CWC's GameStop Assault and Arrest MegaThread & Speculation (27-Dec-2014)

[Cackman]

I'd love to know Barb's reaction to all of this. Legal fees, the potential of the tugboat sinking, her errand boy being taken away...

We've always asked "what will happen to Chris when Barb dies?", but in many ways Barb is more dependent on Chris than the other way round.

 

[drmccoy]

He'll probably apply for a public defender on Monday.

I DEMAND TO TALK TO MY LAWYER

Rob Bell's Office: Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Caller ID, Ring, Ring, voicemail.

Chris: This is Cwishun Chandler and I need you to help against da twolls and da jerkops.

Rob Bell's office: That will be $100/hour. No, wait, $150/hour, Rob has to buy another BMW. NO HAGGLE and NO TRADES.

Chris: ........


And on the whole "what Bob left them" topic: They fucked up a steady, if small, stream of income and a nice house, well, a house at least. They did it in less than three years. If he loses his tugboat that means every precaution Bob took is essentially gone. Sorry, in this case he deserves it. Stupid fucking asshole and his fucking dumb Sonic fixation. Christ, he has potentially ruined his life over some stupid video game. Sums up Chris pretty well, actually.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I still can't get over Chris going out the day after Christmas to flout mall and store bans, vandalize a display, and pepper spray some dude. The day after Christmas, a super busy retail day (between gift returns and exchanges and people cashing in gift cards), in the middle of the day. That is so fucking crazy. How could anyone, even someone as nuts as Chris, think this could turn out well?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I still can't get over Chris going out the day after Christmas to flout mall and store bans, vandalize a display, and pepper spray some dude. The day after Christmas, a super busy retail day (between gift returns and exchanges and people cashing in gift cards), in the middle of the day. That is so fucking crazy. How could anyone, even someone as nuts as Chris, think this could turn out well?

We all celebrate Christmas in our own way.

 

[nad7155]

This is life altering shit for most people

 

[Sammy]

You think the other inmates will think his taint piercing is tough and cool?

 

[KillerKarlKox]

I'm curious on how many fruits/vegetables Chris seldomly eat or even like.

Maybe prison will finally be where he is forced to eat vegetables. Or he'll end up at the prison medical facilities with scurvy.

 

[soIregistered]

You think the other inmates will think his taint piercing is tough and cool?

If they get close enough to see it, his butt is IN TROUBLE.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

We all celebrate Christmas in our own way.

Worst reenactment of "Good King Wenceslaus" ever.
Tomgirl Chris, the louse, went out
On the feast of Stephen
People shopping all about
In the GameStop, even
Blue were Sonic's arms that day
Which Chris thought was cruel
Chris whipped out the pepper spray
Acting like a foo-oo-ool.

 

[Chris_R]

Can any Sonichu canon experts tell us Cwcville's laws regarding vandalism?

 

[Male Idiot]

I think Chris won't get out free from this, but I do think he'll get a lighter sentence due to his... issues and autism. Maybe half a year, or a year?

 

[extreme_misfortune]

Bob's got it lucky, I doubt he would've been able to stop Chris from doing these things, the angel of death shown him mercy from CWC's crazytrain of burning their house down and getting into several legal battles. Tagging along with CWC sounds like a fate worse than death. Meanwhile, it kinda feels like Barb's getting hers from being an abusive manipulator all her life, raising an incompetent slave to serve her, and that's just what she got. I guess in a sick way, this is how it should have been. I'm sure Cole's laughing his ass off.

 

[soIregistered]

Do they serve pickles in jail?

 

[KillerKarlKox]

Can any Sonichu canon experts tell us Cwcville's laws regarding vandalism?

The worst crime was importing in cigarettes or alcohol which carried either 10 years in jail or a $1500 fine. So given that this is the worst crime, and murder would carry less harsh penalties than this. We could assume that it would be around a year in jail or 150 dollar fine.

Unless it is against mayor for life Christian Weston Chandler, which would be justification for the death penalty.

 

[blackie toy]

I still can't get over Chris going out the day after Christmas to flout mall and store bans, vandalize a display, and pepper spray some dude. The day after Christmas, a super busy retail day (between gift returns and exchanges and people cashing in gift cards), in the middle of the day. That is so fucking crazy. How could anyone, even someone as nuts as Chris, think this could turn out well?

Yeah. I'm trying to figure out what set Chris off this time. It had to have been something to go from low-level ridiculousness to full-blown felonious conduct. I don't think it's just something that's been building since Bob died or the shit with the house started to fall through, either. I think something significant may have happened that we're not quite aware of (at least not publicly).

What I want to know is whether any of Thetan's accounts received anything during the evasion period. I think it's probably a longshot, but he might have said something.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Transfatty

New forum member incoming.

 

[wheat pasta]

I'm sure Cole's laughing his ass off.

Naw, he's just living his life and being a hack. He doesn't really care to associate with CWC in any way.

 

[Panpizza]

Yeah. I'm trying to figure out what set Chris off this time. It had to have been something to go from low-level ridiculousness to full-blown felonious conduct. I don't think it's just something that's been building since Bob died or the shit with the house started to fall through, either. I think something significant may have happened that we're not quite aware of (at least not publicly).

What I want to know is whether any of Thetan's accounts received anything during the evasion period. I think it's probably a longshot, but he might have said something.

I don't think it's complicated at all.

Chris is just especially passionate about Sonic, and Sonic's arm color being changed may very well be the most mad he's ever been over a single thing. As such, he lashed out with an unprecedented amount of tard-rage. I really don't think there's anything else to it.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

This is an outrage! How can they put Chris in jail for protesting against the blue armed monstrosity?! These blue arms give autistics near and far sensory overload and are an insult to Sonic fandom! We should make a petition for Chris's immediate release, dropping of all charges and recall of everything Sonic Boom until the arms are changed back to their true and honest beige color!

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Can any Sonichu canon experts tell us Cwcville's laws regarding vandalism?

Chris doesn't see it as destroying property, rather Chris feels he is transforming said property into what is right. In cwcville it would depend on if the GameStop employees are villainous trolls or honest and true entrepreneurs. There are no strict laws on cwcville businesses but it can be said that cwcs police force will more than likely turn a blind eye to acts of vandalism that further the agenda of the ruling class. Chris will not outright ban blue armed sonic from being displayed but will actively make sure investigations to the vandalism of said displays will not be pursued. If one of the vandals is a member of the chaotic combo. Lethal force can be employed if they feel threatened whilst defacing property