Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[ThisWillBeFun]

RIP that toilet ?

Not just dairy. Let's just say, as she stuffs herself with celery & it's juice, get ready for many more TMI videos & shitting stories. It's not going to be pleasant.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Poor Chantal. Falling for another grape fast scam. The "medical medium" claims there is an undiscovered group of sodium call "cluster salts" that will clear all your aliments if you drink enough celery juice. The thing is, "cluster salts" have never been observered and are something this guy made up to sell weight loss books. He has no medical or nutritional background, iirc, he's just a psychologist that made an instagram account.View attachment 719610

Ah yes, the Cybernetic Ghost of Diet Past From the Future.

“THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, a giant woman drank celery instead of going to a real doctor!”

 

[Mr Foster]

Ah yes, the Cybernetic Ghost of Diet Past From the Future.

“THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, a giant woman drank celery instead of going to a real doctor!”

It's like the scientology of diets.....for dumb deathly fat people.

Chantal is a shorter, dumber, fatter, and more delusional Tom Cruise.

 

[AbraCadaver]

It's like the scientology of diets.....for dumb deathly fat people.

Chantal is a shorter, dumber, fatter, and more delusional Tom Cruise.

Celery salts will cleanse all those thetans and ghosts out of her blood. Ghosts in yer blood retain calories.

SO glad she canceled her appt with the doctor to do this instead, what a charlatan he was!

Tbh tho if someone told me in person they were following a diet plan laid out for them by a man who claims to get diet advice from a ghost who lives in the future, I dunno what I would say to that.

Like you can’t even say “well aside from the ghost thing he has good ideas.” It’s like being a holocaust denier or a flat-earther...if you know they believe in that, it colours every other opinion or piece of advice they have. You can’t trust any advice at all about diets from A MAN WHO THINKS HE GETS DIET ADVICE FROM A GHOST WHO LIVES IN THE FUTURE.

I said it before Chantal but get in the boat. Get in the boat or die. Only fewer calories and more moving will help you lose weight.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Another stupid poll. She'll take another stab at holistic healing, eh? 28 day challenge. Gawd, why isn't her fans sick of this shit yet?

Vote count is visible, so vote away Farmers...

 

[SodaLove]

Not even her best friend karatejoe can get on board with that last video

Link he posted:

Goop's "Medical Medium" Anthony William Dispenses Junk Science

How has the Florida-based huckster got away with it for so long?

www.inverse.com

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Another stupid poll. She'll take another stab at holistic healing, eh? 28 day challenge. Gawd, why isn't her fans sick of this shit yet?

Vote count is visible, so vote away Farmers...

Oh ho she’s going to leave comments ON this time!


...for about six hours at most, I’ll wager.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

Here's a "snapshot" of the 28 day cleanse from the ghost doctor's website:

Spoiler: Cleanse Crap

Note: The links are straight from the website, not my additions.

A cleansing beverage before breakfast:
This can be lemon water (that is, lemon squeezed into a glass of water), straight celery juice (see the Medical Medium book for more on this miraculous drink I brought to the world that millions of people across the globe are now drinking every morning), barley grass juice powder mixed into water, cucumber juice, or coconut water with some spirulina in it.

Breakfast:
Make a fruit smoothie, with a recipe such as three bananas, two dates, and a cup of wild blueberries along with some papaya, mango, pears or whatever else you like. Or you could do a green smoothie and include some spinach, kale, cilantro, a couple stocks of celery or a spoonful of barley grass juice powder. You could also use the Heavy Metal Detox smoothie recipe as your breakfast. The goal of this smoothie breakfast is to give your digestive tract a break so you can heal. Consider making a double batch so you can drink the smoothie again for a snack or for another meal if you’d like.

Midmorning:
Make another fruit-based smoothie or drink the second serving of the one you made for breakfast. You have options here, and it’s important that you do not go hungry.

Lunch:
Make a salad with spinach, lettuce and cucumber as the base. Then add foods like papaya, grapes, oranges, grapefruit and mango, along with some orange juice or a small amount of avocado (or the dressing I share in Medical Medium). You could also choose to use a little bit guacamole with lime juice on top instead. You can add items like raw red cabbage, celery, arugula, baby kale, sprouts, scallions and raw cauliflower into your salad if you wish.

Mid-afternoon snack:
Choose some fruit, such as apples, pears, dates, celery sticks or even a spoonful of raw honey as a pickup.

Dinner:
The creamy raw spinach soup recipe I share in Medical Mediumtastes great and will do wonders for your body. When this soup is eaten daily, I’ve seen it turn people’s health around—and especially improve skin and eye conditions—in in countless ways. This spinach soup is blended up so your body can easily digest and absorb all the amazing nutrients.

Evening:
Snack on a piece of fruit, like an apple or a date.

However you work the cleanse, I want to be sure you do not go hungry. Sometimes when people are on a cleanse they end up hardly eating anything. That’s not healthy. That’s not the goal. In fact, eating to little hinders the progress you’ll make. Make sure you stock up with plenty of fruits and vegetables so you can stay satisfied and well fed during the entire cleanse.

It's basically a raw vegan diet. I can't seem to find an illegal pdf of the book online, so I don't know how much more detail the books goes into. It doesn't matter anyway, Chantal will be eating Arby's behind the scenes as usual. If she can manage to maintain her weight or gain while eating solely raw fruits and vegetables I'd be very surprised.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Here's a "snapshot" of the 28 day cleanse from the ghost doctor's website:

Spoiler: Cleanse Crap

Note: The links are straight from the website, not my additions.

A cleansing beverage before breakfast:
This can be lemon water (that is, lemon squeezed into a glass of water), straight celery juice (see the Medical Medium book for more on this miraculous drink I brought to the world that millions of people across the globe are now drinking every morning), barley grass juice powder mixed into water, cucumber juice, or coconut water with some spirulina in it.

Breakfast:
Make a fruit smoothie, with a recipe such as three bananas, two dates, and a cup of wild blueberries along with some papaya, mango, pears or whatever else you like. Or you could do a green smoothie and include some spinach, kale, cilantro, a couple stocks of celery or a spoonful of barley grass juice powder. You could also use the Heavy Metal Detox smoothie recipe as your breakfast. The goal of this smoothie breakfast is to give your digestive tract a break so you can heal. Consider making a double batch so you can drink the smoothie again for a snack or for another meal if you’d like.

Midmorning:
Make another fruit-based smoothie or drink the second serving of the one you made for breakfast. You have options here, and it’s important that you do not go hungry.

Lunch:
Make a salad with spinach, lettuce and cucumber as the base. Then add foods like papaya, grapes, oranges, grapefruit and mango, along with some orange juice or a small amount of avocado (or the dressing I share in Medical Medium). You could also choose to use a little bit guacamole with lime juice on top instead. You can add items like raw red cabbage, celery, arugula, baby kale, sprouts, scallions and raw cauliflower into your salad if you wish.

Mid-afternoon snack:
Choose some fruit, such as apples, pears, dates, celery sticks or even a spoonful of raw honey as a pickup.

Dinner:
The creamy raw spinach soup recipe I share in Medical Mediumtastes great and will do wonders for your body. When this soup is eaten daily, I’ve seen it turn people’s health around—and especially improve skin and eye conditions—in in countless ways. This spinach soup is blended up so your body can easily digest and absorb all the amazing nutrients.

Evening:
Snack on a piece of fruit, like an apple or a date.

However you work the cleanse, I want to be sure you do not go hungry. Sometimes when people are on a cleanse they end up hardly eating anything. That’s not healthy. That’s not the goal. In fact, eating to little hinders the progress you’ll make. Make sure you stock up with plenty of fruits and vegetables so you can stay satisfied and well fed during the entire cleanse.

It's basically a raw vegan diet. I can't seem to find an illegal pdf of the book online, so I don't know how much more detail the books goes into. It doesn't matter anyway, Chantal will be eating Arby's behind the scenes as usual. If she can manage to maintain her weight or gain while eating solely raw fruits and vegetables I'd be very surprised.

So instead of choosing the doctor’s calorie-restricting diet that’s heavy on fruits and veg, she chooses...this calorie-restricting diet that’s heavy on fruit and veg.

Except THIS diet came to us from a ghost from the future, so you KNOW it works better.

I give her one day.

 

[Aldora]

When I saw yesterday that she had deleted her community posts, I knew something good was coming. Never would I have guessed that instead of the normal Chantal binge, that she is going back to her white witches. How many smoothie challenges has Chantal done? How many has she succeeded in? I am not surprised she can’t keep to a doctors diet, she loves food too much to care about getting better.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

I remember one cleanse or juice fast that she hyped up for a week with plans and "research" and then on day one the juicer/blender was on the top shelf and she didn't want to fetch it so the cleanse was postponed.

 

[Igotdigusted]

Raw vegan and Chantal don't match.....it's a recipe that will end up in a massive binge soon.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Chantal is getting absolutely bombarded with viewers questioning her judgement, and is busy seeking out asspatters to give hearts to, so she might miss this interesting insight from a viewer who actually tried the magical celery juice plan.
However, knowing Chantal, she would likely dismiss this person's bad experience with the Ghost-Guru because after reading a few influencer testimonials she intuitively knows better than any of her uneducated viewers.

And of course on her poll asking if she should vlog this nonsense, she's hearting those who truly care: those who give platitudes and the ever-helpful "You GO GIRL!!"

...What exactly does Chantal "got"? Giant cysts? Pre-Diabetes? No self-control? Uncontrollable diarrhea?
Or is this ding-dong really rooting Chantal on for announcing she's decided not to follow expert medical advice and is instead pledging to follow the advice of a lunatic she found on IG?

Amazing. We're only a week into April and we're on track to be wackier than March's Madness! 2019's "Journey to Health" has exceeded all expectations!

 

[Foodie booby]

She also truly believes that everyone experiences shit and farts the way she does. She acts like, "Well, it's just a part of life and everyone shits and farts. I'm just brave enough to talk about it and joke about it outright." Sure, everyone has bowel movements and passes gas. No one has ever disputed that.

The fact that she thinks that it's normal for someone to scope out the bathroom situation in every store is the problem. The fact that she REGULARLY suddenly has to have an emergency shit is NOT NORMAL. Normal people don't experience that but for maybe several times in their entire life, most likely when ill. Most people don't have notable farts, and certainly don't have numerous stories featuring their gas and its effects on other people. THAT ISN'T NORMAL.

These are all signs that something is MEDICALLY WRONG with you, Chantal. Talking about these things isn't cute or quirky or some taboo subject only the brave dare to speak about. Other people DO NOT experience these things. The only reason people enjoy the stories is because it's amusing to watch the huge fat woman talk about how insane her digestive system is from all the shit she's constantly eating. The only people who comment "me too!" are OTHER insanely fat people who eat junk food constantly and thus suffer from similar maladies. Christ.

yeah people like to listen to these shocking stories because it's UNUSUAL, not because it's usual, if everyone did these things they wouldn't be interested in hearing about it because it would be mundane and boring .

I’m going all Mean Girls here but I really don’t get the love/asspats she gets for her makeup in her comments. Her eyebrows are terrible and the high arch look just makes her look like a total bitch.

suits her personality then lol

 

[fatfuck]

"one day i'll be as skinny as asparagus, don't you worry"

edit: haven't watched her droning videos so i'm catching up now. don't know if this was covered but does anyone actually believe anything she says?

to summarize her story, a popular guy in school dumped another popular girl then asked our gorl out. then he phoned her and asked if she wants to make out after school. the very next day everyone at school was waiting and watching for them to make out. he kissed her, took a look at her tits, then broke up with her because she had big nipples.

 

[boyfriend-free girl]

And, enter an Insta-dietitian. Obviously. What Amberlynn fails at, Chantal must fail at too.

Our new cast member is a yoga type sorority girl currently trying to sell the degree she doesn't yet have (in Holistic Health Sciences) to fatties. She is a skinny legend too, obviously.

Welcome to the forums, gorl. Stay safe.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

a popular guy in school dumped another popular girl then asked our gorl out. then he phoned her and asked if she wants to make out after school. the very next day everyone at school was waiting and watching for them to make out. he kissed her, took a look at her tits, then broke up with her because she had big nipples.

Did this happen in Grade 9? In Canada it's common to have initiations that involve doing embarrassing things like pushing a penny with your nose while people periodically kick your ass.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Chantal is getting absolutely bombarded with viewers questioning her judgement, and is busy seeking out asspatters to give hearts to, so she might miss this interesting insight from a viewer who actually tried the magical celery juice plan.
However, knowing Chantal, she would likely dismiss this person's bad experience with the Ghost-Guru because after reading a few influencer testimonials she intuitively knows better than any of her uneducated viewers.

And of course on her poll asking if she should vlog this nonsense, she's hearting those who truly care: those who give platitudes and the ever-helpful "You GO GIRL!!"
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...What exactly does Chantal "got"? Giant cysts? Pre-Diabetes? No self-control? Uncontrollable diarrhea?
Or is this ding-dong really rooting Chantal on for announcing she's decided not to follow expert medical advice and is instead pledging to follow the advice of a lunatic she found on IG?

Amazing. We're only a week into April and we're on track to be wackier than March's Madness! 2019's "Journey to Health" has exceeded all expectations!

Does this commenter not make the connection that Chantal is probably trying this stupidity because she has fantasies of being one of those “paid” influencers? (Granted Chantal is this easily duped too, probably likes this idiot is associated with Gwenth Paltrow’s terrible company Goop. I’m sure Chantal thinks she has much in common with Gwen)

Chantal hears on the grapevine which companies are handing out money to “influencers” and I think shit like this is partly a bid to try and get in on that action or at least associate herself with something that’s supposedly popular among the thin, beautiful, boho hippie crowd that Goop targets.

People may even think she’s a legit paid “influencer” (aka paid promoter) if she’s pimping shit that’s getting bankrolled on IG. I mean people don’t promote that shit for free, right? (Only Chantal does because she’s that dumb)

 

[Foodie booby]

Ok, you did it Chantal. Your ghost nutritionist caused me to create a Kiwi Farms account.

She was especially manic and loud today. She always sounds like she's lecturing/arguing with someone in desperate defense of whatever diet she's on , if it's mountains of fast food or grape seed celery salt ghost fasts. At first it seems that maybe she's arguing with commenters but in reality she's arguing with herself from yesterday, last week, or maybe an hour ago.

Welcome I'm fairly New too it's taken me some time and a few mistakes to get the hang of this place but everyone I've connect with have been a really friendly bunch (even if I have annoyed some lol) I hope you enjoy

 

[Rabbit Bones]

How is any of this shit easier than just eating less? She's in a constant fucking tail spin, pinging from re.tarded idea to re.tarded idea. At this point she's literally trying to take dieting advice from ghosts. As huge as she is... she can still keep eating her beloved processed garbage. She just needs to eat slightly less of it than what she wants to. She could stop making herself feel guilty and humiliating herself with her constant failures just by eating one filet of fish instead of two, or only eating half of Bibi's birthday cake instead of slamming the whole thing into her gullet. I'm just completely flummoxed by this.