Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Long time lurker]

She never elaborated on what the appointment was for and I assumed it was a doctor's follow up (silly me).

I wouldn't put much stock on something this vague. Chances are she was lying about the whole thing and the paper was for Becky to draw on.

Going by past behavior, Amber is only this vague about things when the events were fabricated - the kitten Becky's family took in, the audition she had last year...

 

[Twinkie]

Don't worry, she gained a lot of it back immediately after hitting her weight goal.

To return on topic, if there's any interest I can gather the most notable of her recent tweets, which are mostly quite boring. Since becoming bedbound she spends a ton of time on there

If you have a bunch of tweets would you mind spoiler tagging them, for us gorls with potato internet?

 

[alittlebifurious]

Apparently it's happened a bunch of times and they don't give a shit. They clock the fatness and are like 'yeah, ok, whatever.'

I believe on the playground they call this "seeya, wouldn't wanna be ya."

 

[Damaged Goods]

If you have a bunch of tweets would you mind spoiler tagging them, for us gorls with potato internet?

I gotchu gorl!

Spoiler: tweets (28 images)

Much ambition

Oh so she does have some self-awareness after all

I shower EVERY day guise

Of course you can, gorl!

Imagine not knowing how to spell your favorite wridurrr's name. It's Picoult, Amber.

Ok, maybe I shouldn't have said she's not ambitious

Is English at the top of the list? Because it should be.

On (live?) weigh-ins and lying about her weight:

So instead of checking and making sure she's taking care of her body she'll just do nothing. But thanks, boo boo!

On her appearance in Eric's latest vlog:

She finally addressed the terrifying video of her bellowing in the background of one of Eric's vlogs!!!

And the awkward cereal video!

 

[literally low-key]

If I watch an Amber video here, instead of youtube, am I still giving her a view? There were no ads on the video i watched.

 

[Long time lurker]

If I watch an Amber video here, instead of youtube, am I still giving her a view? There were no ads on the video i watched.

I think so, yes.

 

[mekalekahi]

She finally addressed the terrifying video of her bellowing in the background of one of Eric's vlogs!!!
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And the awkward cereal video!
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Yeah no... She was yelling and banging the wall. Also didn't she say before that was them howling with Twinkie or something?

Anyone with 2 eyes can tell Amber was badgering Becky in that cereal video, why would you be whispering and aggressivly pointing at her and looking to see who's watching you? Becky even says "what's that over there" to warn Amber that Eric's behind her lol. Nice glimpse into there relationship.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

It's slightly unnerving how well she plays this character. It's almost convincing.

If you were raised in a trailer ignored by your tweaker parents and then shuffled through the foster system, it's rejection after rejection and abuse upon abuse. She manufactured a happy persona to present to the outside world so she can at least pretend she wasn't neglected, beaten or touched in a bad place during her formative years. The only thing: she resents when people can see through it like grandma's underpants.

 

[Twinkie]

If I watch an Amber video here, instead of youtube, am I still giving her a view? There were no ads on the video i watched.

Yes but if that bothers you, there are a few re-upload channels currently. Ambeast is one, I forget the other

 

[Whatthefuck]

If you were raised in a trailer ignored by your tweaker parents and then shuffled through the foster system, it's rejection after rejection and abuse upon abuse. She manufactured a happy persona to present to the outside world so she can at least pretend she wasn't neglected, beaten or touched in a bad place during her formative years. The only thing: she resents when people can see through it like grandma's underpants.

Now, I'll say this. I don't doubt her childhood was rough, but so were a lot of people's. She can't use that as a crutch forever. She has the means to get mental help and get whatever it is that's caused her to become this thing we see before us. She staunchly refuses. That's why folks get so irritated with her. People who've had it as bad or maybe even worse work normal 9 to 5's, have families, have friends, have hobbies. There's simply no excuse that she's never even really tried. I could understand it if she was actively in therapy and still struggling, that's totally normal. Most folks take a while to move past trauma or have that self awareness breakthrough. That could be truly inspiring if she did just that and whatever with the weightloss until that's in the process of being addressed.

She doesn't want help. She wants asspats and free money. That's it.

 

[Twinkie]

I don't care what happened to her in childhood, nobody needs "help" with hygeine once they become an adult, unless they are legit mentally rextarded. You don't need it explained to you that it's gross to have filthy hands and nails. She knows. She doesn't care. Some people (a lot of people actually) are just dirty fucking pigs and it's not any deeper than that.

 

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[New & Improved Username]

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Is it more embarrassing to sit on 2 chairs or to sit on one but have enough blubber to make up 2 extra humans hanging off to either side?

 

[Whatthefuck]

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Uh oh...do I smell Cuntylynn getting ready to emerge from the shadows? I think I do!

 

[ADHD]

Isn't the arrow pointing to a chair at a small table behind her? I'm not sure what this is supposed to be showing. Obviously she couldn't fit at the smaller table.

 

[Damaged Goods]

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Isn't the arrow pointing to a chair at a small table behind her? I'm not sure what this is supposed to be showing. Obviously she couldn't fit at the smaller table.

Yeah, I didn't include that one because I thought it was kinda dumb. It's supposed to show how small the chairs are and therefore if she couldn't sit in the one behind her she must have needed two of those

 

[ADHD]

Yeah, I didn't include that one because I thought it was kinda dumb. It's supposed to show how small the chairs are and therefore if she couldn't sit in the one behind her she must have needed two of those

Some restaurants have different size chairs to accommodate the obese. I'd assumed Amber would be sitting in one of those chairs.

I believe Amber when she said she would be too humiliated to have to use two chairs. If a place doesn't have a chair or booth that can accommodate her ass, she's not going to eat there.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Yes, which is exactly what she said on twitter

 

[Whatthefuck]

Some restaurants have different size chairs to accommodate the obese. I'd assumed Amber would be sitting in one of those chairs.

I believe Amber would be too humiliated to have to use two chairs. If a place doesn't have a chair or booth that can accommodate her ass, she's not going to eat there.

Agreed. Her ego would not allow that for one instant.

 

[clusterfuckk]

If you were raised in a trailer ignored by your tweaker parents and then shuffled through the foster system, it's rejection after rejection and abuse upon abuse. She manufactured a happy persona to present to the outside world so she can at least pretend she wasn't neglected, beaten or touched in a bad place during her formative years. The only thing: she resents when people can see through it like grandma's underpants.

I believe some of Hamber’s ‘abuse’ and ‘neglect’ stories are embellished if not made up entirely