Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%

  • Total voters
    2,597
I know it's been brought up before but have we determined how exactly Russ can be kissed? You can't really kiss someone whose lips are perpetually agape and unmoving, can you? All that can be done is to let Russ molest your tongue with his tongue I suppose, but that's not really kissing ??

Pretty sure this is how it went down...

I think I figured out what Russ meant when he said the hooker kissed him in a way that helped his disability.
 
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Looks like he's drank too much chocolate milk and is going wild on Facebook again.
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Edit: I'm sure he's not going to be done with this one just yet.
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Does anyone know what he's referring to here?
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Well now it makes sense, he's still lit off the sleeping pill. Glad he is going full speed on Facebook again.
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Of course this little creep is sleeping away the prime hours of a Saturday.
So he's talking about how he's releasing a song about a girl he's been stalking, then complains about trolls who are stalking him.
 
Looks like he's drank too much chocolate tard cum and is going wild on Facebook again.
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Edit: I'm sure he's not going to be done with this one just yet.
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Does anyone know what he's referring to here?
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Nah, Russ is wide of the goal there. Irony is when you call yourself a 'solid 9' and 'cooler than all the other guys here' and have that userpic next to it. I'm amazed more people don't think he's a troll.
 
Looks like he's drank too much chocolate tard cum and is going wild on Facebook again.
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Edit: I'm sure he's not going to be done with this one just yet.
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Does anyone know what he's referring to here?
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A man overcoming his disability everyone. I don’t know why he plays up on his face so much. I’m sure Mobius Syndrome is pretty difficult to live with, but in terms of physical disabilities it’s really very minor. His disability is in no way hidden, everyone can see it. The reason people don’t give him the ‘positive discrimination’ that they give to other disabled people is that there’s no reason his inability to close his mouth should hold him back. It could be overcome with a very minimal amount of work on his part, but he point blank refuses to take steps to overcome it because it’s his whole identity. He should use his intellectual disabilities to guilt people more. They have a much more detrimental effect on his life, and would probably attract more virtue signallers who’d be willing to put up with him so they could get their good guy points.

He’s delaying the song because he’s scared of the “mentally ill trolls.” Is this a new thing? Was he not being followed by here and Reddit before he entered the studio? What did he think was going to change between then and now? I think he’s coming to the realisation that we’re the only ones who have the slightest interest in him, and it’s eating him up. We’re the only audience he’ll ever have and it’s hilarious because he knows he can’t manipulate us into giving him sympathy.

Release your Magnum Opus Russ. We’re waiting for your fruits. This will definitely be the thing that convinces your audience that you’re a ‘hawt’, up and coming ‘young’ songwriter who’s destined for greatness.
 
What's the worst we could do when his new song comes out?

Laugh at it? Mock it and rewrite it to be about how he can't even get the pussy he paid for? Rewrite it into a true stalker anthem?

Put it on Rackets' stream and have Sriracha cackle at it?

We can't actually do anything that would impact you in real life, Russell. And if you don't want to see our reactions...just stop taking day trips to the Farms.
 
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