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Now that I think about it didn't he only know kat for like a year and a half and now all of a sudden they get married? Why did he have to rush to get married so badly?
Relationship redemption run.
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Now that I think about it didn't he only know kat for like a year and a half and now all of a sudden they get married? Why did he have to rush to get married so badly?
Gross speculation time!
She forced DSP to marry her so she has access to his material goods(i.e. his house and finances)to take during the divorce proceedings. Pandalee was a gold digger but Khet most definetly is a house wrecking one. Example: her ex. The writers for this Arc are gonna end this with phil losing half his shit, covered in gin and debt aith nothing but a shotgun and 2 shells in his hand. Feel bad him. Really do.
everything he does and has exists to be flauntedKat is pretty much at this point his beard to flaunt at everyone. It's just so pathetic and childish to see a "grown" man do this to get back at all the "haters" who pretty much live rent free in his head. He married not because he loved her, he did it to flaunt his oversized pathetic ego.
Kat is pretty much at this point his beard to flaunt at everyone. It's just so pathetic and childish to see a "grown" man do this to get back at all the "haters" who pretty much live rent free in his head. He married not because he loved her, he did it to flaunt his oversized pathetic ego.
Tinfoil hat time:
Timeline: Halloween
Scenario: Mr. Burnell gets emotional because the trolls ran his girlfriend off the stream and sent her out into the night crying.
Reason this is odd: Mr Burnell's reaction was visibly weird. He wasn't his normal: "Damn you trolls you all suck" type of personality for the first part. He took a while to come into it, as if he was dazed by something. The best part I can think of to point this out is when he went to drink through that straw thing without his beard (Tevin made a comment about how he looked like a small child sipping at it). Maybe his mind was occupied elsewhere?
Timeline: Christmas Begathon
Scenario: For once, Mr. Burnell legitimately looks panicked. He didn't get enough money and he wants it, which is usual, but his 'MUH DEPRESSHUUNNN' nonsense after drinking his "Santa's Butt" was either some good acting or some actual human emotion for once.
Reason this is Odd: Usually Mr. Burnell is angry when he doesn't get money. He could be playing the pity card (he is good at that) but this doesn't play into my :autistic: theory so we're ignoring it.
Timeline: Post-Christmas Sickness
Scenario: Due to 'Extreme Choking' Mr. Burnell takes an entire week off. A whole week off of work for what can only be described as a minor sickness (by normal human standards).
Reason this is Odd: Money-hungry Burnell would usually jump right from one failed begathon to the next in order to capitalize off of maximum pity bux. This time, that did not happen.
Timeline: MUST GO SEE PARENTS IN APRIL
Scenario: Parents are sick and dying (wait no, actually they're fine you mentally ill stalker nudnik) and Phil and Kat MUST go see them in April. It has to be April. April is the month in which is MUST be.
Reason this is Odd: Money-hungry Burnell avoids a chance to tard cum pitybux from autistic fans right up to his tax deadline (an opportunity which he could not possibly miss out on last year.
Speculation:
On Halloween, Kat says something to the effect of "How could you let them treat your future wife that way??" Mr. Burnell is forced to consider a timeline in which his "OMG we're soulmates guiz" propaganda is actually true. He is visibly shook by this revelation.
Around Christmas, Kat tells him she's pregnant. His desperate pity streams and wide-eyed depression are a result of him considering his confirmed old bachelor life coming to an end.
After Christmas, Mr. Burnell takes time off to sit down and talk to Kat about what they're going to do about it. Maybe he wants her to get rid of it (Kat is sleeping on the couch now guys) maybe he just finds it hard to cope with the idea.
Around new Year's, Mr. Burnell tells his parents. They demand to see her, to get to know their future grandchild's mother. Of course they're oldschool so there's no question about it: the two of them MUST get married ASAP. It must be now because by that time it will have been ~24-26 weeks. Much longer and flying will pose a potential risk to the child.
Proof? I have none. Holes? This theory has many. But look into the eyes of this man, truly take a look. Does he look happy? Does he look proud? I think he looks resigned to his fate, knowing that he is now locked into this situation. There are no extra lives, there is no cheese to be had. He is now Darksydedad and his comfortable little life is forever in shambles.
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This, to me, is the smile of the man who is dying of frostbite, of the man who is watching his life's work crumble, the man who is watching the world burn around him. "Oh well, I tried my best. No shame in accepting the inevitable" these eyes seem to say. Godspeed your poor, poor bastard.
Quickening comes in around 18-20 weeks and that's when you'd get indisputable outward appearance to my knowledge.I like the analysis but I have to question the main hypothesis: that Khet is pregnant.
Can we get some the ladies on this forum to do some autistic-detective-CSI level analysis on that picture and see if Khet could be pregnant?
To be honest, after he just blindsided us with this marriage proposal, I wouldn't count Khet being in early pregnancy right now.
Here's what's on my mind since the news have landed today: why did Phil rush into a marriage iwth someone who he's known for a little over a year and wouldn't commit with someone who he knew for approximately 5 years? Was his relationship with Leanna that bad? Now I'm curious as to how much in shambles his relationship with his last chick truly was.
I feel like Panda was antagonistic enough to Phil that he couldn't handle her. Not in an abusive way, but just in a sassy way and Phil always looked lost when she gave him shit on stream. I would imagine he really didn't like being sassed on his own stream.Here's what's been on my mind since the news have landed today: why did Phil rush into a marriage with someone who he's known for a little over a year and wouldn't commit with someone who he knew for approximately 5 years? Was his relationship with Leanna that bad? Now I'm curious as to how much in shambles his relationship with his last chick truly was.
I look forward to the endless bitches he pitches when he has to address the baby monitor in the room. Even better if they have a fight about it "interrupting his work".I'm late to the party but a court house wedding is like what, $75? His parents probably covered that too.
We may have a New Year's baby on our hands if they get at it tonight and it arrives a little early... Another mouth to feed would be an incredible arc for 2020.
Here's what's been on my mind since the news have landed today: why did Phil rush into a marriage with someone who he's known for a little over a year and wouldn't commit with someone who he knew for approximately 5 years? Was his relationship with Leanna that bad? Now I'm curious as to how much in shambles his relationship with his last chick truly was.
I look forward to the endless bitches he pitches when he has to address the baby monitor in the room. Even better if they have a fight about it "interrupting his work".
I really hope it's a "oops she's knocked up" wedding.
We live rent free in his head