Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

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4Macie said:
He obviously sprayed him with something. I think that's crazy as it is. But I agree, I don't think it was mace, probably perfume or something else that was just gross to be sprayed with. Hell, if Chris was using some kind of spraypaint to "protest" Sonic BlueArm, maybe he sprayed him with that.
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Good point, it could definitely be paint.
 
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Chris demands that he's too shy and withdrawn to instigate a conversation with a girl, yet he has no problem with walking into a busy store dressed like a pantomime dame, causing a scene over something ridiculously insignificant, then spraying a random person with....something as he minces out,

Truly a queen among lolcows.
 
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Now we see first hand how he reacts when he gets in trouble and why he gets banned from stores. I honestly didn't think he was that confrontational and initially assumed he was a coward that just muttered behind people's backs.

Also Chris looks like a super villain from "The Tick".
 
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littlebiscuits said:
He didn't just mace anybody, that was a store employee. You can tell be cause he's wearing a gamestop name tag off a lanyard around his neck. Poor guy, working at Gamestop around the holidays can be soul crushing enough!
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Especially when you gotta deal with a crossdressing male lesbian who demands that you remove all copies and merch you have of the blue armed imposter.

Seriously man, if this is the shit he pulls in public, I'm surprised he hasn't been banned from every store he visits within 100 miles.
 
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To be fair, someone looking like this could spray you with tap water and still inflict significant psychological damage. I'd be burning my clothes.

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Anchuent Christory said:
Chris demands that he's too shy and withdrawn to instigate a conversation with a girl, yet he has no problem with walking into a busy store dressed like a pantomime dame, causing a scene over something ridiculously insignificant, then spraying a random person with....something as he minces out,

Truly a queen among lolcows.
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Chris is a rare specimen: the king AND queen of lolcows.
 
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Ravenor said:
It's not Mace, Sprays like Mace an CsGas are directional sprays not misting ones, they are supposed to be a targetable self defence weapon, if they where atomiser sprays like most spray cans it would defeat the porous. I am guessing this was either perfume from the lengh of the spray OR some deodorant he had in his hands.
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My mace is misting. You spray it in one direction and it its everything in front of you like a cone of choke inducing cloud.

A misting mace like that would have had half the store gagging and coughing. I tried it once on a wall once when there were reports of certain people being very innapropriate with women on buses. It was past its expiration date by a decade, so I wanted to see if it still works.
It had me gagging and it was still making me gag when I returned to the wall five minutes later, the pepper particles handing in the air.
 
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The Doctor said:
Seriously man, if this is the shit he pulls in public, I'm surprised he hasn't been banned from every store he visits within 100 miles.
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I'm surprised he hasn't been beaten up, and I don't mean that in a nasty way, I'm genuinely surprised that nobody's lashed out at him.

Also, I wonder what "Catie" would make of this? Not the mature, gentle soul he claims to be is he?
 
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Axiom said:
I suspect he might be wearing the sunglasses as a way to 'protect his identity', like shady characters and parody secret agents in cartoons who go about in sunglasses as a 'disguise'.

Chris really is an exceptionally exceptional individual.
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Didn't he say something to Renee or someone that he went to a store with his sunglasses and no one knew it was him so he was able to shop there. So he knows that, as he looks now, he's weird but no one realizes he's banned... and then he does THIS shit.
 
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Axiom said:
I suspect he might be wearing the sunglasses as a way to 'protect his identity', like shady characters and parody secret agents in cartoons who go about in sunglasses as a 'disguise'.

Chris really is an exceptionally exceptional individual.
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It might work with someone who has a plain face and somewhat plain hair, but Chris' hair is down to his shoulders and halfway up his head. And with a face like Chris' you don't differentiate from your average Clark Kent.
 
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