Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

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Male Idiot said:
My mace is misting. You spray it in one direction and it its everything in front of you like a cone of choke inducing cloud.

A misting mace like that would have had half the store gagging and coughing. I tried it once on a wall once when there were reports of certain people being very innapropriate with women on buses. It was past its expiration date by a decade, so I wanted to see if it still works.
It had me gagging and it was still making me gag when I returned to the wall five minutes later, the pepper particles handing in the air.
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Really that's a might unusual, at least from what I know. The sprays are designed to be directional to avoid effecting people who are not the aggressor, if it's misting the user might get some of it as well an defeat the object of such a spray. The only time I am aware of them having a misting effect is for crowd control or anti personnel use like with tear gas launchers.

I am not disputing you, just pondering the logic.
 
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Axiom said:
I suspect he might be wearing the sunglasses as a way to 'protect his identity', like shady characters and parody secret agents in cartoons who go about in sunglasses as a 'disguise'.

Chris really is an exceptionally exceptional individual.
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Yep, that outfit is absolutely not going to draw any unwanted attention, it's totally discrete y'all. :P
 
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A few scattered observations:

1) What the fuck is he wearing?

2) That was definitely not mace. The way the employee reacts seems to indicate it was some kind of foul smelling thing, so I'd assume it's just perfume (or maybe paint, as someone theorized above)

3) What the fuck is he wearing?

4) I have to assume he's banned from there now too. No way is anyone who saw him there going to serve him again.

5) I love the way he walks out. Between the casually spraying an innocent employee and the "Don't call anybody!" it becomes such an impressive mix of arrogant, autistic and insufferably awkward that it becomes kind of entertaining...over the internet. If I was in person, I'd probably have felt the desire to yell at him.

6) What. The fuck. Is he WEARING?!
 
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Ravenor said:
Really that's a might unusual, at least from what I know. The sprays are designed to be directional to avoid effecting people who are not the aggressor, if it's misting the user might get some of it as well an defeat the object of such a spray. The only time I am aware of them having a misting effect is for crowd control or anti personnel use like with tear gas launchers.

I am not disputing you, just pondering the logic.
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This is the one I use. It is a german product. The Fog ones are much easier to use, but as you say, the drawback is that they can effect bystanders or the user. But they also can't be defended against as easily as a directional spray. If someone is trying to rape you, this is your best non-lethal friend.

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Someone really needs to tell Chris that the "old high-school sweatshirt over mystery layers" look isn't flattering on much of anyone, especially not when the high-school sweatshirt is old enough to be in high school itself. The only appearance benefit the tomgirl/lesbian-soul thing has yielded is getting Chris wearing newer, slightly fresher-looking clothes, so the ancient sweatshirt reeeeaaallly doesn't help.

I have no idea what's going on with the spraying, but at least the Gamestop employee looks disgusted and befuddled, not actively in pain or anything. I hope he got a break to wash off any traces of... whatever that was.
 
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And Chris wonders why the "apology" letters he sent probably won't work...

Chris' performance there reeks of egotism, craziness, and a hint of desperation (all his past bans seem to have taught him was to fear the police). I wonder what Barb has to say about all these public shenanigans Chris has been getting into lately.
 
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DJAndyMD said:
What the fuck? Chris is beyond out of control, he is really pushing buttons at this point and is going to get in trouble for the upteenth time.
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And when trouble comes knocking, he'll whine about how he was innocent and didn't assault the GameStop guy. Hell, wouldn't put it past him to say he was defending himself from the poor guy.
 
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Male Idiot said:
This is the one I use. It is a german product. The Fog ones are much easier to use, but as you say, the drawback is that they can effect bystanders or the user. But they also can't be defended against as easily as a directional spray. If someone is trying to rape you, this is your best non-lethal friend.

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Interesting, I will admit my only practical epxeriance with this kind of stuff is either from the TA, or my sister who carrys a couple of can's on her belt as part of the job.

I can get the logic, but not the collateral damage aspect of it, to me it defeats the point.
The only time when I was in the TA I was allowed to use the stuff was supposedly civilian crowd suppression an I had to have my Mask on.
The Police are told to cover there mouth an nose when using it if possible.

But it's interesting to know such a spray exists.
 
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