4/15 - Chris spotted at Target; he tweets that a Pokemon caused Notre Dame fire

[PT 940]

"W-we actually knew about it happening all along guys, h-haha!"
He's like the world's worst con-artist.

He colluded! GET HIM!!!

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

This whole tweet-thread sounds like a 6-year-old who's trying to make something boring sound like one one his cartoons.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why didn't Chris die in the house fire?

 

[Garfieldchu]

Why is Chris in Newport News?

 

[AnOminous]

Chris should have worry about the debt more than the historical buding

This confirms the plebbitor who guessed he was at the Newport News Target was right.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

A bit late, but re that Target photo - dear God, those leggings. I mean, the rest of the get-up and general personal grooming are nothing to write home about, but those things seriously make him look like he's suffering from leprosy or something of that ilk, with a dash of plague buboes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So, yes, Chris was spotted in public mumbling and getting fatter by binging on carbs.

 

[Zeddius]

So, yes, Chris was spotted in public mumbling and getting fatter by binging on carbs.

How long until Chris is spotted trying to lure kiddies out of a daycare with Sonichu memorabilia?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Why is Chris in Newport News?

He drove there a couple weeks back to visit a fan but lost his wallet. He needed to make a return trip to get it back.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

A bit late, but re that Target photo - dear God, those leggings. I mean, the rest of the get-up and general personal grooming are nothing to write home about, but those things seriously make him look like he's suffering from leprosy or something of that ilk, with a dash of plague buboes.

I think he only wears those tights. Probably doesn't wash them. They must smell so awful..

 

[Garfieldchu]

He drove there a couple weeks back to visit a fan but lost his wallet. He needed to make a return trip to get it back.

Seriously? And "fan" as in exceptional individual that paid money to Chris or another catfish?

 

[No_one]

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If he someone told Chris it's Ho-oh that caused the fire, it's a reference in the game.

I may be late, but does he take a table for 4 people for himself? I understand no one would like to sit with him, but one could hope a pony goddess of compassion would not hog a 4 person table for himself and his headmates.

 

[lurk_moar]

I have read online that schizophrenia and autism are often co-morbid conditions. I have also read that schizophrenia is more common in males than in females. Schizophrenia is rarely diagnosed in adults over 40 years of age with a peak onset between late teens to mid-twenties. All I can say seems legit.

Chris is totally acting all normal when he sees his therapist. If his true colors come out, his therapist would 120% diagnose him with schizophrenia.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Can Pokémon melt steel beams!? I smell conspiracy!!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Seriously? And "fan" as in exceptional individual that paid money to Chris or another catfish?

It was this person. She's a Twitter orbiter who drew fanart for him or something.

I may be late, but does he take a table for 4 people for himself? I understand no one would like to sit with him, but one could hope a pony goddess of compassion would not hog a 4 person table for himself and his headmates.

He probably does. At the BronyCon, he had the chair next to him saved for Magi-Chan, and someone snapped a photo and said Chris had been talking to himself.

Plus he's been hogging 4 person tables for himself even before he had headmates.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Lol,.."hogging"...right.

 

[anephric]

A fat, unshowered woman in 30 colors muttering to herself and eating Target pasta and Mountain Dew. There’s so much going on here.

 

[The Last Stand]

A fat, unshowered woman in 30 colors muttering to herself and eating Target pasta and Mountain Dew. There’s so much going on here.

Oh, the humanity!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Newport News is nearly 3 hours away from Charlottesville. He couldn’t have asked someone to fedex the wallet to him? sigh

Also, Newport News is not hippy dippy like cville. People will eat him alive there.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A fat, unshowered woman in 30 colors muttering to herself and eating Target pasta and Mountain Dew. There’s so much going on here.

Lol, that's fiction. Chris can't pass for a woman.