2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[Wing Zero]

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"It was SUCH a secret that I lied about needing tax money so I could afford the trip and marriage! ACK ACK ACK ACK!"

 

[Draza]

Honestly, he is probably paranoid of being alone again, likely regrets not marrying her / ignoring leannas needs believing she'd never leave.
If this is true, he is probably just trying to correct a mistake.

Correcting a mistake, by doing a bigger one. What a fucking idiot.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Talk about a slap in the face of fans. No shame.

"Ack ack tax money wasn't real it was for a marriage so it's not a big deal huuurduuur."

 

[Breezy]

I have a feeling this won't end well.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Ho-leeee fuckkkk....

 

[Hungerdunger]

I have a feeling this won't end well.

I'm not convinced it even started well.

 

[Violence Jack]

I have a feeling this won't end well.

seriously if he gets phil hartmanned can we still make fun of him?

 

[FamicomGorby]

So should we start a pool for how long this is gonna last? I'm saying 100 to 1 that this lasts past a year before the divorce saga starts up.

 

[James Smith]

So should we start a pool for how long this is gonna last? I'm saying 100 to 1 that this lasts past a year before the divorce saga starts up.

I fuckin' got you bro.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

Also, hope he has fun explaining his fans, why he lied about his taxes since december last year.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

Is this asshole for real?

I have a feeling this won't end well.

Last time i saw a let's player getting married it ended up with cuckoldry and a shitshow

 

[Wing Zero]

Also, hope he has fun explaining his fans, why he lied about his taxes since december last year.

Let's be honest - 95% of them are too stupid to bother connecting the dots.

 

[HappyScottGamer]

But I thought he said she would leave him if he lost the house or if the money situation got any worse. If we are to believe him, this is the worst it has ever been. Plus someone needs to tell her to tone it down on the make up.

 

[tamago]

I'm out of the loop here, but didn't he break up with Leanna not that long ago? I swear it has been a little more than a year, so I'm assuming they have not been dating for very long. In my opinion I don't understand why he would rush into marriage so hard unless he's trying to make Leanna jealous or because he is just retarded.

I'm leaning towards the latter though.

 

[Richardo Retardo]

You know what, good for him. I hope it works out, makes him genuinely happy, and finally get's him to grow up.
Also if (*when) he fucks it all up, it'll generate a lot of kwality kontent.

 

[Just_living]

I'm out of the loop here, but didn't he break up with Leanna not that long ago? I swear it has been a little more than a year, so I'm assuming they have not been dating for very long. In my opinion I don't understand why he would rush into marriage so hard unless he's trying to make Leanna jealous or because he is just exceptional.

I'm leaning towards the latter though.

May of 2017 was they broke up. According to Kat's ex, DSP and Kat started talking in June of that year.

 

[chicken wings]

He wouldn't marry Leanna, who truly loved him, but he married the rebound who cheated on her boyfriend.

You take what you can get. They're both blasting off into infertility.

 

[Salubrious]

So should we start a pool for how long this is gonna last? I'm saying 100 to 1 that this lasts past a year before the divorce saga starts up.

See, I think it will last a few years because they're already going into it as a marriage of convenience. It's not like there is a downhill to get to.

I'm out of the loop here, but didn't he break up with Leanna not that long ago? I swear it has been a little more than a year, so I'm assuming they have not been dating for very long. In my opinion I don't understand why he would rush into marriage so hard unless he's trying to make Leanna jealous or because he is just exceptional.

I'm leaning towards the latter though.

I think they broke up in May 2017, so almost two years ago.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Man, what an idiot. Give me 3 Leanna's. She has an attitude and didn't take any shit. So he refuses to marry her, only to marry the first woman he can put under his thumb.

SO pathetic. Such a fuckng beta.

Also, shouldn't that be 2019, and 2018?

 

[chicken wings]

Correcting a mistake, by doing a bigger one. What a fucking idiot.

Waiting for the possible #savemefromalimony fundraiser.