Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

She takes showers daily, boo boo. That doesn’t mean she has to wash her hair everyday. Obviously, you’re reaching. -cunty laugh emoji-

Once a week would suffice! ???

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

I know AL has said that she can recall holding one of her little brothers as a baby, and said she rescued one from being tangled up in the cord of the miniblinds, a story Aunt Tammy cannot confirm. So I'm confused as to when the two youngest were taken, unless it was Tony who was caught in the blinds, but I doubt that.

Not that I am trying to conspiracy theory here but I am sure I have heard this "kid caught in blinds"story from somewhere else

Window Blinds Deadly Delay: The Fight for Kids Safety

Hundreds of kids injured, killed in strangulation incidents in past 30 years.

youtu.be

Keep in mind this isn't the post I recall watching. The one I remember was from a creepy video compilation from a creator akin to Lazy Masquerade or Mr. Creepypasta ( and I consume creepy/strange shit like a fat lesbian consumes orange chicken) so unfortunately everything starts to bleed together. Still the mind has to wonder. ?

Edit because whiskey and words

 

[Damaged Goods]

If you call her younow persona cunty, you're a haydur. It's just anxiousness y'all ???

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Amber I know you read kiwi farms. If by any miracle, Thor himself came to Kentucky and makes you lose weight, this is how you'll look like. Be happy doing mukbangs in your own coffin

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

She would at least have a happier life, even as a melted candle. It'd open up all kinds of doors for travel and activities if she invests in some decent compression gear, and allegedly she makes enough money for surgery to correct a lot of it.

Besides, is that really worse looking than her current figure?

 

[mousetrap]

Yeah, that pic's being optimistic. Hamber would look more like a melted candle, like this:

Spoiler: Gross

she has the money to remove excess skin and shit....not to mention she'd be a helluva lot healthier

 

[THOTto]

Yeah, that pic's being optimistic. Hamber would look more like a melted candle, like this:

Spoiler: Gross

Except her titties ain’t that big and her legs would be even worse off. Good on those examples though, they have more determination, grit and pain tolerance in their pinky toe then amber has ever shown. Now I kinda wanna draw her all deflated.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

she has the money to remove excess skin and shit....not to mention she'd be a helluva lot healthier

Amber doesn't have any money. Stop it. ?

 

[AllCISPeople]

Rate me late for this if you must, but I have a legit question. People are saying that Becky has been drinking like a fish lately. Is there any truth to that? And if there is, where's the receipts?

 

[HurriedBeanbag]

Rate me late for this if you must, but I have a legit question. People are saying that Becky has been drinking like a fish lately. Is there any truth to that? And if there is, where's the receipts?

She's dating Amber.

 

[THOTto]

Rate me late for this if you must, but I have a legit question. People are saying that Becky has been drinking like a fish lately. Is there any truth to that? And if there is, where's the receipts?

I’m an alcoholic bus driver who projects their own insecurities onto poor innocent sweet filled Becky. After all that’s what all haters do.

 

[Probably your mom]

1: at least with the "melted candle" body I can see where the skeleton is, and though her body is still fucked, it' wouldn't be AS fucked as it is now. so...she's fucked one way and fucked the other. what the real question is: will she actually get the help she needs? and the answer seems to always be no, not unless she can get it online. and we all know how her "online therapy" went.

2: the last time I actually watched an AL video, becky drank orange juice. I don't doubt that she drinks because she's in Kentucky and dating AL, however if she's losing weight I doubt she's an alcholic. Booze is chuck full of calories, especially beer. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if the reason she's lost 14 pounds is because she stopped drinking for a little while. I'm not 100 percent sure if she's drinking constantly, but if she is, she took a break. there's no hardcore evidence that I can find yet. and who can tell when they look into those dead eyes?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

If you call her younow persona cunty, you're a haydur. It's just anxiousness y'all ???
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I sometimes wonder about the psychology of people who are okay with her blaming them for everything she does wrong. Do they imagine that if they have the power to make her fail with mean comments, they must also have the power to make her succeed with asspats? ?

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Becky's still on the sauce, why stop now? She's just getting started.

But seriously though, If Becky did drop 16 lbs like Amber claims, I think it's due to the fact that they're not frequenting Chinese Buffet, Texas Roadhouse, Casa Grande, the CF, Cracker Barrel, Sonny's, etc. eleventy billion (I stole that from a fellow farmer) times a week since Amber's been housebound. That's just my theory.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

From Reddit

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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She has Reddit following as well. Lmao

 

[mousetrap]

I don't know why she feels the need to defend the lake so much--someone gets sick every time they go.

 

[Mauve Olive]

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I don't know why she feels the need to defend the lake so much--someone gets sick every time they go.

She thinks you can get ill from being in wet clothes?? Not from stewing in the bacteria filled lake and touching your mouth, eyes, etc?

 

[Madam Spergwell]

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You could use it during Christmas as a Santa cookie cutter too. I love a good multipurpose item.

 

[Make Believe]

That lake is still cleaner than hamber. Her filth probably polluted the lake more.