Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

[Sweet and Savoury]

I hope it wasn't mace for his sake. In a lot of counties that counts as assault with a weapon.

 

[Atlas 95]

Who wants to start a betting pool, will Chris get arrested or his ass beaten?

First he gets arrested, then he gets his ass beaten. Then no one will be able to say Chris isn't a virgin

In the (very unlikely) event Chris gets arrested and imprisoned what do you bet he will demand to be put in a female prison because he thinks it will be like Orange is the New Black?

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

the authority in which he says "dont call anybody" makes him sound like some bizarre terrorist holding the store for ransom, that is the face of a man on a mission. If someone said 8 years ago that chris would end up going to jail for having a meltdown related not to trolling, but to an insignificant change to his favorite video game charac...no that'd be surprising but still kinda expected

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Possibly the thing I love (or is that hate?) most about this is the way his performance in this whole scene carries the confidence of a tomgirl who is absolutely in the right and has the moral high-ground.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I hate to say it, but incarceration for an indeterminate amount of time might be best for Chris. It would put him in touch with mental health services and provide him better shelter than what he has currently. The meals would be more nutritious, too.

And maybe, just maybe, something will finally sink into that clown head of his. ue optimistic ratings:

 

[The Joker]

Try to be optimistic, maybe he isn't texting theaton because karma caught up to him and he's in jail!
He is no longer our wimpy meanwhile, now he wants to be a bratty teenage girl.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

the authority in which he says "dont call anybody" makes him sound like some bizarre terrorist holding the store for ransom, that is the face of a man on a mission. If someone said 8 years ago that chris would end up going to jail for having a meltdown related not to trolling, but to an insignificant change to his favorite video game charac...no that'd be surprising but still kinda expected

We live in the age of morons playing dressup going into theaters and shooting a bunch of people. Chris isn't even on thin ice anymore. He's on thick slush.

 

[Thetan]

First he gets arrested, then he gets his ass beaten. Then no one will be able to say Chris isn't a virgin

In the (very unlikely) event Chris gets arrested and imprisoned what do you bet he will demand to be put in a female prison because he thinks it will be like Orange is the New Black?

Maybe you're onto something there. There was an email (which may or may not yet have been made public) where Chris was fantasizing about lesbian prison movies. Maybe that's his endgame all along I guess we should give him more credit for thinking "outside of the box".

 

[Atlas 95]

the authority in which he says "dont call anybody" makes him sound like some bizarre terrorist holding the store for ransom, that is the face of a man on a mission. If someone said 8 years ago that chris would end up going to jail for having a meltdown related not to trolling, but to an insignificant change to his favorite video game charac...no that'd be surprising but still kinda expected

Back when the Blue Arms thing really started to get going @Marvin noted that the best way to get to Chris was through messing with things Chris loves, hence Asperchu and Liquid Snake. But Sonic was always inviolate, the untouchable constant in Chris's life
Then SEGA made his arms blue to unify the character design
Turns out Chris was right about something: he is being trolled by Freaking Emanuel God

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Maybe you're onto something there. There was an email (which may or may not yet have been made public) where Chris was fantasizing about lesbian prison movies. Maybe that's his endgame all along I guess we should give him more credit for thinking "outside of the box".

YES! they would never throw a trans man into a male prison! hes found the secret to accessing the most horny women on the planet! Finally the chris harem fantasy is near fufillment!!

 

[slep]

Couldn't have been mace...the guy would have been screaming. I'm actually betting, knowing Chris, that she sprayed him with perfume.

It doesn't even matter if it was a cup of water. It's still an assault in the eyes of the Law. I think the cops have already paid a visit to Chris & Barb's house by now. Probably not in jail (yet) unless Chris and/or Barb throw another fit. Most likely a lifetime ban from that mall and all Gamestops on Earth is what's in store.

Blue Armed Sonic wins again!

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

he looks like some sort of cartoonish villain. Add me to the list of people who would like to hear from the originator of the video.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

can someone gif that raspberry he blows?

 

[Ravaedu01]

This is some.. next level shit right here.

 

[Enormous Red Straw]

It's like he's begging to go back to jail.

As Chris revealed to Colin circa September 2014, his probation for the Snyder incident doesn't expire until June 2015:

"[Barb and I] have "Felon" labels hanging over our heads until next June."

Chris had better hope that he'd done this at a new store that he'd never been to before, one where nobody would recognize him.

Even spraying water on somebody meets the definition of assault, and the measly 12 seconds of video we've seen are more than sufficient to warrant an arrest.

That's not the sort of thing you want hanging over your head while you're waiting for your probation to clear.

 

[XYZpdq]

So supervillain Chris needs a supervillain name.

Spoiler: You jittery Jerkops will learn to fear the sparkle-glittered wrath of....

The Tomgirl!!! (tm)

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Is there anywhere in Charlottsville/Ruckersville/Barborsville he's not banned at yet? Because we can add GameStop to the "ban" list.

It's amazing. Chris is so malfunctioning that every institution and business has washed his hands of him.

 

[The Joker]

Maybe you're onto something there. There was an email (which may or may not yet have been made public) where Chris was fantasizing about lesbian prison movies. Maybe that's his endgame all along I guess we should give him more credit for thinking "outside of the box".

Oh dear Lord please post it if you can find it. Chris wants to be in a harem anime with hot lesbians I bet.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Is there anywhere in Charlottsville/Ruckersville/Barborsville he's not banned at yet? Because we can add GameStop to the "ban" list.

From what we've read from Chris' latest e-mails, he pretty much is hated by most, if not all of the locals, I assume that means stores too.

 

[MY 405]

As Chris revealed to Colin circa September 2014, his probation for the Snyder incident doesn't expire until June 2015:


Chris had better hope that he'd done this at a new store that he'd never been to before, one where nobody would recognize him.

Even spraying water on somebody meets the definition of assault, and the measly 12 seconds of video we've seen are more than sufficient to warrant an arrest.

That's not the sort of thing you want hanging over your head while you're waiting for your probation to clear.

This. Exactly. This is absolutely a violation of his probation.