Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[AbraCadaver]

this infuriated me:


28 years of emotional abuse??
SO FUCKING WHAT?
So 28 years of "abuse" is supposed to justify you being a total cunt and all around piece of shit person? An excuse for you to be so god damn helpless you can't put down the food just ONE TIME? She truly has no concept of anything besides herself and even that is lacking. I just can't

Excuse you, they were EMOTIONAL BEATINGS. Sounds a lot more violent and dramatic.

Or it sounds like Amber lying on the floor crying while someone stands over her and yells “PUNCH! PUNCH! SLAP! KAPOW!!” at her.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

IIRC, Amber mentioned at least two (and also living in a home(? orphanage?). And yes, she did mention that at least one of her foster mothers was in contact with her after she aged out.

There's been at least two, the one who bought her the latest weight watchers membership, suupposivily, and there was also the one with the mom who supposively pushed her down a flight of stairs. I think there was another one too, because didn't one family decide to take her younger brother but not her or her older brother? Or were both the younger brothers put into closed adoptions? I can't keep all the lies straight.

 

[marjoram]

There's been at least two, the one who bought her the latest weight watchers membership, suupposivily, and there was also the one with the mom who supposively pushed her down a flight of stairs. I think there was another one too, because didn't one family decide to take her younger brother but not her or her older brother? Or were both the younger brothers put into closed adoptions? I can't keep all the lies straight.

Big Al has 3 younger brothers. The 2 youngest had closed adoptions. There were a least 2 foster families; Al moved on to another one while the brother stayed where they had been.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Big Al has 3 younger brothers. The 2 youngest had closed adoptions. There were a least 2 foster families; Al moved on to another one while the brother stayed where they had been.

Is AL the oldest? So Tony, and two much younger brothers? Tony was never adopted right?

 

[marjoram]

Yup, Big Al's the oldest; Tony (who Big Al says abused her soooo badly, but she's forgiven him) is the next oldest and was never adopted. Don't think the 2 youngest were much younger, Al said she went into foster care at 8 or 9 (she's said bolth ages) with Tony, so I guess the other two were under 5....

 

[Long time lurker]

There's been at least two, the one who bought her the latest weight watchers membership, suupposivily, and there was also the one with the mom who supposively pushed her down a flight of stairs. I think there was another one too, because didn't one family decide to take her younger brother but not her or her older brother? Or were both the younger brothers put into closed adoptions? I can't keep all the lies straight.

IIRC it was a case worker who bought WW for her. One of the foster mothers paid for plane tickets so Amber could go visit her family.

The two younger brothers...tbh, I don't believe they exist. No one in that family, except from Amber ever mentions them. This is the one thing I'd like to ask her aunt about.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Yup, Big Al's the oldest; Tony (who Big Al says abused her soooo badly, but she's forgiven him) is the next oldest and was never adopted. Don't think the 2 youngest were much younger, Al said she went into foster care at 8 or 9 (she's said bolth ages) with Tony, so I guess the other two were under 5....

I know AL has said that she can recall holding one of her little brothers as a baby, and said she rescued one from being tangled up in the cord of the miniblinds, a story Aunt Tammy cannot confirm. So I'm confused as to when the two youngest were taken, unless it was Tony who was caught in the blinds, but I doubt that.

 

[marjoram]

I know AL has said that she can recall holding one of her little brothers as a baby, and said she rescued one from being tangled up in the cord of the miniblinds, a story Aunt Tammy cannot confirm. So I'm confused as to when the two youngest were taken, unless it was Tony who was caught in the blinds, but I doubt that.

Yeah, it is confusing--mostly because the stories keep changing all the time--which the truth tends not to do. Which, I think, is the bottom line...never believe Big Al about anything, ever. She is the poster child for a lying liar who lies; which is one of the few things about her that HAS been proven....repeatedly.

 

[bev]

Man, she's trying so hard to reinstate the cycle to get new subs. At this point enough people know about her and her patterns that doing damage control is a lot harder than it used to be. She tried to default to her, "Pretend like nothing happened," strategy--it failed. So now she's going the ultravictim Humblynn route bc she can't have anyone realize how much she's been purposely lying. I mean, in two days she pretty much confirmed that she's been lying about her weight and has been bed bound/unable to shower/perform any daily activities without addressing her hardheaded claims that she lives a fulfilling life and is capable to do regular tasks. Not being to be able to walk for a full minute didn't bother her at all and she accepted her fate with pride but now suddenly she wants everyone to think she had an epiphany overnight lmao. Girl's going to be so mentally exhausted after all this, no amount of food will be able to satiate her

 

[ZapThePickle]

God the ass pats and circle jerk on her twitter is getting old....

Edited cuz me no words well

 

[Probably your mom]

Excuse you, they were EMOTIONAL BEATINGS. Sounds a lot more violent and dramatic.

Or it sounds like Amber lying on the floor crying while someone stands over her and yells “PUNCH! PUNCH! SLAP! KAPOW!!” at her.

that's how she and necky have sex

 

[ADHD]

Showerthought: Do you guys think Amber scheduled her supposed weigh in (we'll find out in a few hours whether she goes through with it) to coincide with the day of Ambercon on purpose?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Showerthought: Do you guys think Amber scheduled her supposed weigh in (we'll find out in a few hours whether she goes through with it) to coincide with the day of Ambercon on purpose?

If she even goes through with it and does not tarra the scale and there are no other camera tricks or cleverly hidden jumpcuts. Which would be likely in my opinion.

 

[Owlflaps]

If she even goes through with it and does not tarra the scale and there are no other camera tricks or cleverly hidden jumpcuts. Which would be likely in my opinion.

Our gorl’s probably not gonna show her weigh-in when that scale tells her she’s 600 elbees. She’s going to come up with another dumb excuse, like her scale didn’t show up on time, or she lost it amongst the endless torrid hauls.

 

[dumbuglybitch]

Our gorl’s probably not gonna show her weigh-in when that scale tells her she’s 600 elbees. She’s going to come up with another dumb excuse, like her scale didn’t show up on time, or she lost it amongst the endless torrid hauls.

it'll be lost in the mail like the gift card

 

[Dovahshit]

Our gorl’s probably not gonna show her weigh-in when that scale tells her she’s 600 elbees. She’s going to come up with another dumb excuse, like her scale didn’t show up on time, or she lost it amongst the endless torrid hauls.

no the battery doesnt work remember?

 

[Damaged Goods]

 

[Bunny]

Mental things is scary, you guise.

 

[ADHD]

She's not wrong: women shouldn't have to wear makeup.

Honestly I couldn't care less if she wears makeup, but I do wish she'd wash her damn hair.

 

[Owlflaps]

She's not wrong: women shouldn't have to wear makeup.

Honestly I couldn't care less if she wears makeup, but I do wish she'd wash her damn hair.

She takes showers daily, boo boo. That doesn’t mean she has to wash her hair everyday. Obviously, you’re reaching. -cunty laugh emoji-

All I can really hope for is that next video she goes off about people doubteen her aboose and how disgusteen it is that people don't just automatically believe her and take everytheen she says at face value while completely excuseen her behavior like??? How dare anyone have a spine or morals??? Why cant everyone just do exactly what she says and think exactly the way she wants when she wants like Necky ???

Necky barely has two brain cells to rub together and the self-esteem and self-loathing of a cuckolded husband. Dangerous combination, if you ask me.