The shitty advice thread

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Hortator said:
If you have an opinion about how the site could be better you should PM Null about it
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Better yet, start new threads about it in the Lolcow forum every few minutes and tag him in to all of them. Start up a PM chain with him and every mod and lolcow on the site. Give it an attention grabbing name like Fuck You Null You Cunt because he gets so much mail he won't pay attention to it unless it stands out from the crowd.

Also post to Articles & Happenings and reply to one of his posts with just his name.
 
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What are some red flags I should look for when dating a new person?
 
Recon said:
What are some red flags I should look for when dating a new person?
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stable job, they're going to treat you as secondary thing
no diagnosed mental health issues, you'll never know what bubbles behind the surface
good dialogue - they're most likely some sort of charming sociopath
sense of humour
good in bed - they're just gonna pump and dump
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Recon said:
What are some red flags I should look for when dating a new person?
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Your partner having a significantly bigger cock than you.
Your partner calls you a faggot while he fucks your ass and fills it with cum.
Your partner making you wear female clothes in public.

If he does any of these things you may downgrade from a faggot to a mega faggot cumslut supreme
 
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How can I create a virus that would eradicate all of the asshole drivers on the planet?
 
Fat Pikachu said:
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Call me when you can get half as many bitches with your skinny ass ?✋
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719516it doesn't matter how much pussy you get if you're going to jail bud
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MilkMage said:
How do I make my penis smaller?
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Go to Thailand and get it turned inside out. Now it's negative length.

Midlife Sperglord said:
How can I create a virus that would eradicate all of the asshole drivers on the planet?
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If you see someone being an asshole on the road, t bone them and drive off without leaving your insurance information. Your job should be done in a few hundred years.
 
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Lilac1 said:
My upstairs neighbors are really noisy and I'm searching for ways to kill them without causing damage to my apartment/having to actually go up there.
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I’ve been here, I have some actual (stupid) good advice!

Search YouTube for “Bass Test”
Connect to a surround-sound system, if possible.
Press play, and leave the house for a while.

EDIT: here. This one is ten hours. That should do it.

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Bass Test 10 Hours

Bass Test for 10 Hours. Test the bass in your speakers...how long can you last
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I was staring at my coworker's penis at the urinals the other day and it seemed to be getting slightly harder. What should I do about the fact that my coworker is a pervert?
 
On this other forum, there is a very serious advice thread that I want to troll. What retarded questions should I ask?

Ask for a friend, BTW.
 
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