Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

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I Want Cake said:
Update:

A friend of mine called the Gamestop in question (cuz he's a total ween) and relayed some info he was able to obtain:

1. It was the Gamestop @ Fashion Square Mall in Charlottesville.

2. The substance that Chris sprayed IS pepper-spray. Not perfume.

3. The Jerkops were called.

4. The other local Gamestops in the area were immediately notified by this Gamestop in order to keep an eye out for Chris coming into their own stores to vandalize/assault.

5. The sprayed employee hasn't yet decided whether to press charges at this time.
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Well holy fuck, if this is true, then Chris is a dick for spraying that guy.

I'm on the fence regarding if the Gamestop guy should press charges or not. Maybe he doesn't want to because he could probably tell that Chris has some serious mental problems, but on the other hand, if Chris gets away with this, then he will think it's okay to go ahead and pepper spray anyone who dares to oppose him.
 
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I can see why Chris probably doesn't really get physically confronted. The way he dresses and keeps his hair just pretty much alerts everyone that he's not mentally all there. His quirky shirts and medallion used to be much more subtle of getting that across but now he looks like a crazy hobo who is layering up for the winter with anything he can find.
 
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Atlas 95 said:
First he gets arrested, then he gets his ass beaten. Then no one will be able to say Chris isn't a virgin

In the (very unlikely) event Chris gets arrested and imprisoned what do you bet he will demand to be put in a female prison because he thinks it will be like Orange is the New Black?
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Psh. Like Chris has ever watched something as adult as Orange is the New Black.

Also, not to belabor the point, but I don't think they put transwoman in women's prisons unless they are mid or post transition. Chris has 0 percent chance of ending up in a women's prison.

Incidentally, I've reached out the tumblr user and politely asked them to come and recount their experience here. I'm hoping they won't end up with waves upon waves of weens in their inbox, but here's hoping we hear from them.

Ps: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING!?
 
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Public sightings are my absolute favorite type of Chris content. There's something about them that reveals just enough about how hilariously insane he is that makes me want to know more. It's like seeing the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot, where you only get a tiny glimpse at them, but that makes you cherish those glimpses all the more.
 
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Oh, and just to add in a quick little thing here. All the guy in the yellow shirt said to Chris was "You're too tense."

tehpope said:
You're doing the lord's work @I Want Cake. Well, your friend is. But thanks for relaying the info.
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Well, I didn't wanna get banned from the forum for weening, but my friend isn't on the forum so he said "I'll make the call for you."
 
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Regardless of whether or not it's actually mace, spraying someone with anything, even water, could be considered assault. So yeah, Chrissy could be landing himself in pretty hot water if he keeps up this crap. And Chris' luck won't keep up. Eventually, someone WILL press charges. Or just kick his ass.

Most likely it's perfume or something, because that retarded, but it's keeping with Chris' weird tranny thing. As for the rest of his ensemble... well, good godbear! Those fucking glasses make him look like some sort of cartoon character! Just hideous!
 
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So does Chris think that his ban from the mall is lifted just because he wrote that letter, or has he just decided not to let the ban get in the way of his crusade against blue arms?

Either way, damn. Trespassing and assault with pepper spray. I'm waiting for a comment from Chris on Facebook.
 
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I Want Cake said:
Update:

A friend of mine called the Gamestop in question (cuz he's a total ween) and relayed some info he was able to obtain:

1. It was the Gamestop @ Fashion Square Mall in Charlottesville.

2. The substance that Chris sprayed IS pepper-spray. Not perfume.

3. The Jerkops were called.

4. The other local Gamestops in the area were immediately notified by this Gamestop in order to keep an eye out for Chris coming into their own stores to vandalize/assault.

5. The sprayed employee hasn't yet decided whether to press charges at this time.
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Did the store had to be evacuated as well? Pepperspray should not be used indoors, because it lingers in the air, making it hard to breath even though you were not sprayed.
 
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I Want Cake said:
Update:

A friend of mine called the Gamestop in question (cuz he's a total ween) and relayed some info he was able to obtain:

1. It was the Gamestop @ Fashion Square Mall in Charlottesville.

2. The substance that Chris sprayed IS pepper-spray. Not perfume.

3. The Jerkops were called.

4. The other local Gamestops in the area were immediately notified by this Gamestop in order to keep an eye out for Chris coming into their own stores to vandalize/assault.

5. The sprayed employee hasn't yet decided whether to press charges at this time.
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I'm surprised the store was willing to give any information out. I've had various altercations in shops I've worked at over the years and once the police are brought in, we're not allowed to disclose anything to customers/anyone else who may be interested
 
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Enormous Red Straw said:
In all fairness, we don't know whether they recognized Chris on sight. It sounds trivial, but it makes a big difference.

The guy who shot the video says that

Nowhere in the videographer's post does he indicate that he knows who Chris is.

Most likely, Chris was making noise, looking strange, and being weird, and the guy captured the video (and the store asked Chris to leave) because there was a weird guy being weird in the store, no more, no less.
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The text in the tumblr post says:
"So I ran into someone today while I was waiting for my sister…he was trying to ruin the Sonic Boom games display and had mace and sprayed some random dude when they said he was banned and started calling security…

Tagged: #chris chan, #chris-chan, #christian weston chandler, #sonichu"

Considering that info, the store employees (or at least one, anyway) were aware of him and his ban, and the tags indicate that the poster knew of him as well. I saw the post when it only had 3 notes, and none of them mentioned Chris... And the tags were there then as well
 
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and in a couple of days he will be bitching in an email to a "friend" that he was banned again.

Apparently he hasn't learned from the Wal-Mart debacle. *SMH*:lol:
 
I don't know if the ween stuff that we got from people calling the GameStop is reliable. I mean, it's entirely possible that Chris sprayed the guy with pepper spray, but would they tell a random stranger that? I could believe it, but I'm skeptical. Regardless, even if it was perfume, it still was assault and Chris violated his probation. The employee should press charges.
 
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