Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

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Ryan Rash said:
He has a criminal record (ie. his last run-in with Snyder). If he does weasel out of this without jail time, I'll be honestly surprised.
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Even if he did somehow get out of this, which I doubt he's getting out of this unscathed, the next time he does something boneheaded (and he will because it's Chris) he'll be S.O.L. He can only play the 'tism card so many times before he comes up against someone that won't be intimidated or moved by it.
 
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Mogambo said:
Except women don't act that way. Hell, even teenage girls don't act that way.
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I dunno man. This is true for the most part, but some do. I suspect Megan in her days with Chris gushing over Sailor Moon may have been somewhat like this.
 
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We've already got people on tumblr crying about misgendering. :roll:
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Up until tonight, I was in the belief that Chris would feel like the XMas 2004 video getting leaked was going to be the worst thing to happen to him this week.

But, Chris decided to end the year with a bang (or a squirt), didn't he?

How long does it take for a police report or arrest to show up in the public record online?
 
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Last time Chris got off I think because of his history with Michael Snyder. Snyder was a local business owner, with a long history of having Chris as a customer, painfully aware of Chris' internet fame (I think he even was interviewed by Christorians once), whom had enough exposure to him that he genuinely wanted Chris to get some help, and generally had some sympathy for the poor bloke. As far as I know/remember, Chris never really did any property damage to Snyder's shop either, generally just was a hassle up until his ban. (and kind of ran him over once or twice later, but..)

Apart from the property damage, Gamestop is large enough and profit driven enough to not know who the hell Chris is nor care about him on any personal level respectively. Plus Chris now has a longstanding record of this kind of behavior, a good deal of it documented officially with the law. I think Chris has finally put himself into a situation where he won't be able to worm his way out.

I love Chris as much as the next Kiwi, but maybe its better this way. He's gone from being a hassle to a vandal to an assaulter, shows no sign of remorse when he does these kinds of things (unless forced to by Snorlax or his lawyers in court), and zero indication of turning his life around. He's getting worse. I never thought of Chris as someone who could do anybody any real genuine harm, I don't believe anyone really has, but he keeps getting more and more outlandish, and more and more violent.
 
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Friends of A-Log said:
For his own good, hopefully he'll be in protective custody. For some reason I don't see him going to jail though.
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It would be hilarious, though, when he manages to unite every single prison gang in their hatred of him though. Granted it'd be a lot less funny once he winds up getting stabbed repeatedly with a shiv but hey, you win some, you loose some.

More likely, Chris would be intimidated and learn to keep his mouth shut real fast. He's never had to deal with REAL bullies before. I'm guessing his 'cute' tomgirl shit would end pretty quick too.
 
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I think he's finally lost what was left of his God forsaken mind. I see him going to the looney bin in 2015, unless he ends up in jail first. The employee should press charges. I wood, no matter who maced me.
 
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Which prison gang will Chris join?
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The shemales will scare him too much for being homos. He is afraid of the blacks. The Mexicans will make fun of his Spanish. The Aryan brotherhood would kick his ass once he sings "don't trust them niggas over there". Maybe he can start a sonichu club!:lol: but we all know it will end with :briefs:
 
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soIregistered said:
The most tragic thing here is, if, or WHEN he goes to court over this, he will ramble unintelligibly about trolls, cyber bullies, and sensory overload about Sonic having blue arms in court, to actual human beings, and will talk about being a lesbian soul and being denied his true and honest sweetheart from the ground up...every CWCism will come out in his defense. A court room reporter will have to type it. A jury will have to look at this sweating drag queen blaming everyone but himself. Oh, to be a fly on that wall.
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Chris will probably spend about 85% of the time zoning out and playing with his hair and twiddling his fingers. He'll only speak when asked to, then he rambles about any random bullshit that he thinks has to do with the questions being asked.

I think what'll make the next time interesting is that his mother won't likely be involved.
 
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IronJustice said:
I dunno man. This is true for the most part, but some do. I suspect Megan in her days with Chris gushing over Sailor Moon may have been somewhat like this.
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Okay, I suppose it's possible, though I always thought Megan was supposed to be something of a 'tomboy.'
 
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