DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019" - most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far

im not sure if hes either lying about having met the cat, or hes too fucking dense to remember meeting the cat. knowing him, it could go either way.

I think @ProvenWrong was right with his guess. Phil most likely wants to forget about Panda Lee and just wants to pretend everything is new to himself and Kat. It's all new, fresh, magical.

I really cannot wait for him to explain this bugged cat mechanic however.
 
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Cat is probably thinking "Look, I found someone lazier than me"
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Yeah... I'd support the fuck out of that Twitch streamer. Finally some quality content.
 
Might seem kinda mundane, but Phil has lied again.

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He has met Sammy with Leanna during this VLOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcK0bHKjbKc @ 1:43.

Not a big issue, but seems like he is trying to make it seem like Leanna and Him were never there.

Weird.
Unless it's Khet posting for Dave, in which case it would be ok. And she's drank the soulmaid koolaid and is already referring to Ma and Pa Burnell as "my parents." I doubt it, but hey, it's a possibility.
 
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I WANNA FUCK HER BRAINS OUT DOOD!
Shocking...who would have seen him uploading tonnes of food. His instagram is nothing but food and videogames, maybe the odd tv show or unusual sight.

Edit: "Classic Italian Pizza"... That pizza, both in the picture and in the 2014 Vinny's visit, looks like it swims in grease. When I think of "Italian Pizza", I think of either the Margharita or Marinara, maybe the one with prosciutto and rocket leaves. not that...
 
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This is the same guy who denies the existence of the chain Panda gave him.

This is also the same guy that played Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo for a decade in the tournament scene and completely forgot nearly all the fundamentals of the game. Like I said, it's a coin toss.
 
Shocking...who would have seen him uploading tonnes of food. His instagram is nothing but food and videogames, maybe the odd tv show or unusual sight.

Edit: "Classic Italian Pizza"... That pizza, both in the picture and in the 2014 Vinny's visit, looks like it swims in grease. When I think of "Italian Pizza", I think of either the Margharita or Marinara, maybe the one with prosciutto and rocket leaves. not that...
Yeah, DSP has no idea what "classic italian" food is. DSP is the jersey shore type of Italian. everything Americanized yet his entire personality is based on being "Italian." I didnt know Polish people were considered italian..
 
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