Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

[Drawets Rednaxela]

So that's why he didn't chimp out over Blarms Sanic last month. He was waiting to make it this year's CWCmas special. I knew he wouldn't let us down. Enjoy your extended stay in jail, Chris.

 

[Ronichu]

Chris is not on probation.

Also, LOL. Chris believed he can do whatever he wants because he is trans, including assaulting random people? He really is a SJW now.

 

[redcent]

I can say from personal experience that being willingly hospitalized is still terrifying, and I can imagine that an institution that houses legitimate criminals would be even worse. The doctors and orderlies treat you with respect and dignity, don't get me wrong, but you get up close and personal with some of the darkest aspects of the human psyche in regards to yourself and the other patients. There is a distinct chance that Chris could even be put into a psychosis ward should he be hospitalized, which is just a hive for trouble. Not that I believe Chris has psychosis - he's too self aware - but he does suffer from enough delusion that it could warrant a move to a more intensive ward. The orderlies would have a rough time with him at least, and if he can't play nice with "slow in the minds" then I'd hate to see him confined to a common room filled with people who've forgotten their real names as a result of constant, intense hallucinations.

This is all just pure speculation, of course, on a BIG hypothetical scenario. Chris needs psychiatric help to be sure, but he's competent enough to function. He just lacks the motivation to actually function.

This may be true, I was going by my own experience as well though. It all depends on who he gets lumped with and it would be different in the US.
It may be frightening, but it still might be a better option than getting stuck in jail. I wasn't threatened while I was there, for example. Jail might be different in regards to his safety. But then again I don't know what jail is like TBH.

 

[ICametoLurk]

So this is the end of the Tugboat if they press charges against him?

 

[mauggg]

It's disgusting how Chris seems completely apathetic to the fact that he assaulted an innocent bystander because of a disagreement over Sonic's fucking arm color.

Furthermore, his insistence that "being trans" gives him the right to do so... I don't think even SJW's can defend this one, though I'm sure some will try.

I'm going to go ahead and take a guess that the Youtube comments are not Chris.

But hell, who knows. Anything's possible with him.

 

[Cephalometrist]

Maybe he should have put the time and energy he invested in this (by Chris' standards relatively well-planned) coup into making the remaining Sonichu medallions.
His (and Barb's) financial situation would have given them enough troubles in 2015 and now he potentially faces another police investigation, just because he disliked a minor redesign in a bad game of an overrated franchise.
Alright, I'm calling it now: they are going to lose 14 BC next year.

 

[4Macie]

Chris comments on video, admits to macing guy "Because he called me male"View attachment 11758 . He should get away with it "because he's trans".

Other comment Chris has made on his youtube account...View attachment 11759

These aren't Chris's real youtube accounts. I know it's says "Cwcvilleguardian" but when you look at the video Chris linked via his facebook:

and the one on THIS account:

They are different (there's a "Y" at the end of the fake one, and the addresses after youtube.com are different). The "fake" account is the one with these comments. And Chris's video was never made public on his channel. The only way to get to it is from his facebook link.

Edit: This "fake" account also only has this one video uploaded, it doesn't have any of Chris's playlists or his other videos

 

[Ronin369]

Is it safe to say all the white knights are gone?

 

[Space_Dandy]

Is it safe to say all the white knights are gone?

This is definitely a strike against them. I just hope we don't see more a-loggers.

 

[Uzumaki]

Is it safe to say all the white knights are gone?

See tumblr.

 

[Long Sun]

If Chris is charged the best thing would be to plea to common misdemeanor assault if the prosecutor will go for it. It would like be sometime in jail,

 

[Bob Boxbody]

These aren't Chris's real youtube accounts. I know it's says "Cwcvilleguardian" but when you look at the video Chris linked via his facebook:

and the one on THIS account:

They are different (there's a "Y" at the end of the fake one, and the addresses after youtube.com are different). The "fake" account is the one with these comments. And Chris's video was never made public on his channel. The only way to get to it is from his facebook link.

Edit: This "fake" account also only has this one video uploaded, it doesn't have any of Chris's playlists or his other videos

Oh ok, I didn't know that. It certainly looks like him. Will the cops think it's his real account?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If Chris is charged the best thing would be to plea to common misdemeanor assault if the prosecutor will go for it. It would like be sometime in jail,

Plea? That's not the Chandler way.

 

[Deezy]

These aren't Chris's real youtube accounts. I know it's says "Cwcvilleguardian" but when you look at the video Chris linked via his facebook:

and the one on THIS account:

They are different (there's a "Y" at the end of the fake one, and the addresses after youtube.com are different). The "fake" account is the one with these comments. And Chris's video was never made public on his channel. The only way to get to it is from his facebook link.

Edit: This "fake" account also only has this one video uploaded, it doesn't have any of Chris's playlists or his other videos

heh, there is also not enough Weird Capitalization

 

[A-№1]

there's also a lot more we don't know about, and likely never will. To most locals, he's a curiosity at best, a nuisance or embarrassment at most other times. I doubt everyone knows he has a modicum of internet fame (or infamy rather) and many others just don't care enough to upload his antics.

That's pretty true. I mean it's not like every stupid thing he does is documented by people who witness it. One can only wonder what other stunts he's pulled off while nobody was filming or talked about it afterwards online.

Of course if Chris really does stupid shit like this all the damn time (which seems very likely), the very fact that he's still at large (heh) means that he's somehow so far managed to avoid the consequences for doing stupid shit like this as well. Which is why I have my doubts about him facing any serious consequences this time. He is uncannily lucky. But then you never know…

If OPL were smart -- and I'm not implying that he is -- he could attempt to use this clause

Nothing herein contained shall prevent the use of tear gas or other gases by police officers or other peace officers in the proper performance of their duties, or by any person or persons in the protection of person, life or property.
​

To dig himself out of trouble by insisting that he felt "threatened" by Mr. Yellowshirt and gave him a short, controlled burst of "liquid deterrent" to make Yellowshirt "back off"; because OPL -- being a member of an oppressed minority -- needs to keep mansplaining transphobes away from his lesbian soul.
It probably won't work, but it is a gambit that a dumb, gullible juror might momentarily take seriously.

Doesn't count if it's done in the execution of another crime, to wit, trespassing, vandalism, flight etc. Chris was also clearly not being threatened in the video. Even if he is clever enough to try this, he'll get bitch slapped for it by the prosecution and the judge in short order.

 

[Ronin369]

Barb's reaction should be priceless when the JERKOPS come knocking on her door.

 

[CWCissey]

This. Exactly. This is absolutely a violation of his probation.

His probation ended a while ago didn't it?

 

[Ronin369]

Yes. One of probation 2012-2013

 

[MY 405]

His probation ended a while ago didn't it?

I believe this is true, I was proceeding from The Gift That Keeps On Giving's declaration of still being on probation from the Colin emails ... Which was a seriously stupid move on my part. Either way, he has committed a massive mistake here and is a major moron (this is my paltry defense).

 

[Le Bateleur]

A copy of the original video, plus various slow-motion speeds.