DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019" - most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far

[DiabeticSP]

There's zero chance Phil handles a large crowd like wrestlemania well enough to attend.

Phil will NEVER choose going to something in person over watching it in bed.

 

[Slimy Time]

Let's be clear, he's going to post a lot of scenery pictures on his Instagram. For any real info we will need to wait for him to come back and do his special begging stream.

 

[der rademacher]

we already got our first pic

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Those comments though. Simply hilarious. )

Phil will NEVER choose going to something in person over watching it in bed.

That's why he prefers having a brazzers account over calling Kimberlie in.

 

[Grotesque]

If Phil would have went to Wrestlemania, he would have been there all weekend. I'm sure someone here has taken note of his travel schedule to prove he wasn't there.

 

[wabbits]

It is interesting how there are pixels in Phil's pictures, but no pictures in Phil's pictures - no framing of any subject, no sense of place, no leading lines, just random recording of what he's not seeing in front of him. Just like his life.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

Cat is probably thinking "Look, I found someone lazier than me"

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

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Cat is probably thinking "Look, I found someone lazier than me"

The cat is way above his level of activity as it seems to leave the house on a regular basis.

I am half expecting a tweet from the hospital on this trip because Phil's body gave out under the physical stress of normal daily movement.

 

[Sparkletor]

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Cat is probably thinking "Look, I found someone lazier than me"

I like Phil's shoes.

Tying shoes is easy. Slip on orthopedic diabetic shoes are hard work. Real talk.

 

[clownpiss]

I WANNA FUCK HER BRAINS OUT DOOD!

 

[Pargon]

I WANNA FUCK HER BRAINS OUT DOOD!

I wish I could be surprised that Phil is enamored with, to quote the illustrious Mr. Plinkett, "a pile of slop that gives you gas", but I'm not. I won't argue the point that west coast American pizza is a travesty for entirely different reasons but that looks disgusting.

 

[Draza]

I wish I could be surprised that Phil is enamored with, to quote the illustrious Mr. Plinkett, "a pile of slop that gives you gas", but I'm not. I won't argue the point that west coast American pizza is a travesty for entirely different reasons but that looks disgusting.

I agree, that pizza looks fucking nasty. It's greasy,has no good crust, too much peperonis (some even look melted in the cheese), and uneven sides. Looks like pizza served in American public schools.

 

[Pargon]

I agree, that pizza looks fucking nasty. It's greasy,has no good crust, too much peperonis (some even look melted in the cheese), and uneven sides. Looks like pizza served in American public schools.

Oh Christ , are those supposed to be pepperoni? To me they just looked like huge whole slices of tomato but if it's meat that shit doesn't even look like it's been cooked in any fashion.

Good pizza doesn't need to be photogenic (and one could debate that it's a requirement that it isn't because comfort food rarely is) but maybe pulling a paper towel away from it shouldn't render it transparent like glass.

Whatever. I'm sure good ol' Prilosec Phil can power it down with only moderate trouble.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I agree, that pizza looks fucking nasty. It's greasy,has no good crust, too much peperonis (some even look melted in the cheese), and uneven sides. Looks like pizza served in American public schools.

No dood this is genuine eyetalian Pizza..Augustus Caesar himself ate at whatever joint this is and perosnally told Phil that he did nothing wrong.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Might seem kinda mundane, but Phil has lied again.

He has met Sammy with Leanna during this VLOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcK0bHKjbKc @ 1:43.

Not a big issue, but seems like he is trying to make it seem like Leanna and Him were never there.

Weird.

 

[Frazzle]

What are the odds that cane behind the pizza is actually for Phil and not his dad?

 

[PieceofShet]

What are the odds that cane behind the pizza is actually for Phil and not his dad?

DSP probably took the picture so its not him.

 

[PieceofShet]

Might seem kinda mundane, but Phil has lied again.

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He has met Sammy with Leanna during this VLOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcK0bHKjbKc @ 1:43.

Not a big issue, but seems like he is trying to make it seem like Leanna and Him were never there.

Weird.

AWESOME CATCH!!!!

Fuckin love it. There was absolutely no reason to lie about it, yet, he did.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Might seem kinda mundane, but Phil has lied again.

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He has met Sammy with Leanna during this VLOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcK0bHKjbKc @ 1:43.

Not a big issue, but seems like he is trying to make it seem like Leanna and Him were never there.

Weird.

Amazing catch man.

Why would he lie about such a stupid thing is beyond me. I can only imagine how messed up his head must be.
I feel so bad for his parents.

 

[uncritically]

AWESOME CATCH!!!!

Fuckin love it. There was absolutely no reason to lie about it, yet, he did.

I wonder if he got his laziness from his mom. The tinfoil on the stove leads me to believe so. Looks like its there so she doesn't have to clean up spatter. Seems like she was either very anal about the cleaning and did all of it herself, or hated it and tried everything to avoid cleaning. linked with timestamp.

Moving Vlogs 2014 - ONLY Video of My Parents' House Ever!

These are vlogs of Phil and Leanna's move across the country from Connecticut to Washington in June of 2014. This was a HUGE step and change for us and we wa...

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[actually]

I agree, that pizza looks fucking nasty. It's greasy,has no good crust, too much peperonis (some even look melted in the cheese), and uneven sides. Looks like pizza served in American public schools.

Tbh, the pizza looks fine, but it also looks like pizza you could get most anywhere.