4/15 - Chris spotted at Target; he tweets that a Pokemon caused Notre Dame fire

[Subconcious Offense]

Is this part if his defense mechanism? Blaming his OCs for everything?

 

[Russtard]

Wait I thought Inuyasha was spotted in Japan—what’s he doing hanging out with Chris at a gas station?

 

[anephric]

Is this part if his defense mechanism? Blaming his OCs for everything?

It’s a form of deflection. He can accept that the bad thing happened but can’t accept he’s at fault or that he has the power to fix it

 

[Unknown beast]

Why didn't Chris die in the house fire?

cause dumb people seem to be immortal

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

A fat, unshowered woman in 30 colors muttering to herself and eating Target pasta and Mountain Dew. There’s so much going on here.

You had me until "woman".

Not even from the back, dude. Not even from the back.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

When the circus visits your hometown but you moved away sigh. More so irritated that a fictional character started the Cathedral fire.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If Chris is legit talking to his imaginary friends in public like this, part of me wonders if Chris actually getting help, or if he'd gotten the help he needed as a child, would have done any good in the long run for him.

 

[Ferris]

Chris went to Target. ok
But really, that’s a horrible thing to say. A massive, important cathedral containing many relics of religious significance, and also something incredibly valuable to the people of France, and Chris claims that a Fire-type Pokemon set it on fire?
what.
the.
actual.
fuck.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I have read online that schizophrenia and autism are often co-morbid conditions. I have also read that schizophrenia is more common in males than in females. Schizophrenia is rarely diagnosed in adults over 40 years of age with a peak onset between late teens to mid-twenties. All I can say seems legit.

Chris is totally acting all normal when he sees his therapist. If his true colors come out, his therapist would 120% diagnose him with schizophrenia.

But he DOES tell the court ordered therapist about his merge garbage. I think she just considers it a lost cause and says fuck it.

 

[DatSpicyBoi]

I may be late, but does he take a table for 4 people for himself? I understand no one would like to sit with him, but one could hope a pony goddess of compassion would not hog a 4 person table for himself and his headmates.

Like anyone would want to sit near him anyway. If the stench didn't kill you then the non-stop psychotic rambling would.

 

[MY 405]

Remember when he wore a skirt with no no tights and a bow in his hair?

No, thank God.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I have read online that schizophrenia and autism are often co-morbid conditions. I have also read that schizophrenia is more common in males than in females. Schizophrenia is rarely diagnosed in adults over 40 years of age with a peak onset between late teens to mid-twenties. All I can say seems legit.

Chris is totally acting all normal when he sees his therapist. If his true colors come out, his therapist would 120% diagnose him with schizophrenia.

Chris doesn't have schizophrenia, he's got super autism.
He's a man-child on pills; most normal people grow out of imaginary friends at the age of 5 or 6 when they begin going to school and getting real friends. But Chris's mental growth is so stunted and he's lonely enough to still have imaginary friends at middle age.
He might claim it's all really there, but that's because he wants other people to share his dream for a cartoon world, a child would say the same thing about their imaginary friends or games they play.
So can we stop debating the likelyhood of schizophrenia? I know we all want Chris to be locked away in the loony house for his own good - but the truth is he just simply doesn't have it.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Chris doesn't have schizophrenia, he's got super autism.
He's a man-child on pills; most normal people grow out of imaginary friends at the age of 5 or 6 when they begin going to school and getting real friends. But Chris's mental growth is so stunted and he's lonely enough to still have imaginary friends at middle age.
He might claim it's all really there, but that's because he wants other people to share his dream for a cartoon world, a child would say the same thing about their imaginary friends or games they play.
So can we stop debating the likelyhood of schizophrenia? I know we all want Chris to be locked away in the loony house for his own good - but the truth is he just simply doesn't have it.

Also I hope for W€€Ns to stop calling the authorities on Chris. It stopped being funny awhile ago and it’s just wasting people’s time.

Also love how the W€€ns are supprised to get doxed after posting on the Farms.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris doesn't have schizophrenia, he's got super autism.
He's a man-child on pills; most normal people grow out of imaginary friends at the age of 5 or 6 when they begin going to school and getting real friends. But Chris's mental growth is so stunted and he's lonely enough to still have imaginary friends at middle age.
He might claim it's all really there, but that's because he wants other people to share his dream for a cartoon world, a child would say the same thing about their imaginary friends or games they play.
So can we stop debating the likelyhood of schizophrenia? I know we all want Chris to be locked away in the loony house for his own good - but the truth is he just simply doesn't have it.

Yeah, I don't think he's schizophrenic either. Remember, Chris is as dumb as he has always been, and according to Marvin has no theory of mind.

He used to think he can fool people into believing an obvious lie by simply speaking it, like in the Father Call.

Nowadays he probably doesn't believe the merge, but believes that if he personally acts like he believes in his "dimensional merge" really hard, then that is enough to convince everyone else it's real.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

Chris went to Target. ok
But really, that’s a horrible thing to say. A massive, important cathedral containing many relics of religious significance, and also something incredibly valuable to the people of France, and Chris claims that a Fire-type Pokemon set it on fire?
what.
the.
actual.
fuck.

It was pretty sacred to Catholics in general. He's just begging for a "you're going to hell" lecture.

 

[arorti]

Nowadays he probably doesn't believe the merge, but believes that if he personally acts like he believes in his "dimensional merge" really hard, then that is enough to convince everyone else it's real.

Or he realizes that saying crazy stuff gets him attention.

 

[_blank_]

It's really weird reading Chris' tweets because it's like a pastiche of Ralph Wiggum and Donald Trump, with the occasional "y'all" thrown in for flavor.

Anycase it'll be fun to hear him explain to the court when he gets arrested again that his four-foot high invisible purple husband claims that it was a Pokemon that possessed Chris to do whatever it is he does that time. This isn't wishful thinking either- it's just about a guarantee at this point so long as he doesn't manage to kill himself in the process.

 

[SpeedBaller]

I can see the cosmos! (his tights)

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

It's really weird reading Chris' tweets because it's like a pastiche of Ralph Wiggum and Donald Trump, with the occasional "y'all" thrown in for flavor.

Anycase it'll be fun to hear him explain to the court when he gets arrested again that his four-foot high invisible purple husband claims that it was a Pokemon that possessed Chris to do whatever it is he does that time. This isn't wishful thinking either- it's just about a guarantee at this point so long as he doesn't manage to kill himself in the process.

Chris acts normal in court. It's why he's the Teflon Tard. He cons the justice system.

 

[Kuruminha]

I will never understand that need to @tag every fucking brand on twitter. If he expects them RTing him idk

And yet his account is private.

In case nobody's mentioned this before, the boy ain't right.

"Many people will be safe." You can say the same about anything short of the sun going Nova. "Many people will be safe" after a nuclear war.

And a heads up from Magi-Chan would have been appreciated.

The gipsy palm reader logic must have come with the outfit.

I have read online that schizophrenia and autism are often co-morbid conditions. I have also read that schizophrenia is more common in males than in females. Schizophrenia is rarely diagnosed in adults over 40 years of age with a peak onset between late teens to mid-twenties. All I can say seems legit.

Chris is totally acting all normal when he sees his therapist. If his true colors come out, his therapist would 120% diagnose him with schizophrenia.

I don't believe anyone can stage schizophrenia to a professional doctor.

Lately this is how I read his ramblings.