DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[HansGruber]

What the fuck is that logo/background even supposed to be? Is he breaking out of something? Is something exploding behind and then also in front of him? It looks like kindergarten paper craft.

Hope whatever group home-dweller who made that for him for free winds up with a big ol' manual ban

I think it's supposed to represent the world globe and he is hatching or exploding out of its core. I also think the new litmus test for being admitted into a mental hospital should your willingness to draw likenesses of Phil. El Crimson King excluded of course.

 

[Comma]

Yesterday, as an answer to the question if he sees himself going back to streaming on Youtube at some point, DSP said he doesn't think he can get banned from Twitch because he's a gud boi. Rate me optimistic, but I at least wanted to clip this for ehm... possible future reference.

"...if somehow I got banned from Twitch, which I can't imagine happening - I do nothing to violate Twitch's rules whatsoever."

 

[Ikas_Ando]

I saw this on a random page somewhere and that nasty Phillip immediately came to mind.
This has probably been posted a hundred times over and seen by all, but I thought I’d share it.

Funny thing is, I could have posted this at any time during the last few years and it would still be relevant. Sad.

PS: any photoshop pros, feel free to shop Phillip’s ugly mug on there!

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

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I saw this on a random page somewhere and that nasty Phillip immediately came to mind.
This has probably been posted a hundred times over and seen by all, but I thought I’d share it.

Funny thing is, I could have posted this at any time during the last few years and it would still be relevant. Sad.

PS: any photoshop pros, feel free to shop Phillip’s ugly mug on there!

Could they also add a gut and a swollen gout foot? That would be great.

 

[Sparkletor]

Pewdiepie has veered away from making videogame content because he doesn't want to work. Phil works his ass off everyday. Phil claims that if he did videos on current events or pop culture he would do a better job at it than Pewdiepie because unlike him, Phil is smart. He was the one who blew the lid off the scandal that colleges have a bad habit of accepting people who can pay the admission.

 

[Sarutobi]

Pewdiepie has veered away from making videogame content because he doesn't want to work. Phil works his ass off everyday. Phil claims that if he did videos on current events or pop culture he would do a better job at it than Pewdiepie because unlike him, Phil is smart. He was the one who blew the lid off the scandal that colleges have a bad habit of accepting people who can pay the admission.

Now that would be a joy to see. Considering tlhow he acts when people ask him about other topics on his stream and giving one or no answer to it, how exactly would he be smarter than pewdiepie?

 

[RobVC3]

Pewdiepie has veered away from making videogame content because he doesn't want to work. Phil works his ass off everyday. Phil claims that if he did videos on current events or pop culture he would do a better job at it than Pewdiepie because unlike him, Phil is smart. He was the one who blew the lid off the scandal that colleges have a bad habit of accepting people who can pay the admission.

I can't detect sarcasm in text sometimes, so forgive me if maybe I missed it. But the difference here is that PDP, doesn't have to work if he doesn't want too. He did things the right way. He made a fortune, adapted to change and made the most of it. He does it because he enjoys it.

DSP on the other hand, could have been the same way. He was big, for a little while, but never adapted. He made alot of money, but never grew, and then made poor choices. He does this now, because he has no choice. And he doesn't enjoy it.

 

[ZehnBoat]

phil doing commentary?
what kind of commentary would he do?
[thing] exists
[thing] did [thing]
DID YOU SEE [ thing]?
ARF ARF ARF
20 minutes rant about needing money/tervin/etc.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

He could at least make up better excuses. [...] Had to give Khet an extra orgasm so she'd fold my laundry.

He has to make it LESS obvious. That would be a very obvious lie.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

I would love for Phil to do some sort of reaction style social commentary video. Can you imagine him ranting angrily and smuggly (because he's the smartest, realest motherfucker on the internet) about topics that are about a few months too late?

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Which makes me wonder actually. I only started following DSP's shit after Panda dumped him. Is there any speculation as to Panda spending like crazy and DSP got saddled with the debt?

That is highly unlikely, but what I do find likely is that Phil took on debt from things like furnishing the WA condo to maybe impress Panda.

 

[kebab4you]

That is highly unlikely, but what I do find likely is that Phil took on debt from things like furnishing the WA condo to maybe impress Panda.

Moving all your shit across the country isn't exactly cheap either, there's a reason why most people buy mostly new stuff once they arrive.

 

[Pargon]

Moving all your shit across the country isn't exactly cheap either, there's a reason why most people buy mostly new stuff once they arrive.

You're right but I think it's pretty clear from what we've pieced together is that Phil went absolutely buckwild insane spending money leading up to, during, and after purchasing the Wakhando. Dude was on like a three-month bender on blowing his fuck-you money and when that was gone he broke out the credit cards.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

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I saw this on a random page somewhere and that nasty Phillip immediately came to mind.
This has probably been posted a hundred times over and seen by all, but I thought I’d share it.

Funny thing is, I could have posted this at any time during the last few years and it would still be relevant. Sad.

PS: any photoshop pros, feel free to shop Phillip’s ugly mug on there!

 

[DoubleSideKy]

Phil claims that if he did videos on current events or pop culture he would do a better job at it than Pewdiepie because unlike him, Phil is smart. He was the one who blew the lid off the scandal that colleges have a bad habit of accepting people who can pay the admission.

He also said Pewdiepie made gamers look bad because of the PUB G incident. Phil, you make gamers look like literal NEETS. Also shut ins who are unable to mentally have normal conversations and have god complexes. Let's not forget entitled fuck heads who believe that they deserve to make 6 figures a year for doing absolute fuck all. I could of added all of racism and sexism but do I need to?

 

[Shick]

I would love for Phil to do some sort of reaction style social commentary video. Can you imagine him ranting angrily and smuggly (because he's the smartest, realest motherfucker on the internet) about topics that are about a few months too late?

I don't have to imagine it, Sargon still makes videos.

 

[Dandelion]

He also said Pewdiepie made gamers look bad

I love video games, but are there any adults other than Phil who cares unironically about 'gamers' as a social group, and their representation?

 

[wabbits]

He has to make it LESS obvious. That would be a very obvious lie.

/sneed

 

[draculapenis]

Youtube is shit, their algorithms are garbage and trash

This moron is once again assuming he's smarter than Google engineers and that he could make a better algorithm. He also doesn't seem to understand that as Google's advertising algorithm approaches a maximum efficiency limit, people who are less valuable (DSP) are going to make less money from ads because Google is maximizing their own profit (by putting ads on people like PewDiePie).

I hope he plays Minecraft forever, it's a great platform for him to get on his soapbox and talk about stuff he has no knowledge of.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

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