Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

[The Dude]

Barb's reaction should be priceless when the JERKOPS come knocking on her door.

Think she'll earn herself another assaulting a police officer charge?

 

[Holdek]

Is it safe to say all the white knights are gone?

Chris' only real skill is his ability to turn feels into facepalms.

 

[asperhes]

I'm going to go to bed now, but as I drift off to sleep, I will be thinking about the bizarre paradox of the "manchild." I'll think about his favorite YouTube videos, the ponies and the Legos and Sesame Street, and how this same adult autistic child wants a lesbian orgy and is willing to kill Sega executives. I'll think about how he's too shy to talk to girls but is able to scream at and assault GameStop employees.

 

[CWCissey]

Man, why am I the only one who thinks this sucks? Sure it's poetic, justified and warranted for Chris to be sentenced to a nickel up at Albermarle... but that's it. Game Over. They gonna let him Facebook in the big house? The activity we all enjoy of Chris Watching disappears.

Until Marvin gets a job in the big house.

 

[YI 457]

I woke up and I see this. Why, Chris.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Why can't this bastard just SHOP ONLINE.

 

[Holdek]

I just heard on the Charlottesville police scanner that they arrested a suspect and had to hogtie and dogpile on him like, "A thousand pounds of sausages." Possibly related?

 

[jc17]

Burning his bridges at every turn, just like always.

He's incapable of learning and therefor I'm incapable of feeling bad for him.

Why can't this bastard just SHOP ONLINE.

And lose all those positive social interactions he so craves?

 

[Ca Ira]

I just heard on the Charlottesville police scanner that they arrested a suspect and had to hogtie and dogpile on him like, "A thousand pounds of sausages." Possibly related?

*khhhkht* We've got a two-two-seven in progress. *kkhkht* HOG-TIME HIM AND TIGHTEN UP HIS DOMINANT HAND *kkhttt*

 

[Judge Holden]

*khhhkht* We've got a two-two-seven in progress. *kkhkht* HOG-TIME HIM AND TIGHTEN UP HIS DOMINANT HAND *kkhttt*

"Suspect is resisting arrest. Proceeding to give him a tattoo on the house" *sound of police boot crunching retard face on the ground along with a high pitched squealing

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Why can't this bastard just SHOP ONLINE.

But if he shops online, how will he know if the manajerks complied with his demands?

 

[GS 281]

There have been many times in the past when we have said "It's over... No Coming back from this!" I really think this is it. Matter of fact, within the next few weeks, I can see Chris doing something even dumber.

 

[MondoPrime]

The guy's a major-league asshole.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

It's simple really. Chris' desires are the source of all that is good. The GS employees were not rushing to fulfill Chris' demands. Therefore they are evil and he is perfectly justified in harming them.

This kind of attitude is fairly common in bullies, sjw, and prisoners. All three of which Chris has been.

 

[Cotton Puddings]

i imagine he'll get away with this like he gets away with everything

i'll gladly eat crow if i'm wrong

 

[John Furrman]

Jailbird Saga 2015 here we go

 

[LightningStrikes]

Think she'll earn herself another assaulting a police officer charge?

If she's truly of Weston blood, I would imagine so. Police are intimidated by her keen intellect, and unfairly persecute her and her precious hoard-getter. It'd be perfectly justifiable, for her to attack police again.

Ahhh, if only we could go back to a simpler time...

 

[JFKdestroyer]

I was just able to find the incident on the archived recording of the Charlottesville Police dispatch radio (For what it's worth, this happened shortly after 2PM it looks like). Working on getting a copy online. It's badly distorted and cuts out but luckily captures the dispatcher communicating the best part.

...is described as a white male, 5-foot 9, with long brown hair. He was wearing two sets of glasses and fake breasts. The name is supposed to be 'Christopher Chandler'."

EDIT 1: An officer relays that Mall Security "Knows who he is". So people who doubted that anybody still cared... Well, they do.

EDIT 2: From what I'm hearing, several officers showed up to search the parking lot and mall for him, and mall security did the same. This is serious stuff.

EDIT 3: The police called Barb. Barb claimed he was driving a "Blue Ford Focus" but she didn't know his plate and didn't know his phone number. It sounds like the police also tried to call Chris.

EDIT 4: It sounds like the police themselves notified the other GameStops in the area, as police are dispatched to a different GameStop when a blue ford focus is seen in the parking lot.

EDIT 5: Chris knocked on some MALE's car window in the Fashion Square parking lot. Said male promptly called the police.

EDIT 6: I cannot say this with 100% accuracy, but from what I just heard, Chris may have been taken into custody.

EDIT 7: "He went into Sears and caused issues and left about 30 minutes ago."

AUDIO AVAILABLE HERE

 

[CWCissey]

Personally I'm kinda hoping he gets put under house arrest. I believe that's a perfectly fitting punishment, to have him sealed away with Barb. Chris has shown himself to have become completely unstable, paranoid, and violent, and its over the most ridiculous freaking thing imaginable.

Pretty sure there's something in the US constitution banning the use of cruel and unusual punishments.

 

[MayMay]

Why is it that, without any context, my first guess was "Vandalizing a Sanic Bum display"?

Usually when people say "Chris sighting" I tend to think "just at McDonald's/attempting to dance/playing legos/being unwittingly creepy to children"

Now I can't help but wonder if he's gonna try and derail the charges into "THAT BLUE ARMED IMPOSTER SENT JERKOPS AFTER ME! POLITICAL PRISONER!" or attempt to turn it into a lawsuit against Sega because Sanic's arm colour is actually consistent with the rest of him now.