Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Barbarella]

God, I love when normies interact with him. He doesn’t have to make more than three comments before they all go WTF and start googling, and get a treasure trove. He cannot larp “normal man” for even a second.

Just going into a songwriters group, where presumably they all want the same thing, and asking them to promote him because he’s Russell Greer is strange enough. And they didn’t get on his case about that even, it was when he was negative about Swift and using music as a weapon they got suspicious.

That cake thing sure is under his skin. He mentions it every fucking time he can, without understanding it has nothing to do with cake.

He’s a weird little man, who will never change. The only question is will he still be angry about Swift and blaming us “trolls” 20 years from now? (Yes to the latter, not sure about Swift. It’ll be somebody though).

 

[Russtard]

The return of plightbook! This is great. I wonder how he’ll blame us for his song flopping after no media outlet picks his song up.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Omigod, this is the kind of Russell Greer chimpout I've been waiting for. It's like rain after a long, long drought, proving that while we Russtards may have to endure long dry spells, that's okay--because Russell never fucking changes, and thus he will always be back to make a spectacular fool of himself.

I feel like I should eat a bowl of Colossal Crunch to celebrate.

 

[DarkAlien]

Lmfao

 

[Chungus]

I welcome this.

 

[CausticMinory]

I graciously await him being billed for the ad space.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

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We need a list of every radio station with 5 million listeners with each one assigned to a Kiwi to listen to round the clock until the ad airs

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

Five million more people to laugh at Russ? Sign my ass up.

 

[AbraCadaver]

We somehow made his stellar FB campaign fail. Now it's on to plan B. Let me just warn you now, Russell. Networks, papers, radio stations etc. recieve hundreds of press releases every day. They are not going to read every one of them. At best, they won't delete it. More often than not, a journalist has to request the press release from their superior(who is the lucky one to recieve all those press releases), who will then check if they have recieved it. Of course, if it's Taylor Swift announcing a new album or whatever, it will be read and a journo will be put on it. But you're not quite on her level, are you, Russ?

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It’s just brilliant that he STILL uses the word flattery. I can’t believe it, every time I see it. How does he NOT GET that the word flattery literally means an insincere gesture? THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF FLATTER. Here it is from the dictionary:

flattery:
“excessive and insincere praise, given especially to further one's own interests.”

And yes that’s exactly what he’s doing, but you’d think he wouldn’t want to admit to that in public. What an awful little bugger he is.

Edit: wait a radio station will play his AD for a song but not the song itself??? Lol.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

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It's either a shock jock's show making fun of this loser, or he's being trolled. Either way, he'll be worse off than if he just hadn't gotten an answer.

 

[lamp shade]

We need a list of every radio station with 5 million listeners with each one assigned to a Kiwi to listen to round the clock until the ad airs

That radio station is as real as the other 99 platforms that will host his song.

No one agreed to play it, Russ just sent a sixteen paragraph email and is celebrating too early. Like with his many dates that no one agreed to.

 

[AbraCadaver]

That radio station is as real as the other 99 platforms that will host his song.

No one agreed to play it, Russ just sent a sixteen paragraph email and is celebrating too early. Like with his many dates that no one agreed to.

Probably they sent a form back directing him to their advertising dept/web site and said they welcome his ad at an affordable rate and his brain skipped over “affordable rate.” They want $$$ to play his ad and he’s going to show up with $ and whine that he’s disaaaaaaaaabled and should get a discount or it’s discrimination.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Hey guys check out my latest masterpiece!

I call it "Tard and Feathered"

Would make a pretty sweet album cover too. Really captures the plights.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

That cake thing sure is under his skin. He mentions it every fucking time he can, without understanding it has nothing to do with cake

Russ thinks he's a lawyer so he has go to cases to cite some sort of precedents that he's not a raving madman.

"I can be mad at Taylor Swift if you can be mad at Trump"
"I can bring up my discrimination if people sued over a cake"
"This dying child can meet Swift so I can too"

Instead it just reeks of a greedy child making up rules at a friends house. "If you get a soda I get to have this whole pizza to myself and one of your toys to take home"

 

[The Un-Clit]

We somehow made his stellar FB campaign fail. Now it's on to plan B. Let me just warn you now, Russell. Networks, papers, radio stations etc. recieve hundreds of press releases every day. They are not going to read every one of them. At best, they won't delete it. More often than not, a journalist has to request the press release from their superior(who is the lucky one to recieve all those press releases), who will then check if they have recieved it. Of course, if it's Taylor Swift announcing a new album or whatever, it will be read and a journo will be put on it. But you're not quite on her level, are you, Russ?

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It still to this day blows my wheels when after receiving excactly 100% negative feedback from a new group, not 'infested with mentally ill trolls and haters following me', that Russel STILL will not take that single moment of self-reflection and ponder that he might possibly be wrong?

Of course, this is the mental blindness that led him to be Lolcow of the year 2017 and a strong contender for 2018. Shine on, you frozen-faced diamond!

 

[AbraCadaver]

It still to this day blows my wheels when after receiving excactly 100% negative feedback from a new group, not 'infested with mentally ill trolls and haters following me', that Russel STILL will not take that single moment of self-reflection and ponder that he might possibly be wrong?

Of course, this is the mental blindness that led him to be Lolcow of the year 2017 and a strong contender for 2018. Shine on, you frozen-faced diamond!

No way, Chantal for 2018 5ever. But Russ is my second fave for his utter delusions.

 

[Bamanda]

Lmfao

Posts like this are the reason people hate this guy.

He thinks that people in the hospital dying of some terminal illness are throwing “pity parties” for themselves, but a perfectly healthy man in his late 20’s sending celebrities videos of himself fake crying and heavy breathing about how difficult his life has been due to his “disability” isn’t?

He can see what he thinks is disingenuous behaviour from other people, but he can’t see it in himself. His sense of entitlement is remarkable. He’s actually very lucky that he was born with a deformed face, I wonder what he would use to justify his behaviour if he could close his mouth?

 

[CWCissey]

Posts like this are the reason people hate this guy.

He thinks that people in the hospital dying of some terminal illness are throwing “pity parties” for themselves, but a perfectly healthy man in his late 20’s sending celebrities videos of himself fake crying and heavy breathing about how difficult his life has been due to his “disability” isn’t?

He can see what he thinks is disingenuous behaviour from other people, but he can’t see it in himself. His sense of entitlement is remarkable. He’s actually very lucky that he was born with a deformed face, I wonder what he would use to justify his behaviour if he could close his mouth?

If he could close his mouth he would likely be a perfectly functional member of society. Either mummy wouldn't have given him up, or if she did, the Mormon community wouldn't have treated him extra nice because of his saggy face.

 

[Bamanda]

If he could close his mouth he would likely be a perfectly functional member of society. Either mummy wouldn't have given him up, or if she did, the Mormon community wouldn't have treated him extra nice because of his saggy face.

Yeah, I definitely agree that the Mormon community are a huge factor in him turning out the way he did. I’m sure they thought that they were doing the right thing by making him think that he was special. They created a monster though and just quietly disassociated themselves from him when he began to embarrass them. I feel sorry for his family, it must be awful having to tolerate him.

 

[AnOminous]

He can see what he thinks is disingenuous behaviour from other people, but he can’t see it in himself. His sense of entitlement is remarkable. He’s actually very lucky that he was born with a deformed face, I wonder what he would use to justify his behaviour if he could close his mouth?

If he hadn't been born with a deformed face someone would have given him one by beating the shit out of him for acting like he does.