DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019" - most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far

Kermit the Frog said:
"Peepul are saying I already met Sammy and showed him in a 2014 vlog from when I was about to move to Washington..."
What's more likely to be Phil's response:
A) "HUH? I don't know what you're talking about. goat laugh"
B) "UM, WRONG. That's a DIFFERENT cat named Sammy, he just looks really similar. So there you go."
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C) "Okay, uuuhm. Apparently. What people don't realize is. Uhm. Their own lifes seem to matter so little, they are so insignificant, that they have to microanalyze any fucking unimportant thing in my fucking life, you know what I mean? Instead of focusing on my pahsitive streams, where I interact with you and we have a generally fun and chill time, they prefer to stalk every detail I ever said. Ouuuuh, oouuuh, Phil said something wraaahng and he meet the cat before ooouh, shut the fuck up! Chuckled laugh. Nobody cares! I mean, uuuuhm, what does it matter, riiiight? It's not like I would care, you know what I mean, because I don't! You have to be a fucking moron to think that what you wrote in the chat would have any significance AT ALL shakes head wildly. I don't try to insult you, I just state my honest opinion. The world isn't black and white, but this is how people act, they should just start to think for themselfs and don't feed in any contraption there is, you know what I mean? But this is the modern age of live streaming, right? Everyone thinks their opinions are so important. They aren't! Huhu. Okay then. Siiigh. Some people are just...

D) I have? Oh, my mistake. I sincerely couldn't remember.
 
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clownpiss said:
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I WANNA FUCK HER BRAINS OUT DOOD!
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As someone who has been in Italy, I can confirm that this is not in any shape or form "authentic" Italian pizza. This looks like the American version of it (bigger and greasier) . But I'm not surpised that in his ignorance, Phil actually strongly believes that this is real Italian food.
 
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BrandNewDetractor said:
As someone who has been in Italy, I can confirm that this is not in any shape or form "authentic" Italian pizza. This looks like the American version of it (bigger and greasier) . But I'm not surpised that in his ignorance, Phil actually strongly believes that this is real Italian food.
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Agree, that is not authentic italian pizza, there are places you can get it, but Phil is a fast food guy and dont wanna waste money on "expensive" restaurants!
 
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bearsintrees said:
Which is a better joke, that he's speedrunning his relationship with Leanna to get a better time with Kat, or that he's abusing online patterns he discovered 5 years ago in the original but still work in the 2019 remaster?
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He's doing the Connecticut Soulmate Trip Redemption Run™. Last time he ragequit on the emergency room level so he has to get his shit together this time. No handholding either.

IMO there's nothing inherently wrong with taking her the same places he took Panda, unless it's some weird sentimental fantasy and he wants to relive the good memories with his ex, who, to her credit, at least looked like she could stand him.

But hey, this is the guy who tells us to 'leave it in the past'. Like he obviously did with Project 7, John and Howard, his helicopter company job, Machinima and the trolls.
 
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Awful Meerkat said:
He's doing the Connecticut Soulmate Trip Redemption Run™. Last time he ragequit on the emergency room level so he has to get his shit together this time. No handholding either.

IMO there's nothing inherently wrong with taking her the same places he took Panda, unless it's some weird sentimental fantasy and he wants to relive the good memories with his ex, who, to her credit, at least looked like she could stand him.

But hey, this is the guy who tells us to 'leave it in the past'. Like he obviously did with Project 7, John and Howard, his helicopter company job, Machinima and the trolls.
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This is something I've noticed about DSP. He has zero originality and innovation. He's doing the exact same thing with Kat as he did with Panda, just because it worked the first time so he figured it'll work the second time as well. This is something we've seen with his recent birthday marathon as well. This year's marathon was basically a copy of last year's marathon. He probably expected to make the same amount of cash this year because it worked well last year. Too bad for him, that's not how it works. People don't want to see the same thing over and over. He's just a boring person with zero interesting ideas, and that's ultimately the only reason why he'll fail as a "content creator" sooner or later. Not because of taxes, trolls or whatever excuse he'll come up with, but because of his own boring self.
 
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Dragoonism said:
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Good to know that he finally have had his "REAL AUTHENTIC ITALIAN PIZZA", but if he have such problems with 3 hours time difference he should avoid Europe as it is 8-10 hours difference!
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1/3 of a sentence dedicated to spending time with his parents, gets equal space as and less emphasis than "REAL PIZZA." 2 sentences dedicated to bitching about timezones. What a joy it must be being around Phil. There must be something to complain about, the good can never make up for the bad, it's all about his problems. Priorities!
 
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Dragoonism said:
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Good to know that he finally have had his "REAL AUTHENTIC ITALIAN PIZZA", but if he have such problems with 3 hours time difference he should avoid Europe as it is 8-10 hours difference!
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So he thinks that the only "REAL PIZZA" is from the east coast? It might be the only style he likes but there are some better. I like CHicago style pizza and California pizza is damn good if you know where to go and it's not as greasy as that shit. California pizza is probably the closest to authentic Italian style. Anyway, glad to see Phil still found time to drink his Mountain Dew Kickstart lol.
 
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Dragoonism said:
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Good to know that he finally have had his "REAL AUTHENTIC ITALIAN PIZZA", but if he have such problems with 3 hours time difference he should avoid Europe as it is 8-10 hours difference!
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3 hours, ok not great, but easily dealt with. Just force yourself to stay awake a couple extra hours and then zonk out in bed at a reasonable time.

Those 8 to 10 hour flights are a bit of a pain, lots of coffee maybe a short 30 min nap for some energy. It's easy to get over tbh if you are not a complete sped.
 
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WeeblesWobble said:
So he thinks that the only "REAL PIZZA" is from the east coast? It might be the only style he likes but there are some better. I like CHicago style pizza and California pizza is damn good if you know where to go and it's not as greasy as that shit. California pizza is probably the closest to authentic Italian style. Anyway, glad to see Phil still found time to drink his Mountain Dew Kickstart lol.
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What rubs me the wrong way is actully that he uses the word "real", what is "real pizza"?
A better word would have been genuine, but genuine pizza you will only get in Naples Italy, what he gets is a italian style American pizza and not a "real" Italian pizza as he claims it is, adding to that, as said before, he is a fast food guy so he goes to a small simple fast food pizzeria that at best is run by 3-4th generation italian immigrants, but more likely americans of various other heritages, that are more in to the american way of food than original italian!
 
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Slimy Time said:
3 hours, ok not great, but easily dealt with. Just force yourself to stay awake a couple extra hours and then zonk out in bed at a reasonable time.

Those 8 to 10 hour flights are a bit of a pain, lots of coffee maybe a short 30 min nap for some energy. It's easy to get over tbh if you are not a complete sped.
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3 hours is nothing, you get rid off that over one night.
Phil would die if he took any of the 9-20 hour flights to Europe.
 
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HerrKlicks said:
The real power move would be doing it in his office. Tho ParanoidSydePhil probably locks it.
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The one and only move that counts, the Goutsmans move, would be for her to do it in his workspace (if she and Tyrone can cope with Daves dried bodily fluids on his love seat) LIVE on an unannounced stream with playing Shaggys "It wasn't me" in the background and sending him a video of it afterwards, while crying "Look what your dirty detractors came up with! This is your fault! I never felt so humilated and missused before and it is all because of you! sob" on the phone to him.

Now that would make for an interresting cliffhanger for the first half of this season.
 
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