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Not just dairy. Let's just say, as she stuffs herself with celery & it's juice, get ready for many more TMI videos & shitting stories. It's not going to be pleasant.RIP that toilet ?
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Not just dairy. Let's just say, as she stuffs herself with celery & it's juice, get ready for many more TMI videos & shitting stories. It's not going to be pleasant.RIP that toilet ?
Ah yes, the Cybernetic Ghost of Diet Past From the Future.Poor Chantal. Falling for another grape fast scam. The "medical medium" claims there is an undiscovered group of sodium call "cluster salts" that will clear all your aliments if you drink enough celery juice. The thing is, "cluster salts" have never been observered and are something this guy made up to sell weight loss books. He has no medical or nutritional background, iirc, he's just a psychologist that made an instagram account.View attachment 719610
Ah yes, the Cybernetic Ghost of Diet Past From the Future.
“THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, a giant woman drank celery instead of going to a real doctor!”
Celery salts will cleanse all those thetans and ghosts out of her blood. Ghosts in yer blood retain calories.It's like the scientology of diets.....for dumb deathly fat people.
Chantal is a shorter, dumber, fatter, and more delusional Tom Cruise.
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Another stupid poll. She'll take another stab at holistic healing, eh? 28 day challenge. Gawd, why isn't her fans sick of this shit yet?
Vote count is visible, so vote away Farmers...
So instead of choosing the doctor’s calorie-restricting diet that’s heavy on fruits and veg, she chooses...this calorie-restricting diet that’s heavy on fruit and veg.Here's a "snapshot" of the 28 day cleanse from the ghost doctor's website:
Note: The links are straight from the website, not my additions.
A cleansing beverage before breakfast:
This can be lemon water (that is, lemon squeezed into a glass of water), straight celery juice (see the Medical Medium book for more on this miraculous drink I brought to the world that millions of people across the globe are now drinking every morning), barley grass juice powder mixed into water, cucumber juice, or coconut water with some spirulina in it.
Breakfast:
Make a fruit smoothie, with a recipe such as three bananas, two dates, and a cup of wild blueberries along with some papaya, mango, pears or whatever else you like. Or you could do a green smoothie and include some spinach, kale, cilantro, a couple stocks of celery or a spoonful of barley grass juice powder. You could also use the Heavy Metal Detox smoothie recipe as your breakfast. The goal of this smoothie breakfast is to give your digestive tract a break so you can heal. Consider making a double batch so you can drink the smoothie again for a snack or for another meal if you’d like.
Midmorning:
Make another fruit-based smoothie or drink the second serving of the one you made for breakfast. You have options here, and it’s important that you do not go hungry.
Lunch:
Make a salad with spinach, lettuce and cucumber as the base. Then add foods like papaya, grapes, oranges, grapefruit and mango, along with some orange juice or a small amount of avocado (or the dressing I share in Medical Medium). You could also choose to use a little bit guacamole with lime juice on top instead. You can add items like raw red cabbage, celery, arugula, baby kale, sprouts, scallions and raw cauliflower into your salad if you wish.
Mid-afternoon snack:
Choose some fruit, such as apples, pears, dates, celery sticks or even a spoonful of raw honey as a pickup.
Dinner:
The creamy raw spinach soup recipe I share in Medical Mediumtastes great and will do wonders for your body. When this soup is eaten daily, I’ve seen it turn people’s health around—and especially improve skin and eye conditions—in in countless ways. This spinach soup is blended up so your body can easily digest and absorb all the amazing nutrients.
Evening:
Snack on a piece of fruit, like an apple or a date.
However you work the cleanse, I want to be sure you do not go hungry. Sometimes when people are on a cleanse they end up hardly eating anything. That’s not healthy. That’s not the goal. In fact, eating to little hinders the progress you’ll make. Make sure you stock up with plenty of fruits and vegetables so you can stay satisfied and well fed during the entire cleanse.
It's basically a raw vegan diet. I can't seem to find an illegal pdf of the book online, so I don't know how much more detail the books goes into. It doesn't matter anyway, Chantal will be eating Arby's behind the scenes as usual. If she can manage to maintain her weight or gain while eating solely raw fruits and vegetables I'd be very surprised.
yeah people like to listen to these shocking stories because it's UNUSUAL, not because it's usual, if everyone did these things they wouldn't be interested in hearing about it because it would be mundane and boring .She also truly believes that everyone experiences shit and farts the way she does. She acts like, "Well, it's just a part of life and everyone shits and farts. I'm just brave enough to talk about it and joke about it outright." Sure, everyone has bowel movements and passes gas. No one has ever disputed that.
The fact that she thinks that it's normal for someone to scope out the bathroom situation in every store is the problem. The fact that she REGULARLY suddenly has to have an emergency shit is NOT NORMAL. Normal people don't experience that but for maybe several times in their entire life, most likely when ill. Most people don't have notable farts, and certainly don't have numerous stories featuring their gas and its effects on other people. THAT ISN'T NORMAL.
These are all signs that something is MEDICALLY WRONG with you, Chantal. Talking about these things isn't cute or quirky or some taboo subject only the brave dare to speak about. Other people DO NOT experience these things. The only reason people enjoy the stories is because it's amusing to watch the huge fat woman talk about how insane her digestive system is from all the shit she's constantly eating. The only people who comment "me too!" are OTHER insanely fat people who eat junk food constantly and thus suffer from similar maladies. Christ.
suits her personality then lolI’m going all Mean Girls here but I really don’t get the love/asspats she gets for her makeup in her comments. Her eyebrows are terrible and the high arch look just makes her look like a total bitch.
Did this happen in Grade 9? In Canada it's common to have initiations that involve doing embarrassing things like pushing a penny with your nose while people periodically kick your ass.a popular guy in school dumped another popular girl then asked our gorl out. then he phoned her and asked if she wants to make out after school. the very next day everyone at school was waiting and watching for them to make out. he kissed her, took a look at her tits, then broke up with her because she had big nipples.![]()
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Chantal is getting absolutely bombarded with viewers questioning her judgement, and is busy seeking out asspatters to give hearts to, so she might miss this interesting insight from a viewer who actually tried the magical celery juice plan.
However, knowing Chantal, she would likely dismiss this person's bad experience with the Ghost-Guru because after reading a few influencer testimonials she intuitively knows better than any of her uneducated viewers.
And of course on her poll asking if she should vlog this nonsense, she's hearting those who truly care: those who give platitudes and the ever-helpful "You GO GIRL!!"
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...What exactly does Chantal "got"? Giant cysts? Pre-Diabetes? No self-control? Uncontrollable diarrhea?
Or is this ding-dong really rooting Chantal on for announcing she's decided not to follow expert medical advice and is instead pledging to follow the advice of a lunatic she found on IG?
Amazing. We're only a week into April and we're on track to be wackier than March's Madness! 2019's "Journey to Health" has exceeded all expectations!
Welcome I'm fairly New too it's taken me some time and a few mistakes to get the hang of this place but everyone I've connect with have been a really friendly bunch (even if I have annoyed some lol) I hope you enjoyOk, you did it Chantal. Your ghost nutritionist caused me to create a Kiwi Farms account.
She was especially manic and loud today. She always sounds like she's lecturing/arguing with someone in desperate defense of whatever diet she's on , if it's mountains of fast food or grape seed celery salt ghost fasts. At first it seems that maybe she's arguing with commenters but in reality she's arguing with herself from yesterday, last week, or maybe an hour ago.