Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

I cant go into too many details because I unfortunately was working in the absolute boonies during all of this and had no decent ISP so I had this relayed to me by my grandmother.

My middle sister has always been a tumblerette and a bit of an ass, as it goes with it. Anywaaaaay during the last presidential election she apparently got in soo many pointless political and social arguments that she became a minor cow for a few political groups. Because shes a cow by nature, she did as some cows do, AND DOVE HEADFIRST INTO jerking off HERSELF (figuratively) FOR THEM. Again, I don't know exactly what she said or did, but it got soo bad for her that she nuked all of her social media, including reddit and tumblr, and now I have a randomkgheyanimename on my friendlist's that is my sister... right next to her abandoned mains.
The concept of your own sibling being a tumblrite is honestly pretty terrifying, to say the least. I'm afraid of becoming one, myself.
 
The concept of your own sibling being a tumblrite is honestly pretty terrifying, to say the least. I'm afraid of becoming one, myself.
Your avatar is already a warning sign for a different type of e-disease. just don't take people who say stuff like "toxic" and "transphobic" too seriously and you probably won't turn....
 
Your avatar is already a warning sign for a different type of e-disease. just don't take people who say stuff like "toxic" and "transphobic" too seriously and you probably won't turn....
Don't worry, I got vaccinated for that kind of e-disease, but Tumblr. Tumblr is like the common cold is it was incurable. And I rarely even reblog those 'reblog if you love and support [x]' posts anyway.
 
Since Tumblr has lost some of its users, my favorite Tumblr cow, Tummysoup, has moved to twitter. Their Tumblr is locked now, but I will provide the link anyways.
Tummysoup is a vomit and piss fetishist that loves showing off their "t-penis" and how much they don't bathe.

They post many nudes and pictures of real vomit.

Tumblr Link: http://tummysoup.tumblr.com
Twitter Link: https://twitter.com/tummysoup
 
Since Tumblr has lost some of its users, my favorite Tumblr cow, Tummysoup, has moved to twitter. Their Tumblr is locked now, but I will provide the link anyways.
Tummysoup is a vomit and piss fetishist that loves showing off their "t-penis" and how much they don't bathe.

They post many nudes and pictures of real vomit.

Tumblr Link: http://tummysoup.tumblr.com
Twitter Link: https://twitter.com/tummysoup
For a second, I thought that they were also into vore due to their username.
 
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Hey guys. I have an online friend who I have followed for a while. She's usually really cool, but lately (probably within the last year) she has decided that she's "non binary". It's really sad because I think she was influenced by all the trans trenders on deviantART. She posted a journal today about her gender thing and I finally decided to say something to her. I sent her a note, and tried to be as respectful as possible, presenting my opinions and point of view, while also including sources.

Here is the journal she posted (warning, a lot of text):
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Below is the note I sent:

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Her response (read it from the bottom up):
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Her first response is "I can't read that" (since I wrote a lot) and then after that she tells me I'm disrespectful because I believe she may be misguided and influenced. I was sad when I saw that was what she wrote back. I guess it's good she said no hard feelings though, since I still want to be her friend.

For obvious reasons, don't hunt this person down. I wanted your guys' opinions on what I said and her response.
 
Hey guys. I have an online friend who I have followed for a while. She's usually really cool, but lately (probably within the last year) she has decided that she's "non binary". It's really sad because I think she was influenced by all the trans trenders on deviantART. She posted a journal today about her gender thing and I finally decided to say something to her. I sent her a note, and tried to be as respectful as possible, presenting my opinions and point of view, while also including sources.

Here is the journal she posted (warning, a lot of text):

Below is the note I sent:


Her first response is "I can't read that" (since I wrote a lot) and then after that she tells me I'm disrespectful because I believe she may be misguided and influenced. I was sad when I saw that was what she wrote back. I guess it's good she said no hard feelings though, since I still want to be her friend.

For obvious reasons, don't hunt this person down. I wanted your guys' opinions on what I said and her response.
I'm honestly really sorry, man. She seems like a pretty cool guy, but I'm sorry that she's been assimilated into the Tumblr hivemind.
 
Since Tumblr has lost some of its users, my favorite Tumblr cow, Tummysoup, has moved to twitter. Their Tumblr is locked now, but I will provide the link anyways.
Tummysoup is a vomit and piss fetishist that loves showing off their "t-penis" and how much they don't bathe.

They post many nudes and pictures of real vomit.

Tumblr Link: http://tummysoup.tumblr.com
Twitter Link: https://twitter.com/tummysoup
Oh, shit! I know this person. That's Shnubs / CommanderSnacks on Twitter. An FtM that gets real pissed that his fictional husbands that have maybe 1 second of screentime don't get more attention, lol. Also a really basic tumblrite that headcanons every single character as trans or nonbinary. He was friends with Nemu a while back, idk if they still talk since Nemu vanished off the internet.
All he does is draw hyper fetish / vomit art of pokemon and object show characters. He's been a fave lolcow of mine for a while till I got bored.
Also has a fetish for being laughed at, cause of course he does. Too afraid of posting his art to 4chan though cause he thinks some scary hacker will murder him for being trans, lol.
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Edited out attachments cause I didn't realize how dumb I was, lol.
 
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Oh, shit! I know this person. That's Shnubs / CommanderSnacks on Twitter. An FtM that gets real pissed that his fictional husbands that have maybe 1 second of screentime don't get more attention, lol. Also a really basic tumblrite that headcanons every single character as trans or nonbinary. He was friends with Nemu a while back, idk if they still talk since Nemu vanished off the internet.
He's a total freak, all he does is draw hyper fetish / vomit art of pokemon and object show characters. He's been a fave lolcow of mine for a while till I got bored. Here's his f-list (archive.ls wont save the actual page for some reason?)
Also has a fetish for being laughed at, cause of course he does. Too afraid of posting his art to 4chan though cause he thinks some scary hacker will murder him for being trans, lol.
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Has a scat fetish too because, fuck it, why not
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Don't know how his gf feels about this one

By posting their stuff here, you've contributed to their kink. :(
 
Also has a fetish for being laughed at, cause of course he does. Too afraid of posting his art to 4chan though cause he thinks some scary hacker will murder him for being trans, lol.

We had another cow like that. Had to close his thread because each update was giving him a massive boner. Also he's stupid as fuck.

Shnubs has more self-awareness than the other guy that will not be named. I would advise not posting about them an further.

They're just sad
 
Oh, shit! I know this person. That's Shnubs / CommanderSnacks on Twitter. An FtM that gets real pissed that his fictional husbands that have maybe 1 second of screentime don't get more attention, lol. Also a really basic tumblrite that headcanons every single character as trans or nonbinary. He was friends with Nemu a while back, idk if they still talk since Nemu vanished off the internet.
All he does is draw hyper fetish / vomit art of pokemon and object show characters. He's been a fave lolcow of mine for a while till I got bored.
Also has a fetish for being laughed at, cause of course he does. Too afraid of posting his art to 4chan though cause he thinks some scary hacker will murder him for being trans, lol.
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Edited out attachments cause I didn't realize how dumb I was, lol.

Thank you for the response! It is interesting to know that others share lolcows like this. Their art is not at all bad but it is the subject matter. It is more of a personal thing I suppose, you know?
Their Twitter has brought me laughs and bonding moments with my friends.
Tummysoup if you are reading this, have a nice wank and a blessed day! :feels:✨?


We had another cow like that. Had to close his thread because each update was giving him a massive boner. Also he's stupid as fuck.

Shnubs has more self-awareness than the other guy that will not be named. I would advise not posting about them an further.

They're just sad

This will be all. God bless you!
 
I think the first tumblr lolcow that I saw was a bisexual genderfluid transman immigrant that lives in germany that called himself a map supporter and he wants maps on the lgbt community and he sees nothing wrong with necrophilia and says that it isn't rape, he made a group for maps on tumblr that was banned 8 times and he is also a pedophile for reading written child porn in his hometown russian.
 
I think the first tumblr lolcow that I saw was a bisexual genderfluid transman immigrant that lives in germany that called himself a map supporter and he wants maps on the lgbt community and he sees nothing wrong with necrophilia and says that it isn't rape, he made a group for maps on tumblr that was banned 8 times and he is also a pedophile for reading written child porn in his hometown russian.
this post defines tumblr. it should be pernamently placed on the sign in page.
 
This one isn't exactly what I'd call a lolcow as she's a nice enough gal, she just does strange shit, posts pics of herself in the hospital for the entire internet to see and is another one of those 2disabled2work fags (or full-time disabled, in her own words).

Basic jist is that she made a Discord server that is like a personal diary where she posts shit about her life, her art, her writing for people to see etc. Not too weird, right?

Well out of a server of about 40+ people and 10+ channels, she is the only one with the privileges to post messages. All everyone else can do is "react" to her messages. She wrote a message about "subscriptions", where if you react to her post in a certain way, you'll be notified of certain updates when she posts them. Taking away your reaction voids your subscription. For example if you were gonna react with a flower emoji, you'll be notified of her health updates. These health updates include intimate entries from her personal health diary and diagnoses / words from her doctors and her feelings or whatever. When I say intimate, I mean intimate, the kind of shit normal (and probably legitimate) disabled people would rather keep to themselves instead of letting 40+ randos know. But that is how it is with Tumblrfags I guess. It is impossible to have a convo with this bird without her randomly bringing up her disabilities at any given time.

She's basically made a subscription magazine in the form of a Discord server about her own life, as if she's somehow important and special enough of a person to warrant that. It just fucking rubs me the wrong way every time I think of it.
 
This one isn't exactly what I'd call a lolcow as she's a nice enough gal, she just does strange shit, posts pics of herself in the hospital for the entire internet to see and is another one of those 2disabled2work fags (or full-time disabled, in her own words).

Basic jist is that she made a Discord server that is like a personal diary where she posts shit about her life, her art, her writing for people to see etc. Not too weird, right?

Well out of a server of about 40+ people and 10+ channels, she is the only one with the privileges to post messages. All everyone else can do is "react" to her messages. She wrote a message about "subscriptions", where if you react to her post in a certain way, you'll be notified of certain updates when she posts them. Taking away your reaction voids your subscription. For example if you were gonna react with a flower emoji, you'll be notified of her health updates. These health updates include intimate entries from her personal health diary and diagnoses / words from her doctors and her feelings or whatever. When I say intimate, I mean intimate, the kind of shit normal (and probably legitimate) disabled people would rather keep to themselves instead of letting 40+ randos know. But that is how it is with Tumblrfags I guess. It is impossible to have a convo with this bird without her randomly bringing up her disabilities at any given time.

She's basically made a subscription magazine in the form of a Discord server about her own life, as if she's somehow important and special enough of a person to warrant that. It just fucking rubs me the wrong way every time I think of it.

That's incredibly bizarre and narcissistic at levels I've not seen before.
 
This one isn't exactly what I'd call a lolcow as she's a nice enough gal, she just does strange shit, posts pics of herself in the hospital for the entire internet to see and is another one of those 2disabled2work fags (or full-time disabled, in her own words).

Basic jist is that she made a Discord server that is like a personal diary where she posts shit about her life, her art, her writing for people to see etc. Not too weird, right?

Well out of a server of about 40+ people and 10+ channels, she is the only one with the privileges to post messages. All everyone else can do is "react" to her messages. She wrote a message about "subscriptions", where if you react to her post in a certain way, you'll be notified of certain updates when she posts them. Taking away your reaction voids your subscription. For example if you were gonna react with a flower emoji, you'll be notified of her health updates. These health updates include intimate entries from her personal health diary and diagnoses / words from her doctors and her feelings or whatever. When I say intimate, I mean intimate, the kind of shit normal (and probably legitimate) disabled people would rather keep to themselves instead of letting 40+ randos know. But that is how it is with Tumblrfags I guess. It is impossible to have a convo with this bird without her randomly bringing up her disabilities at any given time.

She's basically made a subscription magazine in the form of a Discord server about her own life, as if she's somehow important and special enough of a person to warrant that. It just fucking rubs me the wrong way every time I think of it.
Are one of these diagnoses Narcissistic Personality Disorder? If not she might be either seeing people where she doesn't mention her server of telling people she's ill and all her stuff, quacks, or she's self Dxing.
 
This one isn't exactly what I'd call a lolcow as she's a nice enough gal, she just does strange shit, posts pics of herself in the hospital for the entire internet to see and is another one of those 2disabled2work fags (or full-time disabled, in her own words).

Basic jist is that she made a Discord server that is like a personal diary where she posts shit about her life, her art, her writing for people to see etc. Not too weird, right?

Well out of a server of about 40+ people and 10+ channels, she is the only one with the privileges to post messages. All everyone else can do is "react" to her messages. She wrote a message about "subscriptions", where if you react to her post in a certain way, you'll be notified of certain updates when she posts them. Taking away your reaction voids your subscription. For example if you were gonna react with a flower emoji, you'll be notified of her health updates. These health updates include intimate entries from her personal health diary and diagnoses / words from her doctors and her feelings or whatever. When I say intimate, I mean intimate, the kind of shit normal (and probably legitimate) disabled people would rather keep to themselves instead of letting 40+ randos know. But that is how it is with Tumblrfags I guess. It is impossible to have a convo with this bird without her randomly bringing up her disabilities at any given time.

She's basically made a subscription magazine in the form of a Discord server about her own life, as if she's somehow important and special enough of a person to warrant that. It just fucking rubs me the wrong way every time I think of it.
which server is it?
 
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