🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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You guys met up in Florida, anything funny happen down there?
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Ralph's popularity starts genuinely dying. With minimal internal drama to feed the hatewatchers, he has become a boring milquetoast news show. Finally, Ralph can know peace, and fade into obscurity to die impoverished and drunk, with no fat autistic hackers to harass him

Gavrilo Princip: Andy was raw dogging Ethan's bootyhole
 
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Holy shit. True or not this is pure coach-kino. So many things to re-examine in light of this new insight. Also I gotta love how much of a fucking reptile Coach is. I'm not even gay but if somebody but my low-cal vanilla sex life on blast like this I can't even imagine what I'd do for revenge.
This could be the bomb we've been waiting for since stream.me died. Now taking bets on Ralph's come back as a the homosex SJW he started off as.
 
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This is pretty gay of couch. This is obviously baiting for shekels now that Ralph is starting to drop off even more. On top of that, its obviously bullshit, he could have made up something half believable, but the boomer couldn't even do that. Also the "coach kino" looks like fucking shit and the voice filter sounds like shit. Fits the name of the show, but ironically being shit still makes you shit.
 
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Coach is basically alleging that a good chunk of the IBS e-grifters (Ethan, Failure, Andy) are in fact literally gay and fuck each other in the ass, now that's a twist. Maybe the new content they wanted to do was just outright gay porn and coach couldn't bring himself to film more than one video without contemplating about ending it all.
 
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It's really not a stretch. Just rewatch old episodes of warski live or the Kumite if you can find them with this new perspective in mind. Andy has always thrown off strong gay vibes.

It also makes their domestic dispute in miami an actual domestic dispute lol. Throws that whole situation in to a new light really. And it makes some sense too.

Idk man, even if it's 100% bullshit, It's still pure kino. I feel like coach has a pretty decent track record in these circles though, even if he is a total boomer. Can't remember him really getting called out on lies during any of the sagas of the last year or so.

Also this. Speaks for itself, really.
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