Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,522
I don't want to read all that, is there a TLDR or is it just blah blah rainbows?

Person: Amber, I'm concerned that you put too much worth in the words of others, positive or negative. Change comes from within and I want the best for you - please seek help and focus on yourself!

Amber: It's okay to have different opinions, and I know what works for me (:

Person: Amber please you're in a really dire place and I'm afraid for you!

Amber: Have a nice night! (:

:story:
 
I believe Amber when she said she would be too humiliated to have to use two chairs. If a place doesn't have a chair or booth that can accommodate her ass, she's not going to eat there.

Agreed. It’s a restaurant in Bumfuck, Kentucky. I’m sure they know their clientele.
 

My god that whole self righteous “it’s okay if you disagree with me my child I’m still better than you” attitude is so infuriating
 
Person: “Holy hell Amber, you’re on fire! Stop drop and roll, quick!”

Amber: “Well everyone has their opinions and their way of doing things, but personally I don’t react well to being yelled at like you’re doing right now. I need kindness and support.”

Person: “You are literally being engulfed in flames, woman!”

Amber: “I have a lot of things going on in my life that aren’t just me being on fire, you know. I don’t show you everything I’ve been through. I have friends and a life outside of being on fire.”

Person: “PUT YOURSELF OUT, YOU STUPID BINT”

Amber: “Have a nice night. (:”
 
It looks like her subs made a decent recovery yesterday. People must love a good Cryinglynn video.
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Concerned rando: Hey, gorl. You’re dying and you shouldn’t rely on anyone but yourself to lose weight-

Amber: Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.
 
Concerned rando: Hey, gorl. You’re dying and you shouldn’t rely on anyone but yourself to lose weight-

Amber: Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.
Im loving the summed up conversations of the random and amber, it’s laughable.

Random follower: “I’m concerned for you, because based on the past years of encouragement from your followers you have not been able to lose weight successfully.”

Amber: “We have different opinions, hate doesn’t help, I need encouragement!”

Random follower: “Yes, I know but in 2018 this same exact situation happened. Weight loss should be solely from within not for validation.”

Amber: “We have different opinions, you’re very negative, and I’m just talking in circles, now, good day! :)

Random follower: “I’m sorry if this sounds negative because the situation you’re in is very negative, I’m just very concerned for you.”
 
this infuriated me:
One of Amber’s viewers sent me this conversation they had with her last night. Her new attitude is so consistent (sorry if out of order, on mobile):

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28 years of emotional abuse??
SO FUCKING WHAT?
So 28 years of "abuse" is supposed to justify you being a total cunt and all around piece of shit person? An excuse for you to be so god damn helpless you can't put down the food just ONE TIME? She truly has no concept of anything besides herself and even that is lacking. I just can't :story:
 
Concerned viewer: you have gained weight regardless of positive or negative feedback so clearly the issue is you and not your audience and I hope you chose to start losing weight
Cuntylynn: my opinion is that negative feedback is bad and positive feedback will help me lose weight
Concerned/annoyed viewer: I just said you gained weight despite having tons of positive feedback just like when you get negative feedback. Shows proof
Cuntylynn: ignores point : )
[Repeat]
Cuntylynn: I have been abused and need only positive feedback, it's the only thing that will cause me to lose weight and curse you for making me go around in circles
Annoyed viewer: ???
Cuntylynn: : ))))

Man this girl doesn't fail to disappoint in the cunty department
 
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