Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[LiveFromNS]

There should be a video of him sobbing to the fake agent about this as well, it's in the first post probably.

I'd never read the whole thing before. Boy howdy it was worth it.

It's classic isn't it? I mean Russ being the biggest idiot on the planet actually is so stupid that he looks a gift horse in the mouth. He believed he was going to meet and hang out and get laid by Katy Perry and he manages to fuck that up by spazzing out because Katy invited another guy. LOLOL It has to be exactly his way. And nothing else!! I wonder if he ever has a moment of clarity and realizes that he will grow old and alone with people laughing at him and fucking with him? Oblivious to any and all but his own warped mind.

 

[Jack Awful]

My guess if some unattractive disabled woman wrote him a song, he would turn her down and shame her because he deserves a 10. His narcissism is astounding.

Again, no poop touching, but I'd like to see what would happen if Russell met an ugly disabled female who pitched a song to him because she wanted sex.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's classic isn't it? I mean Russ being the biggest idiot on the planet actually is so stupid that he looks a gift horse in the mouth. He believed he was going to meet and hang out and get laid by Katy Perry and he manages to fuck that up by spazzing out because Katy invited another guy. LOLOL It has to be exactly his way. And nothing else!! I wonder if he ever has a moment of clarity and realizes that he will grow old and alone with people laughing at him and fucking with him? Oblivious to any and all but his own warped mind.

He never will, because to him, other people aren't really there. If he really does have NPD, he probably can't conceive other people have needs and wants that don't take him into account. In his mind, we're the unreasonable ones, because we're only here to serve him, and he gets genuinely upset when we don't play our role.

 

[cogsworth]

Christ guys, a newbie finds out about the Katy Perry saga you got to point them to the video Russ made when he thought all was lost!
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Yeah, what he said, missed that you mentioned it.
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This was horrific, thank you

 

[Drool Fool]

My guess if some unattractive disabled woman wrote him a song, he would turn her down and shame her because he deserves a 10. His narcissism is astounding.

Here is his explication for why it would be ok for him to turn down a disabled women, and why that isn’t discrimination:

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I don’t know how he comes up with this stuff. It’s discrimination against him because his pitch was cool, but he wouldn’t be discriminating against her because her pitch wasn’t cool enough. There’s a long chain in the imgur link with some more of Russell’s thoughts on the subject.

 

[CausticMinory]

So a news story has come out that AG was suffering from PTSD and had CT scans to prove it.

So russ, ready to prove your "Trauma Lumps" are real with a CT scan?

 

[DrJonesHat]

So a news story has come out that AG was suffering from PTSD and had CT scans to prove it.

So russ, ready to prove your "Trauma Lumps" are real with a CT scan?

How long before Russ starts claiming PTSD? Once he sees a word, he latches onto it.

 

[The Great Citracett]

How long before Russ starts claiming PTSD? Once he sees a word, he latches onto it.

I'd swear he's claimed PTSD by name before. Probably in the same post as the trauma lumps, tightening head, etc.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'd swear he's claimed PTSD by name before. Probably in the same post as the trauma lumps, tightening head, etc.

He uses childish terms for things, because I think he's frozen at around 14 years old, emotionally. Not sure if he's used that term specifically, but you know he will now since she used it. Unlike Russ, she really does have it, because she witnessed a traumatic event, and was present when people died. Most people can't handle that very well.

 

[Miss Misery]

I'd never read the whole thing before. Boy howdy it was worth it.

I hadn't either and I agree completely. This in particular gave me truly astounding lols.

So I guess that’s what separates myself from others: my works. You know the Bible Verse: “By their fruits, ye shall know them”? It was like that. I like to believe that if one puts in 100 percent effort, their efforts she be rewarded. My dream would be for Katy to see my hard efforts and reach out to me.
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My “fruit” (throwback to the Bible Verse in the last message) manifests my Works. I just want to be more than I am.

Uhhh. That part of the Sermon on the Mount is about false prophets (not gonna name any names, but...). It is absolutely not about reaping the rewards of hard work, you utter buffoon. And oh my word he goes on and on about his effort, all of his effort, the EFFORT he put in. He uses the word effort 34 times in that document.

Something tells me he heard "Good effort, Russ!" a lot growing up and has somehow twisted it to mean...something other than buttpats for a half-assed attempt.

 

[lamp shade]

He says "plights" in that video, and I think it might be the first time we've heard him actually say it. It's hard to catch because he says "ights" but he says it. Iconic.

ETA: aww nevermind. He said "personal life."

 

[deadfool]

Wow, I'd forgotten how fake that video is. Not being able to fully express an emotion on his face is one thing, but the "panic attack"-type symptoms are so staged. You can see him calculating the heavy breathing, eye-rubbing, and doubling-over a split second before he does it. Nothing about any of his actions is natural. It's like watching a middle schooler trying (badly) to fake being sick to get out of school.

 

[cogsworth]

I don't know man, I saw a tear...then again it might be because his eyes are dry and he doesnt blink often.

As for him claiming PTSD, he has, yes. Specifically from the Taylor Swift stuff.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

The cops never agreed with Russell about the farms being illegal. He has sperged many times about how they did nothing. The whole “typing up the report” excuse he’s giving is just another retelling of history through his usual lens of crazy.

I don't remember that part right now. But if it's just an excuse, the fact that he'd make up something that actually makes him bad is part of his special charm as a lolcow. It's the mark of a true autist that they can't even lie to make themselves look good properly because they are so totally unable to imagine how other people will view their statement.

 

[cogsworth]

I get a pretty good laugh imagining the way these calls go down.

Russ scrolling through the thread at breakneck pace, sweating like a stuck pig and screaming "YU HASH GOO DO SHONHING AHOUT ISH SHITE!!! ISH HRAKING GAH HAW!!! HERR HAKING GUN OG HY DISHOOHILIGIE!!" while the cop on the other end, at this point likely an expert in Russ-ian, just sighs and repeats to him for the 40th time that there's nothing that can be done about a website making fun of him even if it was for his disability and not him being a complete sperg and sex pest.

 

[Viridian]

He uses childish terms for things, because I think he's frozen at around 14 years old, emotionally. Not sure if he's used that term specifically, but you know he will now since she used it. Unlike Russ, she really does have it, because she witnessed a traumatic event, and was present when people died. Most people can't handle that very well.

He's absolutely used that term specifically, multiple times claiming he has PTSD and blaming Taylor Swift directly for it:

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Before Russell sees her posts on socials and swears TS is trying to silence him...

I saw this photo posted earlier today. It’s from her 2019 calendar that came out late 2018. Today, April 13th has a stamp on it (a couple of other months due too). Swifties have been predicting her announcement for a new album was coming today for months since April is the first month in the calendar to have this stamp.

Sorry Russell. Nothing to do with you little buddy.

Is Swiftmas Coming Early? Taylor Swift Seemingly Starts a Countdown to New Music

The superstar surprised her fans on Friday at midnight by starting a countdown on her web site

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[The Un-Clit]

I'd forgive this dude if the strip club he'd tried to open had been called the Möbius Strip Club.

You know, I think I would agree. If Russ ever somehow got the money to open a strip club and had the self awareness and humble sense of humor to name it the "Möbius Strip" club, I would fucking well renounce Kiwism, cut my hair and beard to random scrubbieness, sever my 4th cranial nerve, get a green card and move to Utah and become his disciple.

I can make this pledge in complete safety because it will never fucking happen in a million years.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Well less than an hour ago, Taylor changed all her pictures to some swirly thing and looks to be building to her announcement.

Needless to say, Russ was way ahead of me:

 

[DarkAlien]

She's releasing another single to silence him!!!!!