Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

Edit: I should have read the next page before posting.

Damocles_Sword said:
saw this making the rounds, seemed funny enough to post

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I like the reply even better:

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DutchLurker said:
Edit: I should have read the next page before posting.



I like the reply even better:

https://translate.google.com/transl...puff-thomas.digiweb.jp/jack_and_the_pack.html
I'm a little surprised that an SJW would defend mayonnaise as a gender. Isn't mayonnaise was a slur lobbed by SJWs at evil white cis hetero white people who did I mention are white? Besides, isn't white something none of them want to be associated with? Do mayonaise sandwiches on white bread trigger them?
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Alan Pardew said:
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So basically what they're saying is they don't know anything at all about language or linguistics. Not surprising, though. For fuck's sake, words have meaning for a reason, you can't just make up your own meaning for words that have established meanings and you can't just fucking make up words and expect people to understand them and fffffuuuuu-

(end amateur linguist sperging here)
 
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@c-no yes, but as a-loggy as it might be I almost want to do it and then cackle in their faces! Unfortunately it would justify their persecution complex. Sigh.
 
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RecordStoreToughGuy said:
The Chicago manual of Style would like to have a word with you...
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As I said ages ago... English, for the most part, is not constructed to use gender-neutral pronouns. There are languages that do use them. If you want gender-neutral pronouns, speak one of those languages. If this is a bit harsh, I'd point out that by changing English by shoehorning in pronouns that don't fit, you're essentially starting a new language anyway.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
As I said ages ago... English, for the most part, is not constructed to use gender-neutral pronouns. There are languages that do use them. If you want gender-neutral pronouns, speak one of those languages. If this is a bit harsh, I'd point out that by changing English by shoehorning in pronouns that don't fit, you're essentially starting a new language anyway.
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I hear Esperanto is quite nice, though they could always try Lobjan.
 
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Ryan Rash said:
I wonder what SJDs would think of French and German. Both languages don't just have gendered pronouns: they have genders for things like fucking bridges! (The French think them more feminine, while Germans, more masculine)
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They could see one as language of colonist (French had colonies) and Nazi's (No doubt you could have SJW's that think Germans still revere Nazism or something like that).
 
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Ryan Rash said:
I wonder what SJDs would think of French and German. Both languages don't just have gendered pronouns: they have genders for things like fucking bridges! (The French think them more feminine, while Germans, more masculine)
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Now, actually, bridges are referred to with feminine pronouns in German. It's "die Brücke". The way nouns are gendered is pretty arbitrary and there is really no other way to learn it than to memorize it. As a rule of thumb, nouns ending with an "e" or an "e" have the feminine article and feminine pronouns, words ending on "o", "u" are usually masculine, as are words ending on consonants.

But those are guidelines more than actual rules, there are plenty of exceptions there. As I said, you have to memorize it.
 
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