Containment Random Chris Updates

GhostBird50 said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP0S-OQslLc&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=tU0v92dZq0Y1MUtq:6
so this just came up and i honestly have no words for it. i honestly dont know what this is or what chris is attemtping to do but i think the guy dressed in white is currently being held hostage by chris. like chris says like a min in "just keep reading it".
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Chris and one of his gay hanger ons/orbiters making a random access humor video to confuse and own the Kiwifarmers
 
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Snuckening said:
Is that Chris? Neither voice sounds like Chris to me. And definitely doesn't seem like his brand of autism.

I just assumed he handed his password out, or got his account hacked again.
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Yeah that's Chris speaking and holding the camera, the poem is very obviously written by Chris as well.
It hard to explain why I think this, the poem is just the right amount of shit and very Chris-like.

also I think that's the guy from the ghost hunting video, he probably have Chris this idea.
 
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Chris's belief that he's married to his imaginary friends is so strong he had even told a real woman he wasn't interested in dating her.

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She also posted a couple caps of Chris saying he liked her cosplay.

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Nebula Slasher said:
God, I know I'm repeating what people have already said a thousand times over, but MAN does this current age of Chris suck. It's not funny, it's not creative, and literally everyone involved would have their time better spent shitting their pants and doing nothing.
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I feel ya. Sadly the ghost hunt video is as good as it gets these days. There's just too many people getting involved with him from all angles for chris to just 'be chris.'
 
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Nebula Slasher said:
God, I know I'm repeating what people have already said a thousand times over, but MAN does this current age of Chris suck. It's not funny, it's not creative, and literally, everyone involved would have their time better spent shitting their pants and doing nothing.
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I mean you're not wrong, but of course, no one is really willing to mess with him because of idea guys being beyond trash people, and most the people willing to try shit are just w.e.e.n.s (i.e the cwc rebellion and every idiot that believes that he reads there twitter posts.) so anyone that actually would have a good idea doesn't have the balls to do anything about it and anyone that does have the balls is a w.e.e.n that lacks any clever ideas and is just so fucking stupid. I really miss people like surf shack tito who really only gas lit Chris into thinking he stole sony's passwords and then Chris did the rest.
 
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Keeping up with all of the stuff Chris posts on I-don't-even-know-how-many sites is pretty difficult when you don't even use social media. I wish he'd just make a blog on one of those shitty free blogging sites so he could post everything there in one place, I'm not gonna make any accounts on sites I won't even use just so I can keep up with his autism
 
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TheMagician said:
it has the digits of all of them put together, in no discernable particular order
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I'm only doing the math because I saw some correlation but I doubt Chris knows hexadecimal let alone binary so in doing the math might unlock the secret powers of autism or bring about the end times.

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so in hex 1=16 and C= 12 so 1C = 28
so 28-211987 = -211959
or if we look at the fact that 211987 is a paint hex we can see that hex #211987 is composed of 12.9% red, 9.8% green and 52.9% and if we subtract the hexadecimal 28 we get hex #211959 is composed of 12.9% red, 9.8% green and 34.9% blue and now I have autism.......

but seriously it's just random gibberish maybe the -211959 is the I.Q you need to understand this.
 
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GhostBird50 said:
I'm only doing the math because I saw some correlation but I doubt Chris knows hexadecimal let alone binary so in doing the math might unlock the secret powers of autism or bring about the end times.

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so in hex 1=16 and C= 12 so 1C = 28
so 28-211987 = -211959
or if we look at the fact that 211987 is a paint hex we can see that hex #211987 is composed of 12.9% red, 9.8% green and 52.9% and if we subtract the hexadecimal 28 we get hex #211959 is composed of 12.9% red, 9.8% green and 34.9% blue and now I have autism.......

but seriously it's just random gibberish maybe the -211959 is the I.Q you need to understand this.
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Actually I think having a low IQ, somewhere in the mid-80s or lower, would be better suited to understanding this idiotic nonsense. Hence why Chris understands what he's talking about.
 
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