Chris-Chan Arrested and in Jail, awaiting Hearing on Monday (28-Dec-2014)

[YI 457]

And to think staff was recently considering renaming the forums in a manner to de-emphasize the CWC aspect! CWC never forgets his fans. When Jace pusses out and Jay backs off, CWC takes the initiative and provides for his fans.

You know that for his video court hearing, the following phrases/words WILL be spoken out loud to someone in a position of legal and governmental authority: trolls, sonic, blue arms, manajerk, jerkop, Mayor of CWCville, sonichu. Think of that. Someone in real life, from the adult world, is going to be exposed to the crazy nonsense we don't tell most people that we follow. Things are indeed about to get real.

Whoever called the police and got the verification that Chris is indeed locked up, you've got big ones.

What should be next: get the mugshots? Field agents in court? It would'nt be the first time.

PS: thanks

 

[Bob Boxbody]

More likely it would consist of attempting to flirt with a desk sergeant, much as she tried with the guys at Rainbow.

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Wait a minute, flirt with the guys at Rainbow??

 

[just some jerk]

would he have his own cell or be put in with other dang males

 

[CWCissey]

Painting arms in the Gamestop
I fought the law and the, law won. I fought the law and the, law won.

 

[nvrwastetree]

That is not so as evidenced by Hellblazer's request. Also, how can one read text on such a small scree

Someone go to the hearing and bring either a tape recorder or set your phone up to covertly record. This is going to be a popcorn-muncher of a hearing.

n without a magnifying glass?

You do realize that some cell phones have big screens? I'm reading the forums on my phone just fine. If you need a magnifying glass to read a cell phone screen, you may want to consider going to your eye doctor and having your eyes examined.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I wonder what Cyan and Indigo are up to tomorrow...

 

[Henry Bemis]

Any idea how long before this goes up on Virginia's court case info site?

 

[trip2themoon]

At normal speed it's a bit blink and you'll miss it. I'm glad the guy in the shop never seemed to get any of that shit in his face. I don't have much to say other than: ha ha ha ha ha.

About time he suffered the consequences of his actions.

 

[Doctor Duke]

Thinking on it more, this is an intense situation. Chris isn't eligible for his video-arraignment with a judge until Monday. That means no bail will be set, and nobody, not Rocky, not Barb, nobody can get him out until (at the earliest) late Monday afternoon. He may not even KNOW that, either. It's not like they drop in frequently to update you and let you know you'll be alright at a specific date and time. You're in jail. It's a terrible thing to imagine going through.

But he either legitimately had someone's cat killed or bragged about it to impress a girl, so fuck him.

 

[axcel]

He'll hate the gamestop employee for the rest of his life. He'll never stop believing that the gamestop employee is a bad person for defending himself. But maybe, just maybe, he'll understand that assaulting people gets him in trouble, and maybe he'll learn to keep his seething hatred to himself forever.

See, I would LOOOVE to have Chris' side of the story before he finds out people have the video. If it's anything like the Target arrest or Mike Snyder arrest, he'll paint a picture where he's the innocent victim, bullied by some "dumb male" employee as he was already leaving the store, then "slammed to the ground" by some jerkops.
This is the first time that we have empirical evidence that he was not the victim. I wonder if that will change his story at all?

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

So, is it safe to say that this is the endgame?

End of an era as far as Chris terrorising Charlottesville goes.

What a great way to end such a chaotic year. So long, Chris. And thanks for all the lulz. ☺

 

[slep]

This whole scenario isn't going to teach Chris the error of his ways, however it will probably put him into the mindset of "mean people will be mean to me when I put myself within reach of them" so he'll hopefully just lay low again and not tard around in stores.
Yeah it's not an ideal solution, but remember who we're dealing with here, it's the best we're going to get. The real aim is to stop Chris bothering or even hurting others and that's what's important.

I think Chris will fail to even process the data in that way. All it will do is strengthen his resolve to get his bans overturned as soon as he's let out and failing that, he'll just barge his way in and do stuff anyway. He's been fanatical about trying to find a girl to bang out Crystal for years. This jihad he has against the blue armed monstrosity will burn on forever.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

To the people saying Barb wont have bail money, she could put her house up but that means Chris has got to show up for court or they would lose the house to the city.

 

[namazuros]

Spoiler

"Blue arms aren't the law. I'm the law."

 

[Very Honest Content]

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."

Couldn't have happened to a fatter asshole.

 

[slep]

What should be next: get the mugshots? Field agents in court? It would'nt be the first time.

PS: thanks

Oh that's right! There's GOT to be a new mugshot taken by now. If Skyraider wanted to try to obtain a copy, I'd gladly pitch in for the fees.

 

[mapdark]

sorry if this is late but I just woke up to this. I'm really surprised he's actually gotten arrested considering how many times he's actually managed to get out of trouble

 

[Coldgrip]

This is the first time that we have empirical evidence that he was not the victim. I wonder if that will change his story at all?

What do you mean "first time"?

 

[Ravenor]

I know he isn't in the general population of the prison, however I think it's high time he had a real awakening as to the gravity of the situation he has found himself in through his own idiotic choices.

As others have said he won't learn anything from this, he will use all the mental gymnastics he has at his disposal to find a way to blame some one any one but himself for what's transpired.

As for what he is charged with, I really hope they throw the book at him just to see what sticks I am not aloging when I say that but the longer he is in custody for the longer he can't do his own thing he will have to learn to follow some one else's schedule an rules it would be the first time in over a decade he would have had to do that and it would be just the sharp shock he seems to need to learn anything. That's the only way he might learn anything from this whole mess.

 

[Naxra]

To the people saying Barb wont have bail money, she could put her house up but that means Chris has got to show up for court or they would lose the house to the city.

Barb wouldn't put up the place that hosts the all-mighty Hoard for the sake of her deadbeat son..why risk the entire hoard to get one smaller part of it back a little quicker?