The shitty advice thread

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Just A Butt said:
I’ve been here, I have some actual (stupid) good advice!

Search YouTube for “Bass Test”
Connect to a surround-sound system, if possible.
Press play, and leave the house for a while.

EDIT: here. This one is ten hours. That should do it.

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Bass Test 10 Hours

Bass Test for 10 Hours. Test the bass in your speakers...how long can you last
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I tried this with my own shitty neighbors and now my speakers are broken. What do
Glad I couldn't help said:
On this other forum, there is a very serious advice thread that I want to troll. What exceptional questions should I ask?

Ask for a friend, BTW.
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Steal a botched SRS story from reddit and change the details around a little bit. Ask what you should do about the surgeon, your health, and if you can sue. Also mention that you're having trouble getting your totally real lesbian girlfriend to have sex with your new stink ditch and you don't know if you should dump her or not. And ask if anyone knows a surgeon who can reconstruct your horrifying tuberous breasts, including pictures as an example of what you're talking about of course. Watch them squirm trying to be nice about everything.
Your name is Dymand Starlight Destini and you are a real and valid trans woman.
 
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Fat Pikachu said:
I tried this with my own shitty neighbors and now my speakers are broken. What do
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Simple, get better locks so they can't get in when you're out.

I prefer not wearing socks and this is not a problem when wearing shoes and being outside, but I live in a society where everyone takes off their shoes at the door so in new environments this comes off as a bit weird if I forgot to put on a pair. Should I just get a wheelchair so I can have shoes on indoors or is there another way?
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I prefer not wearing socks and this is not a problem when wearing shoes and being outside, but I live in a society where everyone takes off their shoes at the door so in new environments this comes off as a bit weird if I forgot to put on a pair. Should I just get a wheelchair so I can have shoes on indoors or is there another way?
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Cut off your feet. This way you don't have to wear socks OR shoes AND get a wheelchair. Win-win-win. Bonus points if you claim transabled status and get insurance to pay for it.
 
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Just A Butt said:
I’ve been here, I have some actual (stupid) good advice!

Search YouTube for “Bass Test”
Connect to a surround-sound system, if possible.
Press play, and leave the house for a while.

EDIT: here. This one is ten hours. That should do it.

youtu.be

Bass Test 10 Hours

Bass Test for 10 Hours. Test the bass in your speakers...how long can you last
youtu.be youtu.be
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Thanks, now to get a pair of 12" speakers.
 
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What are some red flags I should look for when dating a new person?
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A good personality. Most people develop a good personality to hide the fact that they’re ugly, and obviously no one wants to date an uggo.

Sometimes people appear to be good looking and have a good personality, but these people are usually Photoshopped. When you meet, check the environment around them for signs of distortion.
 
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