2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

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well color me surprised. congratulations to the bride and groom! there must be some beasting laws in CT I'm not familiar with. I guess it's illegal in washington to marry a horse.

and speaking of the horse, she's looking a little pudgy in the mid-section. FILLY jr. is on his way! what's the offspring of a pig horse crossbreed look like?
 
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PenskeMaterial said:
If this isn't a late April Fools joke then he's a bigger idiot than I thought.

He wouldn't marry Leanna, who truly loved him, but he married the rebound who cheated on her boyfriend.

Jesus, Dave, the fuck is wrong with you?

Still, it's an interesting development and I look forward for what the writers have in mind for this arc.
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The writers must have something massive in store because this is right out of left field considering the current situation of him melting down about needing like 17k. This shit actually is like the "Sure thing" guy marrying the side chick.

SoapQueen1 said:
Remember DSP refused to marry Leanna because of the financial situation he was in.

Now he allegedly owes $16K in priority debt but this is fine.

It's definitely not like he's trying to one-up his relationship with Leanna at all.
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I went and did some looking and saw all the people congratulating him and I'm thinking these people must forget everything every 24 hours because it's like a new episode of a sitcom where something wacky and random happens each episode. He was freaking out over wanting nearly 20k because of debt but an unknown wedding (Which costs money and he told nobody about) is ok despite those tax collecting boogiemen breathing down his neck.
 
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AnonymousDimwit said:
$250 from Planetcuck who says "Hey Phil, here's some money to help you and your new bride! I remember when I was married a while ago. Cheers!"
Philth: Uh well thanks so much PlanetJeff! I appreciate that
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Superblindman already congratulated on twitter. Not mad that he dropped money on taxes, not mad that he got scammed.
He even tagged his autistic wife in the tweet. This world man, this world.

So, real quick. When he tweeted that ?, was he drunk because of some boys night out he had with his dad before the wedding?

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If people actually start reporting him to Twitch for donation scamming and begging, can he actually get fucked? I'm not versed with any of that, and have just seen that some people are bringing it up.
 
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Ratko_Falco said:
Don't worry Phil, we'll get the last chuckle when Kat divorce rapes you.
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With his supposed financial issues one wonders what in the fuck was going through her head in agreeing with this. Either she is oblivious to it (Again how could she as she lives with the prick) or maybe he somehow made a convincing lie to her
WeeblesWobble said:
Wait wait wait. So this man doesn't see his family for five years and the only time he comes home is to marry some woman he's known for a year?:story:
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He made it seem like so much work to go see his parents that probably have very little contact with him but this ghost of a woman is perfectly ok to do an under the radar marriage then post it to his nobody fans because he wants to be congratulated by strangers who he asks for money from to fuel his issues because he's nearing 40 but can't even do his own taxes.
 
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Mr.Downer said:
darksydephil Jr. one day?
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You know how little kids will sometimes argue over their dads, like whose dad is cooler, just hanging out? If DSP has kids, his kid is gonna be made fun of so fucking hard and be so embarrassed.

"Yeah my dad makes potentially 6 figures!"

"Oh wow what does he do, is he a lawyer, a doctor, an astronaut, a famous athlete?"

"Naw he sits on his ass and begs from money for kids while sucking at video games he's grown to hate years ago; he's arrogant, he hates his choices deep down, drinks a lot, and married mostly out of convenience and also to show the haters. They paid for his wedding so we didnt lose the house!"

"Oh WOOOOOOOW dude, soo cool!"
 
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Noob-Noob said:
You guys should go read the comments under Phil's "announcement" tweet. His entire echo chamber choir screaming in jubilation over their master's giant, blatant fucking lie. They could care less about where there money actually went.
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It honestly shocks me that they're so gullible, and I feel stupid about it. There is no end to the disgust I feel for society.
 
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BusyMaribo said:
You gotta be a special kind of stupid to not fall for the tax scam once, but twice, then not be mad that you got scammed twice, His fans deserve the shit Phil gives them...
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I would be PISSED if I gave him a single cent for his taxes and this dude runs off and gets married. It makes sense why he wasn't too worried when his burfday marathon flopped. He got a few grand and had more than enough for a small wedding (including tux rental and wedding dress which could be easily over a grand for the dress itself and tailoring).

Congratulations Misses Katherine Burnell. :stress:
 
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BusyMaribo said:
You gotta be a special kind of stupid to not fall for the tax scam once, but twice, then not be mad that you got scammed twice, His fans deserve the shit Phil gives them...
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I'm not a psychiatrist but I honestly think these para-social "relationships" that streamers develop with their lonely viewers are purely exploitative and monetize the loneliness these poor souls feel. These lonely fucks throw money at streamers to make them feel like they're "friends." It's most prevalent and obvious with people throwing money at thots to get attention from some camwhore. I don't even feel bad anymore for the idiots who keep on throwing money at Phil since they are willfully ignorant of the obvious truth that they're getting used. They want to be taken advantage of since it gives them some pathetic, artificial validation for being a "good person."
 
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WeeblesWobble said:
I would be PISSED if I gave him a single cent for his taxes and this dude runs off and gets married. It makes sense why he wasn't too worried when his burfday marathon flopped. He got a few grand and had more than enough for a small wedding (including tux rental and wedding dress which could be easily over a grand for the dress itself and tailoring).

Congratulations Misses Katherine Burnell.
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Makes me wonder if these "kids" know how marriage wants works. My brother had a small wedding ceremony and it ain't cheap but in no way a giant banquet in a church meaning he had some money to spend despite how much he wouldn't shut the fuck up and crying about how poor he was to the world and how hard it is to play games for the internet and masses who don't even like him. He's sitting up here getting all this money yet people act like none of this money actually exists for him to use or he'll use it the way they think he says he will.

How many times do you have to touch the stove before you realize it's hot

But sure they can pat him on the back and act like this is a big day for him but to me he probably thinks he can get finanical benefits from being married or at least get the tax guys to lay off a bit as now he can cry he's married so he can get some slack cut off. Everything Phil does has a bottomline it ain't for the pleasure of him actually loving this women it's been a year and I bet even he knows very little about her besides she cooks and cleans for him and plays Overwatch when not working a real person's job. This ain't me being salty because he's technically married in fact him getting married should piss more people off but instead his fans will brush it aside and give him more money for him to work and do fucking nothing besides act as if he's just like them.
 
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Windows 98 said:
well color me surprised. congratulations to the bride and groom! there must be some beasting laws in CT I'm not familiar with. I guess it's illegal in washington to marry a horse.

and speaking of the horse, she's looking a little pudgy in the mid-section. FILLY jr. is on his way! what's the offspring of a pig horse crossbreed look like?
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