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kebab4you said:
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Any truth to this statement or was he still doing it but just ended up getting a kill or two when he finally left his camping corner?
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so that win, he was definitely camping in the kitchen on the first floor of one of two buildings remaining in the circle with 4 people left, and he camped for quite a while, but all 4 players were in different spots.

Beside him, one was on the roof of the other building, the other 2 were outside one hiding behind the bush and one hiding behind a crates.

Phil came out, the guy behind crate found the guy in the bush and was just about to finish him. The guy on the roof was shooting down on Phil, who fired back briefly and then was hiding behind another crate to heal. The guy from the roof was focusing on Phil's crate so that when he popped out next time he got killed by the original crate guy from another angle.

The ring started to further shrink at the moment and Phil was trying to run back to the house, and as he left the cover of the crate the other guy appeared on the other side of the crate (I think he also wanted to get into the house), they fired at each other and Phil was lucky that the opponent did not have much healing left so he wasnt full health

so there's that win, did he camp in the bathroom? No

Did he camp and waiting for other players to kill each other? absolutely yes
 
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kebab4you said:
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Any truth to this statement or was he still doing it but just ended up getting a kill or two when he finally left his camping corner?
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When I watched it was top 8 or 7, he was camping in a corner of a warehouse until top 4 because he had to move for the circle. He got a kill from someone who circles him and got the win. Even he seemed surprised. I think the bloke he killed must've killed someone literally a second or 2 before dying.

Definitely camped, and I only watched for 5-10 minutes. 3/4 of that was him camping until forces to move. A very pointless lie for him to tell. Even some in his chat were mocking him at the time.

Genuine question for people who watch his streams. Has he ever got a legit win with minimal camping? I've only seen 2 wins, this 1 and his 1st PUBG win, where he won with 0 kills after crawling through the grass.
 
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Dragoonism said:
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Because he have a Joker statue and some replica guns from some games that once in the last 10 years have sold for $1 000 or more, but who ever wanna buy them needs to live in Seattle since he will only get trolled if he tries to sell them online.

Last time he was selling his statues i checked on Ebay what people had sold or were selling for and they got $1 000+ or more for most of the things that he was selling, but the main differences was that they were in mint condition unlike his!

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He can't sell the statues on Ebay because!
  1. He needs to put up a picture of them to show that he really have them and what condition they are in!
  2. He needs to write down where he lives!
And if someone in Renton suddenly started selling statues and game stuff people would find out it was him and start trolling him and write nasty things on the listing!

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Phil: "Do you know how much shipping cost?"

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He sure is having fun!
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Thats one big yawn!

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Phil: "No one wants movie rights to me, trust me!"
No one wanna make a movie about the best SF player in North America 2005? The inventor of the word playthrough and creator of the LP community? The only honest guy online?
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He didn’t actually say that last part did he? Please tell me you made that up, or I might die of a
fatal facepalm.
 
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samovski said:
When I watched it was top 8 or 7, he was camping in a corner of a warehouse until top 4 because he had to move for the circle. He got a kill from someone who circles him and got the win. Even he seemed surprised. I think the bloke he killed must've killed someone literally a second or 2 before dying.

Definitely camped, and I only watched for 5-10 minutes. 3/4 of that was him camping until forces to move. A very pointless lie for him to tell. Even some in his chat were mocking him at the time.

Genuine question for people who watch his streams. Has he ever got a legit win with minimal camping? I've only seen 2 wins, this 1 and his 1st PUBG win, where he won with 0 kills after crawling through the grass.
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I think he had a win where he actually had 7 kills and didn’t play like a complete bitch boy iirc.
 
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Dragoonism said:
Claims he should have killed the other guy because he empty a clip in the other guys face.
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Can someone explain why Phil always thinks that the face is in someone's stomach?
This is far from the first time he claim he shoots someone in the face and is actually shooting them in the stomach, or the legs, only to get killed and bitch about how he headshot the other player!

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What he thinks about the difference between P3 and P4:
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No much difference except in graphics according to Phil!
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Holy SHIT this picture of Phil hardly even looks like a human. He is going downhill fast.
 
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bearsintrees said:
After Panda left him, he put all of his videogame and wrestling crap up on the walls, like it was part of his identity that was lost when moving into his adult house for adults.
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He 100% wants to be a kid with his toys but realizes how that would (almost) never attract the thots that he can also use to pretend to be an adult, so he's stuck in the middle with thousands of dollars of childrens' crap in his closet and the crippling truth of being an old man.
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You can actually be a respectable old man and still have video game stuff up in your house, really. No one will find it weird if, say, someone who worked on games has video game pieces on the walls and decorating his/her shelves. Or you could be a life-long comics fan and still have a nice-looking home with comic-book pieces adorning it. My issue here with Phil is that the pieces he put up aren't all that aesthetically pleasing, and he pretty much stuffed as much as he could on this one hallway. Had the pieces been, say, lithographs of concept art, this wouldn't really be a problem. Heck, he could've just spaced those pieces apart more and it would've looked noticeably better.
 
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Holy SHIT this picture of Phil hardly even looks like a human. He is going downhill fast.
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maybe that's why he switched his twitter photo from real life one to a cartooned version


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SojiroSakura said:
He just went on another rant. Supposedly he called his parents earlier today and they said to him (definitely not putting words in their mouth), "If you did 1/10 of the things the trolls have said you've done, you'd be banned or put in federal prison!" "I KNOW DOOD! It's these negative assholes that make shit up!"

Totally not him breaking TOS every day but he's safe because twitch doesn't enforce their own rules. nah.
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Does he have conversations with other people that aren't about his trolls and detractors? I feel like every time he describes talking to Kat, or talking to his parents, or talking to the guys at Twitch, it's always about how mean everyone is to him and how great his content is.
 
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Salubrious said:
Hell no. DSP wouldn't even do a "DSP Tries It" for his loyal viewers because he wouldn't be able to recoup all the money back in ad revenue. Keep in mind that he's eating the fucking meal that he paid for. Also, maybe a loss leader to build up the channel? Or at the very least, give your loyal lifetime fans a little something for all they do for you? Nope. Too selfish and greedy to record himself eating a meal that they want to see him eat because he wouldn't make 100% of the money back on Youtube. It's a $20 meal and he wouldn't get 40,000 views (assuming $2/1000 views), so he "can't afford it".
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I never quite thought about it this way. He really does get dinner, make some of it back, make his fans happy, etc. We all know he likes fast food, and in moderation, who doesn't? He's probably eating it anyway most days. It also really reminds me of Patreon, Ace Attorney being a prime example. it doesn't matter that he got so much money to play it to begin with, since he's not making money NOW, he doesn't need to fulfill that obligation anymore. It's so immature, short-sighted and childish I can't believe it.
 
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Keanu Reeves said:
I never quite thought about it this way. He really does get dinner, make some of it back, make his fans happy, etc. We all know he likes fast food, and in moderation, who doesn't? He's probably eating it anyway most days. It also really reminds me of Patreon, Ace Attorney being a prime example. it doesn't matter that he got so much money to play it to begin with, since he's not making money NOW, he doesn't need to fulfill that obligation anymore. It's so immature, short-sighted and childish I can't believe it.
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Think about it from a narcissist's point of view.

"DSP Tries It" means that someone else gets to choose for him. This loss of control is unacceptable. He cannot be told what to do, even if it's a benefit to him.

It's like when people boast about how rebellious they are, saying "if someone tells me to do something, I'll do the opposite". Same thing here.
 
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It's like when people boast about how rebellious they are, saying "if someone tells me to do something, I'll do the opposite". Same thing here.
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Can also be applied to his patreon games. The patrons vote for X, and nope, he has a dozen reasons why X won't work and will do something else.
 
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Kheapathic said:
Can also be applied to his patreon games. The patrons vote for X, and nope, he has a dozen reasons why X won't work and will do something else.
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That's always amazed me.

It's a multiple choice poll that he himself created, right? Why are there choices on the poll that DSP doesn't want to play? Is there a write-in option that I'm unaware of?
 
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Salubrious said:
That's always amazed me.

It's a multiple choice poll that he himself created, right? Why are there choices on the poll that DSP doesn't want to play? Is there a write-in option that I'm unaware of?
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I honestly don't know as I never looked, I never went to Dave's channel but always got the info via detractor videos and now Tevin re-streams. The most I remember is there'd be a poll, and even though one of the options would be something he didn't want, it'd still be there, and he'd tell them "Don't vote for that." I don't know who the bigger retard is in that case; Phil because he allegedly knew he had detractors on his patreon, or his fans who know he's an unreliable piece of shit.
 
If Dark gets more tips and such from his talking and jabbering on about drama then why doesn't he just do drama full time? Its not like he can do a worse job than Andy Warski or Ice posiedin.
 
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If Dark gets more tips and such from his talking and jabbering on about drama then why doesn't he just do drama full time? Its not like he can do a worse job than Andy Warski or Ice posiedin.
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He has a bit more self-awareness than Warski or Ice Poseidon. Don't get me wrong, they're all fucking idiots in their own endearing ways. But Phil is more cautious than those two... for what it's worth.
 
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