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Well, when I think of Chris attire when he went to a LGBT Picnic, I shudder to think what his get-up would look like if he went to a Slutwalk.
 
Stud2Stud said:
Well, when I think of Chris attire when he went to a LGBT Picnic, I shudder to think what his get-up would look like if he went to a Slutwalk.
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His bra and his strap on contraption (strap on contraption is really nice to say actually, well on the tongue). Also yeah, lets put the guy who only sees women as sexual objects and mother figures in a parade against sexism. Won't backfire at aaaaaallll.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
Chris could bring the "Want Woman" sports bra out of retirement.
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Maybe it will be mistaken for an ironic commentary on the societal perception of the breasts being solely sexualized objects existing for the purpose of masculine gratification and he'll finally get some of that sweet sweet feminist china. :heart-full:
 
Anchuent Christory said:
It's easy to shit on everything Chris does because he's, well he's Chris. It's easy to take somebody's interest and twist it and put a negative spin on it, but it's not the fact that it's specifically Skylanders he's buying, it's the fact that he's buying yet more frivolous crap, regardless of the form it takes.
He's still spending hundreds of dollars on child oriented, cash cow stuff when he's seriously in debt, about to move back into an unfinished home, and supposedly his mother still needs her teeth fixed.

Ok, what I'm trying to say is, millions of kids enjoy the same stuff Chris does, don't let the fact that these things are connected to Chris drag down their reputations.
I'll quote one of my favorite lines from the cwcki. "Crayola is the official art supplier for the Sonichu franchise, whether they like it or not"
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Yeah, pretty much this. Chris does a lot of things that other, relatively "normal" people do. It's just that Chris gets obsessive and blows money he doesn't have on his hobbies. It's more like hoarding and less like actually enjoying something. Hell, Chris is notorious for his lack of interest in things. I think at this point he just acquires things so he can have more stuff, much like his mother.
 
CWCissey said:
I'm not the only one wondering about Chris' constant complaining of his aching heart, yeah?

He's going to have a heart attack in 2015. Calling it now.
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Considering how literally he takes everything, maybe his aching heart refers to his heart literally aching. Which I don't think actually happens during heartbreak.
 
FalseAndMisleading said:
Considering how literally he takes everything, maybe his aching heart refers to his heart literally aching. Which I don't think actually happens during heartbreak.
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Which is why I think he'll have a myocardial infarction in 2015.

Hopefully that downtime in the hospital will force him to make more Sonichu comics out of boredom. Bring on Lord Cardiak, who surprisingly resembles Billy Ray Cyrus!
 
CWCissey said:
Which is why I think he'll have a myocardial infarction in 2015.

Hopefully that downtime in the hospital will force him to make more Sonichu comics out of boredom. Bring on Lord Cardiak, who surprisingly resembles Billy Ray Cyrus!
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Now I have this image of the weens playing "Achy Breaky Heart" at his funeral if he dies from a heart attack.
 
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