects those poor girls to his custom playlist?

Probably has the Fox fanfare play as he enters the room so there's no mistaking "Russ is here!"

 

[The Dude]

I find it bizarre that Russ has universally waited until the last minute to prepare papers and gather his other materials for his court cases. Given what these trials are to him, you'd think he'd have everything prepared weeks if not months in advance, laying on his desk to be looked over and caressed with tender loving care after every Facebook rage quit to remind him of his imminent victory over his enemies.

The wrong time in his phone can be explained because Russ is just that goddamn stupid. But Russ wrote a 91-page request for default judgment against Tay-Tay, so it boggles my mind that Russ is so obsessive about his cases while simultaneously being such a procrastinator.

But I'm still grateful for it even though I don't understand it. As CupONavy said, his lies always make him look worse. In his book, Russ recounts ordering his documents to be printed at the FedEx store only 4 hours before the start of the trial, and he arrives at the store to pick them up only 1 hour before trial start time. But he can't pick them up because a Crazy Cat Lady is in front of him, getting "500" pictures of her cats. Russ honestly thinks the reader will have sympathy for him because of a Crazy Cat Lady foiling his perfect plan instead of thinking he's a dumbass for waiting till the day of the trial to print his documents.

You need to take into account how entitled and egotistical Russ is and the way his mind works. Why should he put in any extra effort? He's an awesome, cool, brilliant, disabled young stud and a paralegal who is basically just as good as a lawyer! He's an inspiration because he kicked his disability's ass, but he was also discriminated because of his disability! He's already put in effort, and besides that this case is a slam dunk! Open and shut! The judge will see how awesome he is for handling his plights like a BOSS, award him eleventygorillion dollars, Taylor will see what a bitch she was for hurting Russ, sing his song, play footsie with him while wearing a red dress on a date, then suck him his penis in the back of her limo and kiss him in a way that helps his disability on their way to Cold Stone Creamery.

Edit: I always knew Russ' taste in music would be mostly bland, cookie cutter, uninspired pop garbage.

 

[redbarchetta]

Not one but three Justin Bieber songs.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

There's been speculation due to his piano playing 'skills' that he either has trouble with fine motor skills or just has trouble with his creepy almost webbed hands. His handwriting might reinforce that, but I don't think we know for sure.

There's also the possibility that he has no physical impairment preventing him from learning the piano better, but he just never did because the rules of mormon politeness meant his teachers just told him he was already very skilled when he wasn't.

 

[TheGuyFromUtah]

Now go back and re-read his book passage where he describes enthusiastically exploring a hooker's vagina with those things.

Sigh. Can we get a link? <shoots self>

 

[The Great Citracett]

Oh holy shit now I'm imagining him with a Bluetooth speaker.

- Goes to the brothel

- Walks in, all the girls line up in a row

- Hmmm... Which to choose?

- Reaches inside suit pocket, flips switch

- Final Jeopardy music begins to play as he starts walking down the row

Sigh. Can we get a link? <shoots self>

Spoiler: Book Excerpt

 

[Walking Clock]

"We laid on her bed and began to have sex. She put my penis in her vagina." Oh, is that how sex works, Russ?

 

[ProgKing of the North]

"We laid on her bed and began to have sex. She put my penis in her vagina." Oh, is that how sex works, Russ?

Makes me think of “he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we did it”

 

[cogsworth]

wow i am really upset that they're like that and wish i handn't asked

Edit: oof nice fruedian slip dummy I mean't hadn't

 

[CWCissey]

wow i am really upset that they're like that and wish i handn't asked

It's just further proof that Russ really should get out the corporate popshit genre and into Punk. He has some serious bass player hands and the bassist always gets the lead singer's and guitarists castoffs.

 

[Piltdown Mannequin]

Oh holy shit now I'm imagining him with a Bluetooth speaker.

- Goes to the brothel

- Walks in, all the girls line up in a row

- Hmmm... Which to choose?

- Reaches inside suit pocket, flips switch

- Final Jeopardy music begins to play as he starts walking down the row

Spoiler: Book Excerpt

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What book is this from? I don't recall it in either the prostitution book or Swift book.

 

[Miss Misery]

Fuck I wish I hadn't clicked on that spoiler. But the Jeopardy pick your princess scene beforehand was inspired.

 

[Cilleystring]

There's also the possibility that he has no physical impairment preventing him from learning the piano better, but he just never did because the rules of mormon politeness meant his teachers just told him he was already very skilled when he wasn't.

I think it is more this than fine motor impairment. His abnormal hands may play a slight role in it, but I think the main reason is that Russ has no respect for proper technique in anything. Even if his teachers tried to teach him properly, he would probably just shrug them off. After all it's not the musicianship he's after, its the fame, and many famous musicians have little technical dexterity compared to elite players. He has no desire to become better at piano because being a musician isnt his goal. Music is just a path to fame, pussy, and self-perceived vengeance "rising above everyone's preconceived notions"

Based on his lack of attention to detail, there is no way he could even become a somewhat competent player. If there are any kiwis who's primary instrument is piano I'd enjoy the breakdown. His wristshape and approach to piano tells me it's not his motor skills but his disregard for any proper technique that makes him a shit player

 

[The Dude]

Oh holy shit now I'm imagining him with a Bluetooth speaker.

- Goes to the brothel

- Walks in, all the girls line up in a row

- Hmmm... Which to choose?

- Reaches inside suit pocket, flips switch

- Final Jeopardy music begins to play as he starts walking down the row

Spoiler: Book Excerpt

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And not even the classic Jeopardy theme. The shitty modern pseudo-orchestral theme because it "sounds classy".

 

[Bamanda]

Jesus “her private area” is so infantile. Is that him trying not to sound like a degenerate? What’s even funnier is that in the next few sentences he describes it as “her pussy” then “her vagina” interchangeably. He’s always mixing up phrases and words. I remember he said he was always top of the writing class at college. Fucking must have been a pretty low bar.

Also, that was a cheerful reminder of the origin of “suck me my penis.”

 

[Miss Misery]

Jesus “her private area” is so infantile. Is that him trying not to sound like a degenerate?

At least it wasn't "her bathing suit area"?