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Don't give Dave funny ideas!

DSP isn't nearly fascinating enough to be able to swing selling a Tonka truck with his Sharpie-scribbled signature on it for triple the value. Not even his legitimate fans are that interested in his actual life or his aspirational purchases, even if it's because it's much easier to put their devotion to him on display in front of the stream chat than it is to post a picture of some Joker action figure on Instagram.

Nobody wants Phil Burnell memorabilia, because Phil Burnell simply isn't worth a memory.
 
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DSP's new mod is already a success. Instead of modding he's asking people to play a game with him.
 

Here is one of them at least. Phil fixes the Medic's glasses with a paper clip whilst claiming it was already broken when he received it.

 
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DSP's new mod is already a success. Instead of modding he's asking people to play a game with him.
In yesterday's night stream the guy was repeatedly asking if anyone had questions for him and telling no one in particular that he wishes he could be a streamer. It was pretty pathetic. Did they mod saru just so KingofGahlf looks better in comparison?
 
Here is one of them at least. Phil fixes the Medic's glasses with a paper clip whilst claiming it was already broken when he received it.

So two things, first even assuming his story is true using hot glue is the most piece of shit repair job I can think of for anything. Second, I can't believe he actually got Leanna to help with that video just to hold up the medi-gun attachments.
 
In yesterday's night stream the guy was repeatedly asking if anyone had questions for him and telling no one in particular that he wishes he could be a streamer. It was pretty pathetic. Did they mod saru just so KingofGahlf looks better in comparison?
None of DSPs mods look good. They mod for DSP lol
 
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New mascot officially named snowball the rabbit.
Once again he's just using the stock name from the manufacturer. This really just highlights how little love or care goes into any of this.
 
My fav statue video is when he says nothing broken on it and the next sentence is saying one thing is broken.

5:40 "no damage at all"
6:06 "his comb has damaged"

 
Sorry I’m late to the party on this one but I was cycling home from the gym earlier listening to part three of his CT marriage vlog (sad I know) and I got to the part where he said he’s gonna tell his credit card companies he’s in such poor financial situation they need to let him off or make it so he only pays half or some shit. I actually started chuckling to myself at this and imagined the conversation on the phone he would be having..

Dave: “my finances are dire I can’t afford to pay my debts anymore”
CC Company: “how much you earning per year fam?”
Dave: “upwards of 100k USD”.
CC Company: “nahh your good fam keep up the payments lol”

I promptly fell off my fucking bike after this imaginary interlude and scraped my face along the pavement. Moral of the story: don’t under any circumstances listen to Dav’s vlogs on his actual channel. It’s cursed.
 
In yesterday's night stream the guy was repeatedly asking if anyone had questions for him and telling no one in particular that he wishes he could be a streamer. It was pretty pathetic. Did they mod saru just so KingofGahlf looks better in comparison?
Clearly Phil know's Gahlf's days are numbered and is lining up the next replacement. Such is the revolving door of DSP's twitch
 

Lol all that work for nothing. He has thus far neglected to mention that he only intends to sell the bahhxis.
 
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