Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Un-Clit]

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Well whaddya know, he actually found a funny pic! Even a stopped clock is right twice a day etc. etc.

 

[badboy2000]

Some achievement to have seen three movies in cinema since 2012.

 

[Drool Fool]

Some achievement to have seen three movies in cinema since 2012.

That’s like $30 out of the hooker fund!

 

[downloads]

He was the one who spoiled that last avengers for people though that fibber.

 

[Miss Misery]

Someone found his sister at one point. Not sure if they ever found his mother. Though I imagine if you found one you could probably find the other.

Linda Joyce Vian [Tejada?] Hesser Ross, born 31/8/1948

 

[badboy2000]

Found this, but except for maybe finding out if his family has a history of toothiness, I think we(and Russell) should leave that poor family alone.

 

[cogsworth]

Found this, but except for maybe finding out if his family has a history of toothiness, I think we(and Russell) should leave that poor family alone.
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Yeah no for sure, I just want to know if his mom has horse smile.
Also, his name was originally bret and that's just very fitting somehow.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I'm not going to lie, I have NEVER understood the whole virgin/whore complex thing that incels and some fundamental religious folks are so hung up on.
They OBSESS over sex with women, some even wanting it by force, but then after they've done what they want the woman is a whore and is useless and then they complain that there are no good women left?
Even if women were just objects (they're not, not even close, obviously) isn't that just like throwing all your chocolates on the ground and then complaining that there are none left to eat?

I'm not even going to get into the whole "her vag remembers the shape of his dick" thing, although I do get a laugh out of the idea of these guys sitting around discussing how many women have vaginas shaped like babies after they give birth.

Edit: Oh god I just remembered the "roastie" thing too. Yep, apparently, as Pinocchio's nose grows from lying, a woman's labia stretches the more sex she has.
And changes colour.

Holy shit incels are exceptional. I'mma go have another beer and laugh about this for a while.

What I don’t understand is men like Russ who think a woman having lots of sex means her vagina stretches out because of it.

Mate you pass a dick-sized log of feces out your arsehole once a day, every single day for your whole life, sometimes twice a day.

But no one’s assuming your arsehole is somehow gaping, stretched out and roastied by the time you’re thirty.

I mean by their logic, a man who has a lot of sex should see his dick getting gradually thinner and thinner by constant vagina-compression. Luckily that’s not a problem Russ will ever have to fret about.

 

[Miss Misery]

I found a yearbook picture the right age and name, but couldn't confirm. Also it was split in half.

But reading back in the thread when the twin revelation came out there were a number of speculations that were made initially and then the thread quickly moved on and I'm not sure if they were ever addressed.

Russ' mother was an "elderly primagravida"; she was nearly 43 when the twins were born. Steve was 37.

And as far as I can tell, Linda and Steve were not and are not hurting for money.

Their choice to divest themselves of Rusty will never be known to us, but it was not because they were a couple of young kids who didn't have the financial means to care for him.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Maybe they just had a feeling about their weird little freak baby

A premonition that turned out to be correct

 

[Coin Ops]

Their choice to divest themselves of Rusty will never be known to us, but it was not because they were a couple of young kids who didn't have the financial means to care for him.

They realized he had to go after the delivery room doctor slapped his butt and Russell started crying about the lack of disclaimers and threatening to sue everyone involved in his birth.

 

[cogsworth]

Lets be real, it was because of his face and the fact that they were told he would need special care and might even die for at least until he was on solids. They didn't want the burden. I can't blame them, look how he turned out with a family that DID love him. In a family that didn't he'd probably have become a serial killer.

 

[Miss Misery]

Or maybe he would have turned out relatively normal without a bunch of people coddling him and feeding him a bunch of shit about being rewarded for his efforts.

I really have no idea...

 

[cogsworth]

Or maybe he would have turned out relatively normal without a bunch of people coddling him and feeding him a bunch of shit about being rewarded for his efforts.

I really have no idea...

I doubt it, he's low IQ and that seems to go hand in hand with narcissism. He'd probably be about the same but with less plights to scream about.

 

[Miss Misery]

I doubt it, he's low IQ and that seems to go hand in hand with narcissism. He'd probably be about the same but with less plights to scream about.

You're right.

And please note, I didn't post the info re: Russ' mom to ridicule her, her husband, or their daughter. It was to point out that whatever Russ is telling himself and intimating to the world regarding the possible reasons they had for giving him up? If they have anything to do with his birth parents' age or their financial situation, they are not true.

Sorry Russ. Have another plight for your efforts.

 

[CWCissey]

Looks like Mummy just didn't want a saggy faced child.

 

[Time To Think]

Looks like Mummy just didn't want a saggy faced child.

I think it would be insanely hard to care for an infant who can't close his mouth to drink.

 

[CWCissey]

I think it would be insanely hard to care for an infant who can't close his mouth to drink.

Hence why he likely had a feeding tube.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

I think it would be insanely hard to care for an infant who can't close his mouth to drink.

Caring for one normal infant is insanely difficult when you can’t establish the baby’s sleep patterns, have PPD or delivery complications, and so forth. Combine all that with a baby who needs special feeding and care? Oh, fuck no.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Since we're talking about Russ's birth family, this is a good time to remind everyone he threatened to sue his birth sister for not talking to him. No one has ever seemed to be able to explain to him that you can't use the courts to force people to have a relationship with you.