DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[clownpiss]

Haven't seen that Patreon slide before, why did he put that into the pre-stream when he hasn't done anything with it for months?

anything that can possibly make phil any amount of money and take away from the time he has to spend playing games is well worthwhile, same reason he still has his teespring store plug in his prestream script despite him mentioning hes gone months without selling a single item in it before

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I like that he didn't just ban him for daring to utter a piss take. Maybe his mods are gonna start giving leeway to viewers. As it always should've been.

Notice though how he basically had to do that behind Phil's back, though. It just goes to show the level of negativity there. If Phil caught that, he'd think it was a detractor meme or something and give him the lean in manual ban. It's a wonder why anyone would think of willingly subbing to his Twitch channel at all.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Short answer: Yes.
Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeees.

Tho I'm unable to recall my previous stand on this subject, if I ever expressed it anyway, I do not enjoy the entertainment. Needless to say his attempt to produce real and ahnest entertainment fails on the entire road, the laugh comes when this greedy swine gets punished by his own lackluster decisions he isn't even aware of (he did nothing wrong and everyone else is at fault), this is my only joy as bad people deserve all the bad things they work for; a beautiful self-fulfilling destiny.
I do not wish to see a sincerely bad person like Phil surviving, my sense for justice is too strong to put my own needs or the existence of a community over him. I won't shed a tear when everything here falls apart, but I will applaud when this pigroach reaches the end of his road.

I wish for him an experience which makes his imprinted behavior STOP. If this means he loses everything, gets homeless, [things far worse], or simply wakes up from his slumber and shifts 180° is irrelevant. The current Phil just has to stop, that's all I'm asking for. The cancer on society, the guy who drills holes in his boat, won't get away when people repair his damage unironically or with intend. "You" people with the tape of fixing-shekels enable shitheads like him, "you" allow him to suck money of the ones who are too stupid or young to recognize what's happening, "you" are worse than those poor stupids as "you" know very well all the wrong shit he's doing and support it.

Just let this guy sink!

^^^ I will just let my bro here speak on my behalf. He puts it much more eloquently than I will (and highfive to him for that because iirc he's not even a native English speaker & I fucking am.)

I'll only add/emphasize that DSP is a dumb cunt who is only funny when he's in genuine crisis mode. There are 9,001 other cows & counting, on this forum, that I also watch, or can start watching at any time. I only pay attention to this one because he's a dick that I'm actively rooting against because eventual combustion is what I believe he deserves.

If he disappears tomorrow, I will laugh heartily & then forget about him. I'll keep watching my other cows graze. And the "deetraktur" channels that are worth a shit will move their talents to other cows too & their videos will still be fun to watch.

Basically, nothing of value will be lost.

 

[boxybum]

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Bruh, those are some thicc pixels.
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https://streamable.com/1pyel

DSP wants a KC tier twitch chat apparently for serious discussions only.

So it's okay to spam emotes as long as they are his? Why is he being so petty about this shit all of a sudden. There were always people spamming emotes in the past and he didn't care about it at all. Suddenly he is making a big deal about it.

To me it seems he is just trying to create drama over something so meaningless. Like he is just looking for something to complain about.

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

^^^ I will just let my bro here speak on my behalf. He puts it much more eloquently than I will (and highfive to him for that because iirc he's not even a native English speaker & I fucking am.)

I'll only add/emphasize that DSP is a dumb cunt who is only funny when he's in genuine crisis mode. There are 9,001 other cows & counting, on this forum, that I also watch, or can start watching at any time. I only pay attention to this one because he's a dick that I'm actively rooting against because eventual combustion is what I believe he deserves.

If he disappears tomorrow, I will laugh heartily & then forget about him. I'll keep watching my other cows graze. And the "deetraktur" channels that are worth a shit will move their talents to other cows too & their videos will still be fun to watch.

Basically, nothing of value will be lost.

For every LOLCOW that falls, two more rise to take its place

 

[Shambler]

So it's okay to spam emotes as long as they are his? Why is he being so petty about this shit all of a sudden. There were always people spamming emotes in the past and he didn't care about it at all. Suddenly he is making a big deal about it.

To me it seems he is just trying to create drama over something so meaningless. Like he is just looking for something to complain about.

dsp's always tried to control his fanbase, this is just another atempt
"hey guys, other emotes? baaad, mine? gooood"

 

[Billericay Dickie]

TOTAL SUBS 415

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[That Hedonist Nerd]

TOTAL SUBS 415

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WTF happened in December that netted him 600 tier 3 subs?!

 

[Billericay Dickie]

WTF happened in December that netted him 600 tier 3 subs?!

Emerald Seven Sub Bomb

 

[Shambler]

WTF happened in December that netted him 600 tier 3 subs?!

december was E7 if im not mistaken

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

4. Umm... Who would move all that? I can't do it because of my bad back, dood! Kat gets annoyed that she has to carry all the groceries every time, so she wouldn't want to do this for me. I don't have the money to pay someone from Kat's gym to do it, she knows a lot of bodybuilders like I used to be since she's always telling me about them. So there you go.

She doesn't have to carry in all groceries. He let's her use the handcart to bring in the groceries.

 

[RawEggs]

DSP just got trolled by his own chat. Really fun and positive dood!Asking chat for advice and man crying about it when it's not right and saying they are wasting everyone's time. Wahhh!

 

[James Smith]

A bigger point is why the fuck he needs an energy-guzzling aircon in the first place. Even if he's in a south-facing room I don't imagine the WA temperatures are unbearably hot. Just use a decent fan or an air cooler my dood.

DSP considers 75 degrees a heat wave. Not kidding.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

DSP considers 75 degrees a heat wave. Not kidding.

dont forget, hes got his ps4 and tv running all* day. those things throw off a lot of heat when they are choking on dust.

*all refers to a period of dsptime known as 4-5 hours

 

[Pargon]

dont forget, hes got his ps4 and tv running all* day. those things throw off a lot of heat when they are choking on dust.

*all refers to a period of dsptime known as 4-5 hours

Not certain about this but given his general paranoia and how often he's bitched about landscapers in the past I'm guessing he opens his windows just about fucking never. He could open a few throughout the house and probably create a pleasant crossbreeze but he'd need to leave his office door open for that and I'm guessing that'd just lead to Kat committing a justifiable homicide.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

DSP considers 75 degrees a heat wave. Not kidding.

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A quick search on google proves Phil did nothing wrong, it's not his fault you nudnik detractor!

 

[Comma]

So uhhm... yeah... DSP wants to get a cat.

Haven't seen it being discussed as of yet, but this is from the unrecorded "pre-stream" of yesterday's late stream:

"Perhaps we'll even start looking for a cat. Who knows?":

(https://youtu.be/hgThxJz9_0M?t=13457 => had to take the footage from the black dood's re-stream because obviously DSP doesn't record the 2nd stream's pre-stream)

So, Mister "I can barely make ends meet every month!" and "I'm currently in no financial position to take care of a pet!" is thinking of getting a cat. How does he not see that this is extremely bad timing to splash money on a pet you said you absolutely couldn't afford just months ago, while currently still being neck-deep in all kinds of debts?

Or is this part of his masterplan to focus payments on the house, and say fuck it to the other stuff and just spend that shit, thus fucking up his credit beyond repair? Will Kat (help) pay for the cat? I mean, I know getting a cat doesn't have to cost much, depending on where you get it from, but it's still a thing that will cost money on a structural basis. Money that he surely can spend on more important shit. And what if the cat gets sick/wounded/needs medical treatment? That shit can stack up to thousands of dollars.

I don't...

I don't even.

 

[Pargon]

So uhhm... yeah... DSP wants to get a cat.

Haven't seen it being discussed as of yet, but this is from the unrecorded "pre-stream" of yesterday's late stream:

"Perhaps we'll even start looking for a cat. Who knows?":
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(https://youtu.be/hgThxJz9_0M?t=13457 => had to take the footage from the black dood's re-stream because obviously DSP doesn't record the 2nd stream's pre-stream)

So, Mister "I can barely make ends meet every month!" and "I'm currently in no financial position to take care of a pet!" is thinking of getting a cat. How does he not see that this is extremely bad timing to splash money on a pet you said you absolutely couldn't afford just months ago, while currently still being neck-deep in all kinds of debts?

Or is this part of his masterplan to focus payments on the house, and say fuck it to the other stuff and just spend that shit, thus fucking up his credit beyond repair? Will Kat (help) pay for the cat? I mean, I know getting a cat doesn't have to cost much, depending on where you get it from, but it's still a thing that will cost money on a structural basis. Money that he surely can spend on more important shit. And what if the cat gets sick/wounded/needs medical treatment? That shit can stack up to thousands of dollars.

I don't...

I don't even.

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I say this with the least amount of hyperbole conceivable by man:

If Phil Burnell gets a cat I will be watching every angstrom of every stream and reading every tweet and post on the tumbleweed forums and if I get so much as a whiff of that animal being mistreated I'm going to feed him his own organs.

MOTI, commence.

 

[Draza]

So uhhm... yeah... DSP wants to get a cat.

Haven't seen it being discussed as of yet, but this is from the unrecorded "pre-stream" of yesterday's late stream:

"Perhaps we'll even start looking for a cat. Who knows?":
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(https://youtu.be/hgThxJz9_0M?t=13457 => had to take the footage from the black dood's re-stream because obviously DSP doesn't record the 2nd stream's pre-stream)

So, Mister "I can barely make ends meet every month!" and "I'm currently in no financial position to take care of a pet!" is thinking of getting a cat. How does he not see that this is extremely bad timing to splash money on a pet you said you absolutely couldn't afford just months ago, while currently still being neck-deep in all kinds of debts?

Or is this part of his masterplan to focus payments on the house, and say fuck it to the other stuff and just spend that shit, thus fucking up his credit beyond repair? Will Kat (help) pay for the cat? I mean, I know getting a cat doesn't have to cost much, depending on where you get it from, but it's still a thing that will cost money on a structural basis. Money that he surely can spend on more important shit. And what if the cat gets sick/wounded/needs medical treatment? That shit can stack up to thousands of dollars.

I don't...

I don't even.

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The fat fuck can barely take care of himself properly, what makes him think taking care of a cat will be easier? He killed his pet hamsters years ago due to lack of care and proper feeding.

 

[James Smith]