4/15 - Chris spotted at Target; he tweets that a Pokemon caused Notre Dame fire

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone saw Chris at Target and snapped a photo.

From that guy's perspective, Chris was muttering loudly to himself.

From Chris's perspective (posted here), he was hanging out with his imaginary friends.

Chris later tweeted that he had seen news of the Notre Dame fire and interpreted it as being caused by a Pokemon, so that's probably what he was muttering to the imaginary friends about.

r/ChrisChanSonichu - Saw him at target today. Wanted to say hi but got nervous. I was having a shitty day but after seeing him, felt so much better. Thanks Chris!

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[Mariposa Electrique]

I for one am pleased to see Chris progressing with his bald spot and mental insanity. Tale of the crazy Pacer 2.0! Also, Chris is gross as shit wearing the same clothes everyday and not washing his moldy locks.

 

[King Kiwi]

Eugh. Shit it from the back.

 

[Tikbalang]

We got Gamestop employee recorded a sonichu BS and now Target took a photo. I hope the court judge reads a random CWCki page before the session

 

[FightenGnome]

Someone saw Chris at Target and snapped a photo.

r/ChrisChanSonichu - Saw him at target today. Wanted to say hi but got nervous. I was having a shitty day but after seeing him, felt so much better. Thanks Chris!

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The only thing worse than Chris in a skirt and blouse is Chris in a skirt and clown shirt. Chris is like the anti-fashion. A circus clown walking around Target would stand out less than Chris.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

The one time he gets photographed at Target and he's by the drink machine. The autismal singularity is so strong that he's repeating his entire life over and over while still aging terribly.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The only thing worse than Chris in a skirt and blouse is Chris in a skirt and clown shirt. Chris is like the anti-fashion. A circus clown walking around Target would stand out less than Chris.

Remember when he wore a skirt with no no tights and a bow in his hair?

 

[King Kiwi]

Remember when he wore a skirt with no no tights and a bow in his hair?

Well, I was going to eat something.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris should have worry about the debt more than the historical buding

If someone told Chris it's Ho-oh that caused the fire, it's a reference in the game.

 

[CWCissey]

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Not working there.

EDIT: You've fixed it.

 

[Wraith]

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All that useless personal information leading to the meat of the posts, then he goes into full delusion. It's like he's becoming a real thot gf! Ugh.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Looks like Chris is traveling all over in search of the merge

 

[DJAndyMD]

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You know only Chris would be egotistic enough to take something like the Notre Dame fire and insert his delusional crap all over it. Can you imagine him saying that to the face of a French person; they would slap him silly.

 

[Tikbalang]

Looks like Chris is traveling all over in search of the merge

Deformed human skull? Dimensional Merge confirm

 

[Skips]

I will never understand that need to @tag every fucking brand on twitter. If he expects them RTing him idk

 

[BScCollateral]

In case nobody's mentioned this before, the boy ain't right.

"Many people will be safe." You can say the same about anything short of the sun going Nova. "Many people will be safe" after a nuclear war.

And a heads up from Magi-Chan would have been appreciated.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Can you imagine him saying that to the face of a French person; they would slap him silly.

Yeah, his tweet announcing Stan Lee was "merged" did not get a great reception.

 

[PT 940]

I feel crear fallen every time I read something new about Chris

 

[Nebula Slasher]

So is Inuyasha officially part of the harem now? Also Magi-Chan continues to be a dick by having "foreseen the happening long before" yet doing absolutely nothing about it.

 

[Time of Space]

"W-we actually knew about it happening all along guys, h-haha!"
He's like the world's worst con-artist.